Want a joke, a paragraph, is there???

There was a king and queen who gave birth to a prince, and when the prince grew up, the king said, "Son, you are also older, and it is time for you to go out and learn." So the prince went out to learn.

When the prince came to the street, he saw a house about to fall, and someone said, "It's a big thing, the house is going to fall", and at this time a boar and a sow ran out of the house because of the sound of the house falling, and someone said, "Don't run away, princess sow!"

At this time, the prince saw a little child beating his grandfather, and his grandfather said, "You beat grandpa, but grandpa won't give you candy to eat!" The prince had written these words, and when he returned to the palace, the king and queen asked him:

What did you learn out there? The prince said, "The great thing is not good, and the house will fall."

The king and queen were so frightened that they ran away, and the prince said, "Don't run, princess sow!" The king was angry and said:

What did you say? Do you want me to beat you", the prince said: "You beat grandpa, grandpa won't give you candy to eat" (the king and queen fell to the ground in response, and her voice was deep...).

The bald donkey dared to rob the nun with the poor road.

Where is this, is this the place where 360 and QQ fight?

Is this really a question?

I found the organization.

Tang Seng in the Journey to the West chapter of Demon Suppression just met Sun Wukong.

Back then, my grandson carried two watermelon knives and cut all the way from Nantianmen to Penglai Road. I am a knife in my hand, and a knife in my hand. I cut for three days and three nights without blinking my eyes."

Don't blink for so long, don't your eyes dry? ”

I said I don't blink when I kill, you ask me if my eyes are dry? ”

When I saw this, I laughed.

Should it be filled, ecstatic or deafening? I don't think the words ecstatic and deafening are used here, ecstasy I feel like a state of surprise, deafening is to describe the machine is very loud, I think it should be described like this: Xiao Ming told a joke, and the whole class burst into laughter.

Lao Huang carried two baskets of vegetables, walked four or five miles, and rushed to the market to sell. Two baskets of vegetables cost 150 pounds, Lao Huang picked it on his shoulders, tired but happy, humming a small tune along the way. When he arrived at the market, the vegetables were sold for nearly 200 yuan, and Lao Huang used the money to buy a bag of fertilizer, cut some meat, buy two bags of salt, and other bits and pieces.

The fertilizer weighs 50 pounds and is placed in a basket, just right. However, the problem is that the miscellaneous things on the other end weigh no more than ten pounds together. The weight of the two baskets is different, and when you pick it up, the light end is raised high.

Lao Huang could only move the flat burden on his shoulder as far back as possible, and at the same time, put his hand on the front of the flat burden, trying to press down. But still no. The difference in weight between the two baskets is too great and unbalanced to pick up at all.

There was an old man with numb feet and went to the hospital