Laugh until the salted fish fall, Cantonese joke

Have you heard of it? The shadow of man is actually the soul. You can see the condition of the person by looking at the color of the shadow" "Oh?

How to say? "If the shadow is darker, it means that your body is good and your soul is thick" "Well, what if my shadow is light?" Does it mean I'm not well?

No, that means....Your soul is faint.

An old English teacher said "suspect" in class. A classmate tirelessly wrote down "Suspect, salty rice." The teacher couldn't bear to mislead people's children, so he raised his voice and said, "suspect, suspect a sharp criminal."

The student scribbled and wrote: Suspect, salted fish rice.

This benevolent brother. Actually, there's nothing about salted fish. Just because of the lack of water. When fish cells lose moisture, they become dry.

One day, Sour asked Sweet: "Do you know which of the five flavors is the most stupid?" Sweet: "I don't know it." Sour: "It's salty, because salted fish = salty He Lingyu!" ”

Our little five are Taiwanese. It is possible that you have sung a certain Cantonese song. But "Salted Fish" is only available in Hokkien dialect. Ask "Silly People" to send you the lyrics.

Words: Ashin Song: Ashin.

I felt in my heart that the heaviness of life did not dare to vibrate.

I'm not a good son, I'm not a bad person, I just love sleeping.

I don't want to follow the waves and the wind, drift the waves in the west and the east, like a ship without a port.

I don't want to be a man, I am willing to be a fool.

I'm not empty-headed, I'm not a rice worm.

People, people, people, how can they rejoice in spring, summer, autumn and winter.

I have my way, I have my dreams.

The world in the dream Gan Jiaoyi is empty.

The road I have traveled is only hope.

I hope that what you and I have said will be kept in my heart.

One day, when you see a sky full of gold bars, you will have to do nothing.

The environment is not strong enough to tease the background, and the genius is not enough.

Item by item is to lose people, so I have to see through this vanity.

Don't be afraid of bad roads, don't be afraid of heavy rain, dare to say a word in your heart.

In the face of my dreams, I am willing to be a fool.

Hokkien: Good or not. Zhiming and Chunjiao. Rolling car. Call me number one.

Salted fish seems to be in the Chinese version.

Haven't heard the Cantonese version of Are you sure it's salted fish??

, a hungry wolf foraging for food, heard a woman training a child.

du: If you cry again, I'll throw you out.

Zhi go feed the dao wolf! The child cried all night, and the wolf waited outside the door until dawn, and sighed: **, women are **!

2.One prisoner was executed, and because the bullets were of inferior quality, the first shot was not fired, and then a second shot was fired. The third shot. At this time, the prisoner cried: Big brother, you strangle me, it's so scary!

3.After watching the black 100-meter race, an old lady wiped her tears and said: Scared to death! A few coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, and they shot without aiming, and the babies were so scared that they ran, and the rope couldn't stop them!

4. Mr. Huang loved the revolution and named his son in honor of the Red Army'Army', One day I sent my son to class, and when I saw bus No. 8 entering the station, I shouted at my son: Huang Jun run, No. 8 is coming! ~~

5. A little bear went to the mountains to start a business, the farmer gave him a sickle, the carpenter gave him a hammer, the little bear came to the mountains and met the tiger, so frightened that he held the sickle and hammer above his head, and the tiger said: I don't see it, you are still a party member like a bear!

Three little pigs, pig A's name is "who", pig B's name is "where", and pig C's name is "what". One day, pig A and.

Pig B is standing in the doorway, and pig C is on the roof. A wolf spotted them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed to pig A ......

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: That's right! Wolf: What?

Pig A: What's on the roof.

Wolf: I'm asking what is your name?

Pig A: Who am I called, what is on the roof.

The wolf asked Pig B again.

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig B: I am not who it is, who it is (pointing to Pig A).

Wolf: Do you know it?

Pig B: Yes. Wolf: Who is it?

Pig B: Yes.

Wolf: What? Pig B: What's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B: Where's me?

Wolf: Who? Pig B: Who is it? (pointing to pig A again).

Wolf: How do I know?

Pig B: Who are you looking for?

Wolf: What? Pig B: It's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B: It's me.

Wolf: Who? Pig B: I'm not who I am, who it is.

Wolf: Oh my God! Pig A Pig B: "Oh my God" is our dad.

Wolf: What, your father?

Pig B: No.

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Why? ”

Pig ABC: You know our grandfather?

Wolf: What? Pig A: No, why our grandfather.

Wolf: Why?

Pig A: Yes! Wolf: What is it?

Pig A: No, it's "why".

Wolf: Who? Pig A: Who am I?

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: yes, who am I.

Wolf: What? Pig AB: It's on the roof.

In the end, the wolf committed suicide.

It is said that Snow White and Pinocchio lived in the big forest, and one day, Snow White finally couldn't bear the loneliness, grabbed the head of the little horse between her legs and said: "Tell the truth, tell the truth, tell the truth, tell the truth again." After saying this a thousand times, the princess let go of the little skin.

There are a lot of funny jokes at Happy Station.

Look inside the joke bar, and I don't know what type you like

During the lesson, there were many people talking below, and the teacher yelled, "Whoever speaks again, stand on the blackboard for me." "There's nothing to say below...

Three little rabbits pooping.

The first one is a long one.

The second is spherical.

The third one is actually triangular.

Ask, and answer: I pinched it with my hands.

A guy went to the hospital for a check-up and did a number of tests.

The doctor said: there is good news and bad news! After looking at your test results, I found out that you have underlying homosexual tendencies!! And it's hard to **!

The guy said, "Oh my God! And the good news?

The doctor said shyly, "I found you quite cute."

A hunter went hunting with a hunting dog and slipped through the woods for a day without prey.

When it was dark, he kept riding his horse around the woods, and the horse suddenly said, 'You won't let me rest, you want to exhaust me!?' ’

When the hunter heard this, he was startled, and immediately rolled down from his horse, and ran away with the hound, and when he ran to the foot of a big tree to catch his breath, the dog patted his chest and said to him: 'I'm scared to death, the horse can talk!' ’

So the hunter was scared to death on the spot.

Two flies went to eat.

The little one asks the big one: Big brother, why do we have to eat every day?

The big one says: Don't say such disgusting things when eating!!

I went to buy salted fish and asked the boss: "Why has the price of this fish gone up?" ”

The boss said: "This batch is a salted fish with dreams, which is more expensive!" ”

People who don't have back pain when they stand and talk are generally fat, because we don't have a waist.

Mr. taught me to read, I taught Mr. to fight the boar, the boar jumped over the ditch, and the gentleman went home to beat his wife. It's hard to find

Kugou** has a low sound quality.