Couplet on Reading Su Dongpo

First: When Mr. Ji was very young, he was smart and naughty, and often made the teacher laugh (the teacher's surname was Shi); One day, Ji Xiaolan took a little yellow bird to the school to play, and when she was having fun, Teacher Shi came in; Ji Xiaolan immediately hid the bird behind the loose bricks on the wall, and Teacher Shi also saw it, he deliberately pretended not to know, and went to his class. But when Mr. Shi walked to the wall with a poem, he suddenly pushed the brick back with his hand, and the poor bird was crushed to death

The fine feather and the bird died after the brick

Ji Xiaolan thought for a while and said, "Teacher, can I give you the next sentence?" The teacher was still very proud and said:

Of course. Ji Xiaolan said: You are reading the fine feather bird, I will give you to the coarse beast, your brick, I will be the stone, then I will be the first, and I will be the first to die, yes:

Coarse beast stone ancestors

The teacher listened to it and knew that Ji Xiaolan was scolding him with a homophonic sound, and his nose was crooked, but he was not right or wrong!

Second: Once, the Buddha was in the temple, knowing that Su Dongpo was coming, and he also steamed a plate of five-fillet fish. It just so happened that Su Dongpo came in. Buddha Yin thought about it, last time you made fun of me, today I will also make it difficult for you. It happened that there was a chime next to him, so he casually put the fish in the chime.

Su Dongpo had already seen it and pretended not to know. As soon as he sat down, he deliberately sighed. Foyin knew that Su Dongpo had an optimistic personality, and asked suspiciously

Taishou, why are you frowning today? Su Dongpo said: Alas, the great monk, you don't know, I want to write a sub-couplet in the morning, who knows that just after writing the upper couplet, the lower couplet will be stumped, I can't think of it, so I am upset!

Buddha Yin asked: I don't know what Shanglian is? Su Dongpo said:

Shanglian is the first spring of Xiangyangmen. When Buddha Yin heard this, he laughed in his heart: Every family in this couplet is rotten, but he uses it to tease me, and I don't know what medicine Su Dong sells in the gourd.

So he said quietly: I'll give it to you, right, the next link is more than enough to celebrate the good people. Su Dongpo called continuously:

Ahh It turns out that you have fish (more) in your chime (celebration)! Quick, take it out and eat it.

Buddha Yin suddenly realized that he obediently took out the fish from the chime.

Angry) know all the words in the world, (determined) to read all the books in the world.

Are those two sentences?

Strive to know all the words in the world, (determined) to read all the books in the world.

Shanglian: Read 10,000 books and solve all kinds of doubts in the world.

Downlink: Ask a thousand questions, remember the ten fighting methods in the world.

Shanglian: It is easy to read poetry and books, and read out the realm of books.

Downlink: Taste the sweet and sour, taste the hundred flavors of life.

Shanglian: Grow up with the classics and open up the wisdom of life.

Downlink: Walk with the sages and lay a good background for life.

Shanglian: Ansai waist drum, tens of millions of strong men will sound this.

Shanglian: Read good books, and the three thousand Confucius doors are all atmospheric.

Downlink: Reading 10,000 volumes, nearly 10,000 teachers and students show their own successes.

Shanglian: Revitalize China and promote national culture.

Downlink: Diligent in reading, showing the style of a foreign school.

Shanglian: I don't know where to start with joy, anger and sorrow.

Downlink: Love and hatred come from it.

Shanglian: There is a pot of sake on the four walls of the book.

Downlink: Full of ink rhyme with half a cup of tea.

Shanglian: Eat abalone cucumber wings to let the stomach enjoy.

Downlink: Taste the history of the subset to enrich the brain.

Shanglian: Wander the sea of books and walk with the classics.

Downlink: Stroll through the book gallery and be accompanied by famous books.

Shanglian: Reading a wide range of books to achieve great causes.

Downlink: Traveling in the sea of books to cast a scholarly life.

Shanglian: "Jane Eyre" hones the will to survive.

Downlink: "Resurrection" awakens the spiritual conscience.

Shanglian: Gewu Zhizhi knows the vicissitudes of the world.

Downlink: Zhili is a scholar in a foreign school.

Shanglian: Pursuing dreams, scientific knowledge is the way.

Downlink: Realize the ideal, diligent study as a ladder.

Shanglian: Looking for the moon and looking at the moon and cherishing the moon, the moon is drunk.

Downlink: Reading and appreciating books, cherishing books, and calming books.

Shanglian: The flaws do not hide Yu, because of the warmth of jade.

Downlink: The disadvantages do not cover up the beauty, because of the erudition of people.

Shanglian: Implement green education and seek harmonious development.

Downlink: Read ancient and modern books to cultivate good morals.

Uplink: Jasmine lily osmanthus, each with its own fragrance.

Downlink: Lao She, Lu Xun Bajin, all have style.

Shanglian: The road travels thousands of miles, stepping out of the intoxicating prospects.

Downlink: Reading a hundred volumes of books attracts the fragrance of flowers.

Shanglian: Open book is beneficial, knowledge is power.

Downlink: Self-improvement, success depends on hard work.

Shanglian: If you can enter it, you can read all kinds of life.

Downlink: Only when you come out can you understand many worlds.

Shanglian: The bees in the garden collect honey together.

Downlink: Students in the school love to study.

Shanglian: Generations of scholars and hundreds of schools of thought contended to be elegant.

Downlink: Students gather together to enjoy the fragrance of books.

Shanglian: The ancient Tang Dynasty is elegantly spread to China.

Downlink: Today, there are Chinese books that are loud and loud in China.

Shanglian: The great collection of square feet is full of ancient and modern things;