Look for a frog joke and ask someone for help

There is already an answer, so I don't give it.

A car scurried through a red light and was stopped by the police.

Hey, don't you see a red light? ”

No, I'm sorry, I saw the red light, but I didn't see you. ”

This paragraph should be called the sorrow of a tall stutter.

There are only stories about frogs.

There was a magic frog that jumped happily into a forest. When he walked into the forest, he saw a bear chasing a rabbit, and the frog came up and said, "Stop, stop!"

You are the animals I saw after I practiced magic, so I want to make you three wishes! ”

The bear was very greedy, and he said, "I am before me!" I want all the bears in this forest to become females except me! "When! The bear's wish came true.

The rabbit said, "I want a hard hat." "When! The rabbit's wish also came true.

The bear said his second wish: "Come again, I want all the bears in the nearby forest to become females, except me!" "When! As it wishes.

The rabbit calmly said, "I want a locomotive." The frog wondered, why didn't the rabbit just ask for money to buy a locomotive? Anyway, the frog still promised the rabbit a locomotive.

The bear finally said excitedly, "Haha! My third wish is that all the bears in the world except me become mothers!

"When! The wish came true. I saw the rabbit put on a hard hat, started its locomotive, and said its last wish:

I hope that bear is gay!! ”

Why does the bean fly, because he is the magic bean; Why does the frog fly, because he eats the magic bean; Why does the snake fly, because he eats frogs; Why do eagles fly, because. He could have flown by himself.

A frog was swimming and drowned!!

Tom always listened to his father's stories before going to bed to fall ......asleep

Dad: "Once upon a time, there was a frog ......”

Tom: "Dad, I don't want to listen to fairy tales today, can I tell science fiction stories?" ”

Dad: "Okay, there's a frog ...... in space”

Tom: "Forget it, Dad, can you talk about the restricted level to celebrate my 8th birthday?" ”

Dad: "Alright! Don't let your mom know. There was a frog with no clothes on......”

There was a woman playing golf and accidentally hit the ball into the nearby woods, so she went into the woods to look for it, and saw a frog fall into a trap and couldn't jump out. The frog said to the woman, "Hello, I am actually a god, and if you rescue me, I can grant you three wishes."

The woman rescued the frog from the trap. The frog said, "I'm sorry I was in a hurry and forgot to tell you that you can make three wishes at will, but at the same time you must fulfill each of your wishes, there must be additional conditions, that is, at the same time your husband can get your wish ten times higher."

The woman happily agreed. The frog said, "After you think clearly, you can make a wish."

Woman: "My first wish is that I become a very beautiful woman. Frog:

Out of my gratitude to you, I remind you once again that as a result, your husband will also become a very handsome man, and will be ten times more attractive than you, and there will be countless girls who will like him. You have to think it through. Woman:

I'm already very beautiful, and my husband won't change his mind. And so, the woman became very beautiful. Frog:

Please say your second wish. Woman: "Please let me have a deposit of 100 million dollars in the bank."

Frog: "Well, your second wish has also come true, please say the third." Woman:

Please let me have a mild heart attack. Spicy hands!!

The tortoise and rabbit race rabbit lost the game because of laziness, the rabbit and the tortoise race push-ups in the coming year, the rabbit lost again because the front and rear legs were not the same length, this time the rabbit was anxious and pointed at the tortoise and scolded, look at what you can, you have the ability to do a sit-up I will see!

The tortoise raced against the rabbit, and the rabbit laughed at the tortoise's slowness, saying, "Only by lightening the burden can we run faster."

The turtle said: "What's the use of running fast these days, there is still a house safe".

The three turtles decided to go for coffee. As soon as they arrived at the door of the coffee shop, it started to rain.

So the eldest turtle said to the youngest, "Go home and get your umbrella." ”

The youngest turtle said, "If you don't drink my coffee, I'll go." ”

We don't drink," the other two turtles promised.

Two years later, the big turtle said to the middle tortoise, "Okay, I guess he's definitely not coming back, we can drink his coffee." ”

Just then, a voice came from outside the door, "If you drink, I won't go." ”

There was a young man who was 270 centimeters tall, and because he was too tall to live a very inconvenient life, he wanted to be shorter, so he went to the wizard for help. The wizard told him: "There is a big rock in the pond at the edge of the forest, and there is a magic frog on it, and when you see it, you ask it if it wants to marry you, and it will say 'no', so that your height will be shortened by 30 centimeters".

Ha, great, the lad set off immediately. Sure enough, he saw a frog on a big rock in the pond at the edge of the forest, and he immediately asked, "Frog, will you marry me?"

The frog looked at him disdainfully, and said resolutely, "No!

The young man was immediately 30 centimeters shorter, and he was very happy in his heart. But he felt that 240 centimeters was still too tall, so he asked again

Frog, will you marry me? ”。The frog said impatiently

No! ”。So the young man responded and became 30 centimeters shorter.

The young man thought, "210 centimeters is still a bit tall, 180 centimeters is ideal, I just need to ask again." So he asked the frog again, "Frog, will you marry me?"

The frog couldn't help it anymore, and said angrily, "Isn't it annoying?!" How many times do you want me to say it?

Tell you – no! No! No!

No! No! "The two frogs fell in love in the park, and the male frog hugged and hugged the female frog, and the female frog sighed and said, "Alas, I really miss you when you were a child, you have no arms and no legs." It's like now, as soon as we meet, I will move my hands and feet.

Frogs are outgoing, love to jump and jump; The toad is introverted and steady and generous