Who has funny poems, to rhyme! 20

Two yellow orioles singing green willows, I don't even have a partner!

Male and female rabbits walk side by side, I don't even have a partner!

I persuade the heavenly lord to be vigorous, I don't even have a partner! （1）

Dying sick and frightened to sit up, I don't even have a subject!

Lu saw the injustice and roared, I don't even have a partner!

Ask you how much sorrow you can have, I don't even have a partner!

Luoyang friends ask each other, I don't even have a partner!

This song should only be in the sky, I don't even have a partner!

The egret flies in front of the Xisai Mountain, and the turtle climbs by the river in the East Village.

Ask how sad you can be, just like a group of eunuchs going up to the Qinglou.

People laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at people for being cross-eyed.

Once bitten by a snake, I heard birds crying everywhere.

The beauty rolls the bead curtain, and the traces of thousands of people disappear.

The dying sat up in shock, and asked with a smile where the guest had come from.

The little lotus showed its sharp corners, and a red apricot came out of the wall.

When I left home and went back, An can tell that I am a male and a female (baby, have you gone to Thailand) I persuaded Tiangong to shake again, and Tiangong yelled at me three times (2).

I advised the Heavenly Father to shake it up, and the Heavenly Father shook off a hand (3).

What's the long goodbye to the round, I will Tianma Meteor Fist.

The sea, the sea, who are you all?

Horses, horses, why are you four-legged, Tiananmen, Tiananmen, Tiananmen is the front door, what is the front door?

The front door is full of people, Wang Fujing, Wang Fujing, I want to take a photo with you, but I don't have a camera, what do you say I can do.

West Railway Station, West Railway Station, West Railway Station has a train inside.

There are more places to buy tickets than to sell them. Wish.

Spring sleep is not aware, and mosquitoes bite everywhere. Slapping at night, I don't know how many people die.

Li Bai wears a flower on his head, and Li Bai has two front teeth. Li ate snacks every day, and became fat after eating snacks. (Ou No).

Li Bai was about to jump into the water by boat, and suddenly heard shouting for help in the water.

Quickly swim to his side and drag him into the water as a burial companion.

It's not good to write, I'm only 13 years old.

The poem you see is also written by me.

Li Bai didn't give money on the boat, and was suddenly kicked into the water. The Peach Blossom Lake is thousands of feet deep, and I don't know if Li Bai is dead.

Handsome, cool, rebellious, chic and unchanging, just play a big name.

Born and crowned, busy every day. If you don't wear it for a day, there is a hidden danger to safety. (Riddle class).

The thing on the head, you think of it as a poem, is a stupid pig! (Embedded).

One day when I was strolling at dusk, I saw a boy pretending to be cool, vomiting, vomiting, and just wanting to bang his head against the tree.

Then I saw a boy who wrote:

One day in the depths of self-study, I saw a girl hitting a tree, vomiting, vomiting, and dinosaurs dared to be cool.

BBS someone added:

Today's evening adventure, I saw two people vomiting.

Pretend to be cool, pretend to be cool, and hit the tree carelessly.

One day of leisurely walking, I suddenly saw three people vomiting.

Why, why? Just for all in Mizuki.

Wandering around Mizuki with nothing to do, I was shocked to hear that four people hit a tree, angry, angry, and punished you four people for planting trees.

On that day, four people planted trees, and one person supervised it.

Cruel, cruel, miserable!

It's all to blame that someone hit the tree, which caused a full version of sour sentences.

Delete! Delete! lest everyone be angry.

You laugh at me for being depressed and angry, and make me search my stomach.

Admire, admire, I gritted my teeth and wanted to cry.

Suddenly, I heard a person crying bitterly, and I don't know why.

Muttering, muttering, just because the dinosaur hit the tree!

Last night, when I took a walk after dinner, two people suddenly vomited.

Running, running, and encountering dinosaurs hitting trees.

Passing by the campus today, I suddenly found that there was no tree

Sins, sins, everyone cherishes the trees.

Recently, it has been really blocked, and there are countless people who are rotten.

What's the trouble, what's the pain, they all come to hit me with the old tree.

Lying plum and smelling flowers, lying only painted in the sky. The fish kisses the lying stone water, and the lying stone answers the spring green. - Read it aloud and know what it means!

Li Bai was about to go on a boat, but suddenly fell into a pool.

I am a green onion, standing in the wind and rain. Walk through the south, break through the north. I drank water in the back of the toilet, pressed my legs on the train track, and kissed a fool.

"Lying Spring".

The dark plum smells the flowers, the lying branches are sad and hateful, the distant smell is like water, and it is easy to penetrate the spring green.

The shore is like green, the shore is like green, and the shore is like green.

The original creator is Lu You, you can also find Lu You's poetry collection to take a look, there are yes!

Li Bai was about to go on a boat, but suddenly felt a stomachache, opened his stomach and took a look, there was a caterpillar inside.

The Peach Blossom Lake is thousands of feet deep, and I don't know if Li Bai is dead.

On hoe day, the mine planted the soil fool.

Come and dance to blow up to 250.

On this day, the teacher, as usual, yelled at the noisy class:

No-to-no-noodle! Everyone is quiet.

Is the point good? The class ignored him.

The teacher was angry, shook his head and left; Prepare to file a complaint with the principal.

When the principal and the teacher returned to the classroom angrily and were about to scold, they unexpectedly found An An, a classmate in the class.

Sit quietly.

What's wrong?!How did everyone become so well-behaved? 』

The teacher was incredulously heart-wrenching.

Enjoy! Is it what happened? 』

There was no sound).

Come! Squad leader, you say! 』

The squad leader is very bad.

Meaningfully stood up, bowed his head and muttered:

Old. Teacher, you say. Say if one day.

When you enter the classroom.

If you find the whole class quiet.

..You're going to die to show us!