Give some illogical jokes, funny but very reasonable jokes

Let me tell you about it, and if you look closely, you will feel the humor in it.

Dear Goku:

Heavenly Court has lived for a while, I don't know how you are doing in Huaguo Mountain? I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you can't read quickly.

We've moved, but the address hasn't changed, because we brought the house number with us when we moved. It rained twice this week, the first for 3 days and the second for 4 days. Yesterday we went to buy pizza and the clerk asked

Do you want to cut into 8 or 12 slices? Your thrifty wife said, "I'm sure I'll cut 8 slices, but I'm afraid I won't be able to eat 12 slices."

The pizza was good, and we would go to the restaurant on the street for steak as a family another day.

And the coat that your Aunt Guanyin said you wanted me to send, because it would be overweight when mailed, so we cut off the buttons and put it in the pocket of that coat.

Your sister Chang'e gave birth in the morning. Because I don't know if it's a man or a woman, I don't know if you're going to be an aunt or an uncle.

Nothing has happened lately, I will write to you again.

The master also advised: If your mobile phone is cheap, bring me one by the way, so as not to write a letter. Remember, don't buy Jesus! Recently, Yue Lao changed his career to make mobile phones, and the one he developed is not bad, so let's take a look!

Master: I wanted to send you money, but the envelope was already pasted.

1.Someone witnessed a person with a big mouth swallowing his head while others were not looking, but he quickly vomited it again.

2.Patient: Help, Doctor, I'm afraid of losing my memory Doctor: How long have you been worried about this?

Patient: What are you worried about?

Look at that topic, what's a joke?

Apple has entered the mobile phone industry, and Nokia said that Apple mobile phones are not easy to sell. The reasons are as follows: 1 iPhone is too expensive.

2.The quality of Apple phones is not as good as Nokia's. As a result, Nokia lost to Apple, because Nokia was not found, Apple is too expensive, who would be willing to fall!!

Praise it!!

Logic builders David and Art are drinking beer at the bar when they see a gentlemanly man in good clothes come to the bar, and the two begin to speculate about his profession.

David saw him when he went to the bathroom and asked him what his job was, to which the man replied"I'm a logician.

David:"What's that for? "

Logician:"I'll give you an example, do you have goldfish in your house?

David:"Yes"

Logician:"You must have put goldfish in a fish tank or pond, right?

David:"It is indeed placed in the pond"

Logician:"Logically, if you have a pond, you should have a relatively large garden"

David:"Not bad at all"

Logician:"If you have a big garden, you must have a big house. "

David:"Absolutely true! I have a big house with 5 bedrooms"

Logician:"Since there are 5 bedrooms, logically you can't build it for yourself alone, you must be married. "

David:"Yes, my wife and I live with three children. "

Logician:"You have three children, and logically, you should have a normal sex life.

David:"Yes, yes, 4 times a week"

Logician:"Well, that's the logic. "

David:"Is this the logic? "

Logician:"You see, I judged from the fact that you have goldfish in your house that you have sex, and that's the logic"

David:"I see, thank you"David returned to the table.

Art:"You went into the bathroom with him, did you ask him what he did? "

David:"Asked, he's a logician. "

Art:"What does a logician do? "

David:"Let me give you an example, do you have goldfish at home? "

Art:"I've never had goldfish. "

David:"Well, according to logic, you must not have sex"

You run five laps around the playground, I'm ** handsome, why didn't I find out, this can only show that you are hypocritical and dishonest. The rest of the people snickered for a while, and then the instructor said, "The rest of the people ran ten laps around the playground."

Confession.

‍.In a pure cold winter. On the bus, a relatively little beautiful woman sat by the window, although the window was closed, but there was still a big wind to hold the leather pins blowing.

The handsome guy sitting next to him said, "Beauty, let's change positions." The beautiful woman hurriedly got up and said

Thank you, this location is weirdly cold. The handsome guy squeezed over and said, "Hey!

The powder on your face blows into my eyes, and I can't even open my eyes! ”‍

Shiye once played poker with my sister and my sister's classmates at my sister's house.,Halfway through the game, I couldn't help but let out a super loud fart.,That's embarrassing.,But fortunately, they didn't say anything.,In order to ease the atmosphere, I said to my sister socks:It's your turn.。 As a result, my sister God replied:

I can't let it out. ‍‍

The funniest joke I've ever heard is about the lottery. It is said that there is a person who bought a lottery ticket and won the first prize, and the prize is five million. Then there was a reporter who interviewed him:

How are you going to spend the five million? Mu Hu" he said: "First pay back the money borrowed to buy lottery tickets."

Then the reporter asked: "What about the rest of the money?" He sighed and said

Let's take the rest back! ”

Liu Bei said to Zhang Fei: "Third brother, you go and take his dog's life." Zhang Fei rode his horse and galloped to the mountain, and Liang Heng pointed at Lu Bu:

Hey, do you know what my big brother called me for? Lu Bu looked at him: "Come to the scum to kill me?"

Zhang Fei laughed: "No, no, my eldest brother asked me to pick you up." Before the words fell, Lu Bu turned around and scolded:

Dislike! Be funny, don't call me Bubu when so many people call me. ”‍

The ugly duckling was born ugly, no one liked him, and he was bullied by other ducks since he was a child. He had no choice but to leave his mother and wander alone, encountering strong winds, torrential rains, and hunting dog......sBut the ugly duckling was not afraid, he fought tenaciously and worked hard to learn the habit of leaking pants. Eventually, it was discovered that although he was not good-looking, he was rough but quite tasty.

You can use the 200,000 yuan to pay for tuition. Hearing the president's tone that could not be refused, she blushed in a hurry: "Ah no!

I learned that although my family is poor, I can't ask for your money! "It's okay, when I lend it to you, I'll pay it back when you have the money." "Ah......But I don't have the money to ......"Then sell the kidney, huh?

The president lifted her chin and smiled wickedly. She couldn't help but be intoxicated and nodded sheepishly. Then the president sent her to the Northeast to sell ginseng.

I always close my eyes when I cut the onion, thinking that it won't be a tear, but the moment I cut my hand, I cried. ‍‍

The girl sent a few friends to the boy every day, and it was ...... after two monthsThe boy shyly said to the girl, "The bento is delicious, me." Before she finished speaking, the girl said, "Really! That's what my brother did, and he's been liking you for a long time! ”