Let s recommend a few jokes to the curtain, find a few ridiculous jokes

Scene 1] Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke?

Boy A: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

Naturally, A stretched out two fingers and took ......

Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scenario 2] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy B: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

B heard A's situation, so he carefully took the fries with the palm of his hand.

Teacher: Don't you dip some ketchup?

B accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked the ...... with his fingersTeacher: You are very skilled at flicking cigarette ash. Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 3] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy C: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck, okay, eat a piece of fries.

cBecause of the previous two examples, I ate the fries very carefully and sweating.

Teacher: Why don't you bring roots back to your classmates?

c. After taking the french fries, he put his hand on his ear ......

Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scenario 4] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy D: Don't suck.

Teacher: Very good, let's eat a piece of fries.

d finished his fries in horror.

Teacher: Why don't you bring roots back to your classmates?

D carefully put the fries in his jacket pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

d hurriedly took out the fries from his pocket and threw them on the ground, stomping on the ...... with his feetTeacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 5] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy E: Don't suck, Teacher: Very good, let's eat a french fries.

E had just taken the fries, and the teacher said, "Don't you invite me to eat them?"

E hurriedly passed the fries with both hands, then took out the lighter ......

Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 6] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy F: Don't suck.

Teacher: Very good, let's eat a piece of fries.

f Eat it in horror.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

f His palms were sweaty, but he still calmly bowed his head and said, "Hello principal!

Teacher: The principal will smell the taste in your mouth.

F pulled out the fries: No, it's still here, the fire hasn't even been lit yet, ......Scene 7] Teacher: Do you smoke or not?

Boy G: Promise God that you will never suck.

Teacher: Really don't suck? Okay, let's have a root fries.

G is very natural to take the fries and eat them clean.

Teacher: What a good boy, what brand of fries do you usually like?

g (get carried away): Greater China ......

Scene 8] Teacher: Let's eat a piece of fries.

Boy N: Thanks, no.

Teacher: ......

Personally, I think it's good to have a bad joke, if you say something that girls don't understand (I'm talking about bad jokes).

Instead, they will adore you

If you want to tease girls, I suggest you stop telling jokes and do a few magic tricks to get the better effect.

A man who has no brains to speak without a brain dances with a young lady. Man: "Are you married?"

Miss: "Not yet." "Man:

So do you have a baby? The young lady was furious and walked away. The man thought that he couldn't ask like that next time.

Then he danced with a woman. Man: "Do you have a baby?"

Woman: "There are two." "Man:

Are you married? ”

The geography teacher asked the students, does the river flow to **?

One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward."

The teacher ignored him, and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou.

The teacher was angry: You get out of here!

Student: Let's go.

The teacher said helplessly: Are you sick?

Student: You have me, I have it all!

Teacher: Try one more thing.

Student: When the road is uneven, I roar!

Teacher: Do you believe that I beat you up?

Student: Shoot when it's time to strike.

The teacher is angry: I will let you quit school!

Student: Storm in Kyushu!

Some old farmers were working in the fields, and this was a small bird that happened to fly over and pull a piece of on the old farmer's head. The old farmer was so angry that he scolded: You don't know how to wear pants? The little bird doesn't show weakness either: Small, you're still wearing pants when you?

One day, a little white rabbit went to a bakery and asked the owner.

Do you have 100 loaves of bread here? The boss said.

There is no second day.

The little white rabbit went to the bakery again and asked the owner.

Do you have 100 loaves of bread here? The boss said.

There is no third day.

The little white rabbit went to the bakery again and asked the owner.

Do you have 100 loaves of bread here? The boss said.

There is no fourth day.

The little white rabbit went to the bakery again and asked the owner.

Do you have 100 loaves of bread here? The boss said.

There you have it. Today there is.

The little white rabbit was excited.

Take out your wallet and say boss.

Give me 2. ...

Since ancient times, no one has no , and no one has no paper for poop. The teacher was angry and told the student to stand up. The following year, the teacher asked the student the same question.

That's when the students got smarter. He replied: Since ancient times, who has no, and who has no paper for stool.

If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers. The teacher is very hot, and there is a student punishment station! At this time, the teacher saw the snow outside the window, and said regretfully

It snowed and didn't rain on the sky, and the snow turned into rain on the ground. When it rains, it's troublesome, why didn't it rain in the first place? The student replied to the teacher

The teacher doesn't eat when he eats, and the rice becomes in the stomach. How troublesome it is when it becomes, why didn't you eat in the first place. Just like that, the teacher fainted on the spot!

Ha ha. 2. The geography teacher asked: The river is flowing to **?

One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward." The teacher ignored him and continued

How many stars are there in the sky? The student sang again: "The stars in the sky are in the Big Dipper!"

The teacher was angry: You get out of here! Learning refers to making trouble:

Let's go! The teacher is helpless: Are you sick?

Student: You have me, I have everything! Teacher Qi Wan:

You try to sing it again! Student: The road is uneven and roars all your life!

Teacher: Do you believe that I will play you? Students:

Shoot when it's time to shoot! The teacher is angry: I will let you quit school!

Student: Storming Jiuzhou! Ha ha.

Smile more when it's okay and make your worries less.