Funny words, funny humorous sentences

I'm not happy if you're happy, I'm not happy if you're unhappy, I'm not happy if you're happy, so you'll be happy.

Are you great!?

But the bell must be tied to the bell, you better let him spit out all the unhappiness, you just have to listen, he will feel better, and then ask her to meet her boyfriend, it is better to have a lot of people together, otherwise in the case of their irrationality, you will become the fuse.

The above is a personal opinion.

Weigh it yourself.

What happened to him and his boyfriend, is it serious, then you persuade him to want to open it, I don't think it's easy to say, you are not the person she loves, you can't help.

You're so great, then be greater, tell her to break up and let you take care of her! So she won't be upset about her boyfriend (if you're interested)! Ha ha! In fact, you don't have 30 points yourself! There's also a 30-point bounty, but I'm okay.

Stop pulling your Changbai Mountain's face. Laugh and laugh. Creak? Why do you have a dish on your teeth? Didn't you eat after eating?

Ha ha! Classic.

It's easy to learn to tease her, and the book building has it!! What problems can be solved?

The important thing is that you know why he is always upset, and she can be happy when she sees "what" or "who"!

If this person is you, then what kind of joke do you have to learn, she has to get used to thinking of you when she is unhappy, then you just show up at the right time!!

Stop the jokes and buy a car!

I'll give you all 682 points now, if you can make me happy.

Ah, you are the mountain in front of my house.

Tell her a joke, huh!

If you're not happy, cry, cry hard! Don't be afraid of me seeing you like a bear, DXN! ～

If it's funny, it's a palliative, not a cure.

Do something practical and take her out for fun!

Silly boy, what do you think? And me!

Cut, we didn't think about it, what are we lacking in?

Humorous sentences that amuse people are:

1. It's quite windy today, and I wanted to go home, but it turned out to to a bubble tea shop.

2. Since I got tanned, my face has looked good, my teeth have turned white, and I don't blush when I drink.

3. You can't have both fish and bear's paws, but you can't be single and poor.

4. Today, I was complained by a neighbor that I was disturbing the people, because I was so poor.

5. There are thousands of Chinese sons and daughters, and if this doesn't work, it will have to be replaced.

6. The meat can be reduced when it grows, but those snacks can no longer be eaten after they expire.

7. If a person wants to travel, it means that she is unhappy, and if she wants to go but does not go, it means that she is poor and unhappy".

8. I'm hungry, but I'm honest, reliable, humorous, gentle, kind, righteous, and cute, so I can't eat it as a meal.

9. The secret to maintaining beauty, which used to be sleeping, is now retouching.

10. I didn't go to one of the escort qualifications, firstly, because I was not very suitable for the climate there, and secondly, it was not me who was escorted.

11. I found that the time to stay up late passed quite quickly, and I went to the doctor yesterday, and the doctor said that I could stay up for another two years before I could enter the coffin.

12. What's the use of going to bed? No, I still can't sleep!

13, **** himself, the brain has not been used, and the intentional person is private.

14. Cheeky.

How so thick to make the pigskin.

How can the situation be investigated? 15. If you don't read for a day, no one can see it; I didn't read for a week and started to explode; If you don't read in January, your IQ loses to a pig.

1. I don't have any talent, let's dance a street dance for everyone

2. If I disappear, will you look for me, even if it's just to ask, where is Yi Yang Qianxi's girlfriend?

3. The moment I said "" as "quack", I knew that I would not be able to win this fight!

4. Send, say, say, can, to, through, pass, add, tease, number, let, don't, person, read, get, very, slow, very, slow.

5. So be it, the phone is out of gas.

6. Studies have shown that scrambling the order of Chinese characters does not affect reading, for example, you can read this text without any pressure, because I didn't mess it up at all.

7. How can some people find a partner and ask for dozens of items, and my criteria for choosing a mate are just three words: please.

Funny humorous sentences:

1. Everyone else looks good when they laugh, but you are different, you look funny.

Second, my wife always likes to use the trick of crying, making trouble, and hanging to warn me not to find a lover, which makes me very angry, because she never uses the third trick.

3. Palmistry Master: Your palms are big, you must be very lonely. Me: Huh? You can see why? Palmistry Master: Because, the bigger the palm, the more lonely you are.

Fourth, if I sleep late, I will be sleepy in the morning, and if I go to bed early, I will still be sleepy in the morning, and the conclusion is: I am not suitable to get up.

Fifth, the biggest reason that hinders the prosperity of young people in our country is that they always want to treat themselves.

6. Downstairs in the community, I scribbled on a Geely car with a marker, and was bumped into by the owner. Owner: "What are you painting?" Me: "It's nothing, just be lucky." ”

The humorous sentences that make people happy are as follows:1. The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat with you, and then you pay, you pay, you pay.

2. You're very good, but you're ugly.

3. As long as you have a classroom in your heart, you can't skip class anywhere.

4. If life betrays me, I hope it will be sold by the pound.

5. Sharpen the knife and do not cut wood, and then work after finishing junior high school.

6. When I'm fat, I look thin, so that I don't look ugly when I'm thin.

7. The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as a wake-up alarm.

8. It is said that many people look at the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long they can sleep.

9. A trip that is just about to go, and what awaits you when you come back is a day of eating soil.

10. Salted fish will always turn over one day, but after turning over, it is still salted fish.

11. Take other people's path, let others have no way out, go your own way, and let others follow me.

Say it directly to him, I can say a word to make you laugh, believe it or not, look at him. It's going to be funny.

The words that make people happy are as follows:

1. Whenever I find the key to success. Someone changed the locks.

2. The diamond is left, and Wang Lao Wu can go.

3. The highest level of eating buffet is: leaning on the wall to go in, and then leaning on the wall to come out.

4. Today you leave me is happiness, and the day after tomorrow is the same happiness, and our tomorrow is full of happiness.

5. Whenever the trumpet sounds, I quickly hide in the trench, because: I am an undercover agent!

6. Why do they have to put them to sort things out after the news broadcast? That's to prove that they brag about making drafts.

7. Sleep in class, make trouble after class, and die in exams.

8. Shareholders make money and hear it, and they all encounter it when they lose money. Don't believe when a bull market comes, and don't admit it when a bear market comes.

9. If I become a manager of the personnel department, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to be the CEO.

10. The tragic reason for love: don't give each other space when you get better, and don't give each other a chance when you hate it.

11. When I was a child, I was hungry, and my dad asked me to gnaw on his toes.

12. Tell you a secret to making a fortune, don't tell anyone about it! Folded your money in half, is it doubled? Ha, let's go to the whole friend!

13. There must be a road in front of the road, and I can't stop it if there is a road.

14. I know that there is no banquet in the world, but, at least, I want to eat well at the banquet!

15. Even if I talk to you, you may not be able to understand, when you go out, you must wear a lightning rod to prevent trouble.

16. With such a strong wind, my hair is really in various postures, all kinds of swings, all kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.

17. If you can't keep something, throw it far away, and maybe it will bounce back when you hit something.

18. She is left-handed, and we can hold hands when we eat!

19. A group of dogs behind you with money, it is difficult to walk an inch without money.

20, but the old woman on the bridge sells Pepsi, how can you tell me to forget you?