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Anonymous users2024-02-07The diver had a difficult move, he did a triple twist followed by a front flip and a half followed by a back flip for a month.
Once upon a time there was a bird who would pass by a cornfield every day, but unfortunately one day there was a fire in that cornfield and all the corn turned into popcorn!
After the bird flew over.
I thought it was snowing, and I died of cold.
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Anonymous users2024-02-06A woman asks for marriage, and there are two conditions for making friends.
1.Be handsome. 2.Have a car.
The computer went to help her search for the results of the chess game, and the woman was not satisfied with the search results and typed them again.
1.To have a beautiful house.
2.To have a lot of money.
The computer went to help her search again for the results of the bank.
The woman was still not disappointed and continued to enter the conditions.
1. Be cool-looking.
2. And have a sense of security.
As a result, the result of the search was Ultraman.
The woman was still not disappointed and continued to enter the conditions.
1.Be handsome. 2.Have a car.
3.To have a beautiful house.
4.To have a lot of money.
5. Be cool.
6. And have a sense of security.
The computer went to help her search for the results again Ultraman was playing chess in the bank.
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Anonymous users2024-02-051.The boy ate at his aunt's house, and the aunt made fish for him to eat.
The boy said while eating: This fish is so delicious, it would be better if there were no thorns!
A woman is killed in a car accident and ends up in heaven. When they got there, the angel St. Peter said, "In heaven we have only one rule here - don't step on a duck."
After confirming that the 3 women understood, they entered heaven. Heaven was full of ducks, almost so numerous that it was impossible to step on them, and although they tried to avoid them, the first woman accidentally stepped on one. (*
Hee-hee......At this moment, the angel St. Peter immediately came to her with a very ugly man whom the woman had never seen in her life, and told her: The punishment for stepping on a duck is to be chained to this ugly man forever.
The next day, another woman accidentally stepped on a duck as well. Then St. Peter came to her with another extremely disgusting man, just as the woman had done before. St. Peter chained the second woman to the ugly man he had brought.
The third had already found out the cruel result, and she didn't want to be chained to an ugly and disgusting man forever. So she was very, very careful with her steps, and she passed the months without stepping on any ducks.
But one day, St. Peter came to her with a super handsome man he had never seen before. This man is not only tall and strong, but also has beautiful long eyelashes. After St. Peter chained them together, he left without saying anything to the woman.
The woman asked the man who was chained to her, "I wonder why I can be chained to you forever?" The man said, "I don't know how you're doing, but I stepped on a duck." ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Brother went to buy a bottle of iced tea, look carefully, the cottage, I have already drunk it, brother doesn't care, look at the bottle early void cover, another bottle, go to the store to exchange, the boss said, you Lu Xunran look carefully, Damn, buy another bottle!
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Anonymous users2024-02-03You are the runner-up in both numbers and letters.
When the director of a psychiatric hospital heard that the leaders were coming to inspect the hospital, the president called a meeting of the patients of the hospital, and the director said: "This afternoon, there are very important leaders who are going to visit, and all the people must go to the door to welcome them. At the time of welcome, all the patients stood on both sides of the hospital gate, to stand neatly, and when I coughed, everyone applauded together, the warmer the better; I had to stop all my stomping and not make a mistake. >>>More
My hometown is in Xinjiang, and there are a lot of delicacies, so let's introduce the following kinds: >>>More
Three ghost complaints One day they met God while shopping! They said to God that they had all died miserably and hoped that they would go to heaven! God reluctantly said that there were now too many occupants of heaven and it was full. >>>More
Of course, the project that joins is KFC McDonald's, and other projects don't seem to be too profitable. >>>More
I don't know if you have watched the beauty program of Travel Satellite TV I just did a program about shampoo for oily hair, first of all, you should pay attention to the choice of shampoo Many brands play the sign of oil and dandruff But you have to look at its texture when you buy It is necessary to choose the color is transparent Because the shampoo must add emulsifier The emulsifier will become milky white when it encounters oil or something So there will definitely be more or less oil in the colored shampoo So try to choose colorless When shampooing When you rub the shampoo in the palm of your hand to make a foam, then apply it to your head Gently press the scalp with your fingers, don't scrub vigorously, and then let the shampoo sit on your head for 3-5 minutes, you have oily hair, stay a little longer, about 5 minutes, don't be lazy, this will allow your hair to be thoroughly cleaned, even if you are in a hurry, stay for 1 minute and then wash it off, if you are styling your hair, apply a lot of styling products, you should first apply conditioner to dry hair, you should stroke the hair, do not rub it, and then wash it off, you will find some clumps in the water That's what you're left of the styling product that you're using -- these are the ones that you don't get clean with shampoo first, and then you wash them with shampoo, and then you use conditioner, and if you don't style them, don't use conditioner first, and don't apply conditioner to your scalp, just apply it to your hair.