Give me some bad jokes, be fresh, preferably shorter and shorter

There was a pig, and he walked and walked and walked and walked to England, and what became of him as a result? --pig.

The teacher in class randomly checks and memorizes the text, and the piglets, dogs, and kittens all raise their hands, who will the teacher call? Puppies, because of Want Want Senbei

Butterflies, ants, spiders, centipedes, they work together, and which one of them doesn't get paid? Centipedes, because they are reactive

There was a pig, and he walked and walked and walked and walked to England, and what became of him as a result? --pig.

The teacher in class randomly checks and memorizes the text, and the piglets, dogs, and kittens all raise their hands, who will the teacher call? Puppies, because of Want Want Senbei

Butterflies, ants, spiders, centipedes, they work together, and which one of them doesn't get paid? Centipedes, because they are reactive

The elephant in the zoo has the longest trunk, so who is the second longest? Baby elephants

Which fruit has the worst eyesight? Mango

If there is a car with a prince and a princess as a passenger, whose car does it belong to? If.

Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, whose legs are long? - Ham sausage.

The eyed snake and the elephant went on a date, and after a pleasantry, he said"Come on, come on, and lead such a big pig, you're welcome. "

I think if I had a little more humility, I would be a perfect person.

One day, Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend. He was very sad, so he kept crying and crying and crying. Outcome. Sprouted. ～～

Two jellyfish collide on the beach, Jellyfish A: What the hell! You don't have long eyes when you swim!

Jellyfish B: What are eyes? Jellyfish Nails:

I didn't know that he scolded me like that the last time I bumped into someone. Jellyfish B: Oh!

That's right! 」

Life can be done, and life can also be exquisite!

Good morning! My mom has a problem with teeth grinding when she sleeps, I don't know this thing when I was a child, one night when I slept with my parents, I suddenly woke up in the middle of the night, and I saw that the father next to me was gone, and then I heard the sound of my mother's teeth grinding, I thought that my mother had eaten my father, and cried until dawn....

Ambition is nothing but a slave to memory, born with vigor but difficult to grow.

In biology class, the experiment is to cut the earthworm in half. After cutting, everyone's earthworms were still alive, but one person died after cutting, and the teacher walked over and exclaimed, "Who told you to cut it vertically!" ”

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A popsicle was walking in the desert, and he said, "It's so hot!" And he ate himself...

One day, at night I passed through a small alley, the alley was very deep, and the lights were very dim.

I got out of self-study and rushed home with my schoolbag on my back.

I was really scared when I passed through that alley, the narrow alley, the whirring wind and the echo of walking.

That's when I noticed a man in front of me!

Looking at the back image, Uncle Xiao Chen at the door was so excited, I yelled: "Uncle Xiao Chen!" ”

Then the man turned around, didn't recognize, and looked at me with a puzzled expression.

I was so embarrassed and embarrassed, so I shouted "Uncle Xiao Chen wait for me".

As he ran past the man, there was no one in front of him.

I shouted like the real thing, and then I heard the sound of running behind me, but in the opposite direction.

It's a horrible, hilarious, tragic story. Here's how: Once upon a time there was a ghost who let out a fart for 5 seconds and then died...