10,000 points, ask for a joke, ask for a joke

10,000 points, ask for a joke--- which is a joke in itself!

Probationary period Level 1.

10,000 points? Funny

A friend loves coffee, so he named himself "Latte". One day, just after going online, I saw a netizen leave a message: "Friend, what are you going to do with iron?" "When my friend saw this, he sweated... Embarrassment.

One day, Xiao Wang and Xiao Zhang quarreled. Xiao Wang scolded Xiao Zhang: "You are a pig!" Xiao Zhang said: "It's strange that I'm a pig!" Xiao Wang called Xiao Zhang "pig is weird". Xiao Zhang said angrily: "I'm not a pig!" ”

On the first floor, are you a Unicom user?

One day, the wolf was going to eat three piglets. Two of the three little pigs were at the door and one was on the roof. (Pig 1 and Pig 2 are at the doorway, and Pig 3 is on the roof.)

Pig 1's name is called"Who", the name of pig 2 is called"Where", the name of pig 3 is called"What"。And so there is a great dialogue.

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig 1: To the wolf: What?

Pig 1:"What"on the roof.

Wolf: I'm asking what's your name?

Pig 1: My name is"Who"，"What"On the roof!

The wolf asked Pig 2 again: Who are you?

Pig 2: I'm not"Who"and he is"Who"。Wolf: Do you know him?

Pig 2: Hmm! Wolf: Who is he?

Pig 2: Yes.

Wolf: What? Pig 2:"What"on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig 2:"Where"It's me.

Wolf: Who? Pig 2: He is"Who"。Wolf: How do I know?

Pig 2: You look"Who"？

Wolf: What? Pig 2: He's on the roof?

Wolf: Where? Pig 2: It's me.

Wolf: Who? Pig 2: I'm not"Who"and he is"Who"。

Wolf: Oh my God! Pig 1.2:"OMG"It's our dad.

Wolf: What, your father?

Pig 2: No!

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: Why?

Pig 1.2.3: Do you know our grandfather?

Wolf: What? Pig 1: No, our grandfather was"Why"。

Wolf: Why?

Pig 1: Yes! Wolf: What is it?

Pig 1: No"Why"。

Wolf: Who? Pig 1: I am"Who"。

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig 1: Yes, I am"Who"。

Wolf: What? Pig 1.2: He's on the roof. ......

A man ran into the carriage and shouted anxiously: "There is a lady in the next carriage who has fainted, who brought whiskey?" ”

Someone among the passengers soon brought out whiskey.

The man took a few big sips, then returned the bottle to the passenger and said, "Thank you so much, I feel uncomfortable when I see the lady fainting, and it's much better." ”

1. Yesterday I dreamed that God said that it could fulfill one of my wishes, I took out the globe and said that I wanted world peace, he said it was too difficult to change it, I took out your ** and said that I wanted this person to be beautiful, he pondered for a while and said that I will take a look at the globe.

2. A woman is ugly, can't get married, and hopes to be trafficked. finally made his dream come true, but he couldn't sell it for half a month. The kidnappers sent it back, she resolutely did not get out of the car, and the kidnappers gritted their teeth and stomped their feet: go, the car is gone.

Years ago, Dad hugged you and waited for the car, and everyone laughed at the child's ugly looks, and Dad cried. An old man selling bananas patted his father and said, "Big brother, don't cry, take a banana and give it to the monkey to eat!" It's pitiful, the hungry are hairless. ”

4. On the plane, a parrot said to the flight attendant: "Give me a glass of water", and the pig also learned from the parrot and said to the flight attendant: "Give me a glass of water", the flight attendant was furious and threw the parrot and the pig off the plane. Then the parrot said to the pig, "Be stupid, you can fly." ”

5. There was an old farmer hoeing in the field, and a crow flew by, pulled shit and fell on the old farmer's face, and the old farmer raised his head and scolded: "Rely on your mother!" I don't know how to wear a pair of pants when I go out! The raven said, "Damn! You're and wearing pants! ”

I know that cross talk experts say that 1+1 equals 0 why, because there is a pancake in the pan, and you sandwich one, isn't it equal to 0?

Zhao Benshan said that 1+1 is equal to 3, but in the case of miscalculation, Zhao Benshan also said that in the case of miscalculation, it can be equal to hundreds of millions, but you didn't calculate it.

There is also one that 1+1 equals 1.

There is a 4-year-old bear child who is very smart Parents intend to train his IQ more often give him some brain teaser questions Many questions adults have to think about for a long time And the child knows the answer at a glance One day, when Dad went to work, he gave the child two math problems 1 + 1 is equal to how many 1 + 2 is equal to how many The child saw that it was so simple Wait for Dad to go out of work and start playing games This is happy Ah Unconsciously 4 hours have passed I am happy when I hear the sound of opening the door He said, Oh no, Dad is back So I took charge of the computer and sat down at the table and read 1+1 equals .........Dad came into the house and asked, Did you make it? I saw that I really didn't make it, so I said, "Son, I'll give you a brain teaser to increase your IQ a little Son: Okay!

Dad: There were 5 birds parked in a tree, and I shot and killed one of them, and how many more? Son: Compare with your hand 5-1 Oh, 4 more, Daddy slapped me, I killed one, and the rest flew away, Answer: None of them were gone, and the son's face became ugly, Dad, again, there were 5 fish in one tank, and how many died?

Son 5-1 is equal to Just about to say that there are 4 more, I said in my heart, no, Dad is going to fight, so I said, There is no one, Daddy, slap again, the child cried, Dad, the fish can't fly, how can there be none, it's like you're home alone, I'm coming back from outside, how many people are there in the house outside? Son: Alone, Dad slapped again, right, the son hit the outside of the house from the house, and said angrily?

Why Son: You're back scared me away ......

Wishing you health and happiness.

.1 "Yesterday there was a girl who was almost forced x, and it was Lao Tzu who saved her. Awesome! By what? Outstanding self-control. ”

2.Boy: "May I hold your hand?" ”

Girl: "No! Boy: "Oh, what did I just ask you? ”

Girl: "Can I hold your hand?" Boy: "Yes, of course!" ”

Super cold joke.

1: Once upon a time, there was a man fishing and caught a squid.

The squid begged him: You let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, "Okay, then I'm going to ask you a few questions."

The squid was very happy and said: You take the test, you take the test!

Then the man grilled the squid.

You walk on the beach, look back, why can't you see your footprints.