Can you share a joke about how you laughed until you lost your voice?

Once I saw my mother praising the dog that was "awesome", and I couldn't help but say, "This can be praised, envy the dog!" "As a result, when I came out of the bathroom after going to the toilet today, the whole family applauded me.

When I took my son to a Go tournament and was about to enter the game, my son said to me with a worried face, "Mom, I'm worried. I patted him on the shoulder and encouraged him:

You have to believe in your own strength, don't be nervous, just play normally! He said, "I'm worried that the lunch box we will receive at noon will not be enough for the two of us." ”

Two rural children were chatting, and one suddenly asked, "Do your cows smoke?" "Are you crazy? How can a cow smoke? "Oh, then, maybe your cowshed is on fire. ”

The artist in our company wears headphones and listens to music almost all nine hours of work, and I think he will become deaf sooner or later. Just now he ordered a meal, and I said next to me: "Remind them, I'm Alipay."

He said to **: "Give me more rice, my colleague said he couldn't eat enough." ”

In the park, three young people sat on a bench, one reading the newspaper intently, the other two trying to row a boat, and passers-by hurriedly walked by, looking at them differently. After a while, the police came and said to the newspaper reader: "These two people have a nervous problem, is it related to you?"

They've affected everyone, please bring them back," the newspaper reader nodded apologetically, put down the newspaper, and began to row desperately.

The Buddha said: 500 times of looking back in the past life, in exchange for a passing in this life, then a close friend like you and me, it seems that they didn't do anything in the previous life, and it took a lifetime to look back!

After the train arrived at Bengbu Station, my colleague stuck his head out of the window to look at it, turned around and said to us excitedly: The clam has arrived.

Once I was playing a game in the toilet with the fifth personality.,The sound of the injured character in the game is a bit like that kind of sound (self-brain supplement),And then someone next to me should have knocked on my door when he heard it.,I didn't pay attention to it at all.,After the game ended, I remembered why she knocked on my door.,Laugh at me.,Hahaha.

As soon as we entered the school, the school leaders would say to us, "Kids, school is your home!" When we make a mistake, he will say, "You think the school is your home!" ”

On the way home from school, I saw an old man struggling to cross the road with something, and I wanted to help the old man, but I missaid: Old things, uncle, I'll help you get them!