Twenty one military orders are interesting, vivid and interesting sayings

Catch-22

Catch-22 is Heller's masterpiece, the foundation work of the "black humor" genre, praised by Western critics as "the best one of the 60s", and has become a must-read classic for liberal arts students in American universities. Set against the backdrop of World War II, it depicts the life of a U.S. Air Force unit stationed on the island of Pianozza near Italy, with the central plot of the pilot bomber John ? Yusolin demanded to stop the experience of the struggle to return home from the demobilization of flights.

Again and again, the commander of the Air Force Group, Cathcart, arbitrarily raised the indicators of the pilots to perform their tasks, causing the pilots to suffer from phobia. In order to escape the flight, Yusolin hid in the hospital and pretended to be crazy.

Catch-22 stipulates that a madman can stop flying. However, it also stipulates that the application for cessation of flight must be made by the person, and the proviso of the military regulations is that anyone who can make an application proves that the person is not crazy.

So he could only continue to fly. He also pinned his hopes on another provision of the military regulations: those who flew 32 times would no longer be on duty.

But after he flew full, Cathcart gave a new order. Because the military regulations attach a condition that you cannot disobey the orders of your superiors before stopping the flight. After flying 70 times, he finally understood that military regulations were a trap and a scene, so he fled to neutral Sweden.

It's twenty-two! Is there absolutely no absolute?

The grass boat borrowed arrows, looked at the plum to quench his thirst, the empty city plan, and the public trial.

Fighting grass and scaring snakes, holding sheep by the hand, Li Dai Tao stiffened, hiding a knife in his smile, watching the fire from the other side, darkening Chen Cang, making something out of nothing, and striking the west.

"Bao Gong Trial Donkey".

In the Song Dynasty, there was a poor man named Wang Wu, who had a donkey and used it to transport dry firewood and charcoal, earn money to support his family, and toss his lady Wang Wu's only property. Therefore, I loved it like a treasure, and he not only fed the donkey to its shiny coat, but also made a beautiful bridle for the donkey with his own hands. Because of his careful care, anyone who sees this donkey will praise it, this is really a four-legged baby!

One day Wang Wu led the donkey to Fu, and Mo talked about the town where he put the girl on the tree at the main entrance. He carried a bag of charcoal to buy it, and when he came back from selling charcoal, he was shocked that the girl was growing on a tree. The Android on the donkey's back is still the same as the one on the donkey's mouth.

Antong is also the beautiful bridle made by himself. But the donkey was an ugly girl. What's going on?

Shall I be like this when I arrive at you? Wang I was flustered and ran around looking for a suitable field for myself, but there was still no trace, and I was angry and hateful. Regret and chagrin.

He thought about it and decided to put this girl on the bar. The official did not know who the defendant was, and decided to sue the emaciated donkey.

The contractor came to the factory to start the trial, could it be that Wang Wu signed the girl to the factory to the lord Bao Gong is on this brute? I don't know where I came from, so I drove the impostor female donkey to the kind of donkey with the head nicknamed my donkey.

Bao Gong frowned and thought about it, and suddenly slapped the startled wood, and shouted loudly, Someone hurry up! The muzzle is given to the donkey. Don't give him food, don't give him drink, lock up his grandfather for three days, and I'll come to interrogate him when the time comes.

On the third day, Bao Gong ordered the church again, and this time there were hundreds of people in the hall, and they all wanted to come and see the excitement. Three-way drum stick Bao Gongshengtang, he ordered his head to look pitiful, ** a slap of the startled wood shouted loudly. To replace this impostor, the stupid donkey has to fight hard to hit 40 big boards.

Ten times, 20 times, 30 times, a full 40 times, hit the woman jumped and jumped, put on the sauce to wipe it. Bao Gong ordered it, and now he is released, so where does he fall in love? Just go.

Bao Gong then ordered a dining chair and cultural relics to follow up to find out.

They followed the donkey for 15 miles, and when they saw the donkey running into a house, they followed it, and of course they found Wang Wu there, and the good donkey that had been stolen also caught the thief.

Kong Ming plays the piano and retreats from Zhongda, this is invincible ultrasound!

"Little Er" is in charge of "Big King".

I'm not lazy next to the diligent.

Don't say short words in front of the dwarf.

Press down on the gourd up scoop.

Qingwen tore the fan the most cute.