Any homophonic jokes? 100 words .

1 "New Diva" sang rock and roll in the dormitory hoarsely: "I want to change, I want to change ......."The "bookworm" who was reading a book suddenly looked up and asked, "Isn't the toilet empty?" ”

3. I once had dinner with my friends at a restaurant. We sat there waiting for the waiter to serve us food. After a while, a beggar walked behind his friend with a bowl and touched him gently, imagining that he was asking for money.

The occasional friend was chatting with the occasional friend, thinking that it was the waiter who served the meal, so he didn't turn around and took the rice bowl in the beggar's hand and put it in front. We were all there, and the beggar wanted to cry without tears (he couldn't think of this when he was killed, and someone would grab a job).

4When I was in college, a buddy of mine met a beautiful woman on campus, and it was love at first sight, and I couldn't give up every day. One day at noon, when I was out to eat with him, the beautiful woman was passing by, and my buddy immediately pulled me to follow closely behind, and saw that the beautiful woman had entered the noodle restaurant, so we also sat in. I advise my buddy:

It's a senior year, so he mustered up his courage, stepped forward, blushed and asked, "Classmate, what's your name?" "The beautiful woman looked at my buddy with a smile

My name is beef noodles. "Dude was stupid at the time, and I laughed next to me!

5 Tong Tong asked his mother: "Why do you call Mr. Jiang 'ancestor'?" Mom said, "Because 'ancestor' is the name given to the deceased."

According to reliable inside information, it was because of the license plate AUU 001 that the traffic management department made a painful decision to stop issuing AUU personalized license plates. Don't understand? Take a look at the following set of dialogues to get you the answer:

A: Hello, this is urgent**, what is your matter?

B: I....I....I was hit by a car, oops....It hurts me to death....The bones are about to break......A: Can you see the license plate number?

B: Look....Look....See, ouch....It hurts to death!

A: Don't worry, tell us the car number first, and we will send someone to the scene.

B: Okay....The car number is....Yes....a…u…u…

A: Please tell us the car number quickly, otherwise we won't be able to catch anyone!

B: Okay....Well....a…u…u…

A: I said, please tell us the car number first!

B: Am I not saying? a…u…

A: Don't keep humming! Hurry up!

B: I....I didn't hum, it really was...a…u…u…

A: ......Then the ...... was discontinued

[Popular copywriting].1. I drove past a small mud pool, and the splashing water in the small mud pool was so loud, it turned out to be "good mud".

2. Do you know how much a star weighs? Eight grams, because the star god quietly bucks.

4. I am a little sheep, I sheared today, and I lost my cotton.

5. Before he died, he said to his son: "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said: "Bright and shiny".

6. Want Want snow cakes will turn into Want Want senbei when they feel hot.

7. The puff was flattened, and my mother said that I couldn't eat it, and I asked why, because it was a flat puff.

8. I ate a lot of peanuts, the more I ate, the happier I became, I checked, it turned out that it was a good thing to peanuts.

When I was a year old, I grabbed a cicada, I thought I caught the whole summer digging and cracking, who knew that the cicada said, I don't love to pull the cicada, just like it at all.

10. Be sure to eat supper before going to bed, so that you don't have hungry dreams.

Homophonic joke:

See the chicken. Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved to eat chickens, and the tenant rented his field, but he had to give him a chicken first.

There was a tenant named Zhang San, who went to pay rent to the landlord at the end of the year and tenant the land for the second year. When he went, he put a chicken in a bag, and after paying the rent, he told the landlord about the second year's tenant land, and when the landlord saw that he was empty-handed, he looked to the sky and said, ""There are no three kinds of fields in this field.

Zhang San understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag.

When the landlord saw the chicken, he immediately changed his words and said:"Don't give Zhang San to whom"

Zhang San said:"Your words become so fast! "

The landlord replied"Fang Cai's sentence is'Nonsense'At this moment, this sentence is made by seeing the opportunity (chicken).'."

Meetings in the villages. A township meeting, due to the homonym, the village chief said:"Rabbits, dried shrimps, don't have melons, pickles are too expensive. "(Comrades, villagers, do not speak, now the meeting is open.)

The moderator said:"Pickles please sausage pulp melon. "(Now I give the floor to the village chief.)

Homophonic couplets. Shanglian: In the deep mountains where the two apes break the wood, the little monkey also dares to saw (sentence).

Allied; A horse is trapped in the sludge, how can the old beast have a problem (hoof).

Shanglian: Shigu Tian Dan He Shang (monk).

Allied; In front of the beauty hall, the embroidery cut (Xiucai).

One day, Yang Guo from Jin Yong's cram school didn't hand in his homework, and the class instructor Guo Jing asked him why he didn't hand it in.

Yang Guo replied: "Why do you want to hand in your homework?" ”

I handed it in, but it wasn't necessarily written by myself, (Qiu Qianzhang, who always used his brother's name to deceive, began to feel uneasy), and it wasn't necessarily necessary to write it, (I accidentally broke the virtual bamboo of Zhenlong's chess game and looked at Wuyazi embarrassedly), I would, but I didn't necessarily take the test, (Zuo Lengchan, who was painstakingly preparing to be the leader of the alliance, sounded a muffled thunder behind him), and I didn't necessarily pass the test, (the autumn wind around the white-eyed eagle king blew the desolate fallen leaves), and I may not be able to graduate after that, (Li Mochou, who was dropped out of school by the Tomb Sect, changed his face), After graduation, you may not be able to find a job, (Lotte's Linghu Chong was drunk and didn't hear it), you can find a job but you may not be able to keep your job, (Xiao Feng rushed out of the door), you may not be able to find a wife, (Master Bujie jumped up), you may not be able to have a child, (Dongfang Undefeated and Yang Lianting are silent), you don't have to be your own if you have a child, (Duan Zhengchun's face began to cramp), it's your own and you may not be able to live, (Ye Erniang, Gui Erniang, and Aunt Ying couldn't help crying), If you can live, you don't necessarily grow up, (Tianshan Tong's grandmother began to make life and death charms, preparing to repair people), growing up big and not necessarily filial, (Shi Qing and Min Rou felt a pain in their hearts at the same time), they will be filial and don't necessarily study hard (Wei Xiaobao looked at Yang Guo coldly), they will work hard and may not necessarily be able to pass the exam (Guo Jing's face is red), and if they can pass the test, they may not necessarily read it (Zhang Wuji of Mingjiao doesn't speak), and I don't know what to read (the honest Shi Potian showed an embarrassed smile), so ah. Why do you have to hand in your homework? ”

The scene was silent for three seconds, and everyone joined hands to open Yang Guo.

A woman was walking on the street when the police asked her, "Who are you?" "Working as a prostitute" "Oh, it's a journalist."

In which newspaper? ""Hug with the man at night", "Oh", "I usually dare to do it at night", "Rush the manuscript at night? Then you have worked hard.

Sometime to do it? "I must come to the manuscript, I must come to the manuscript".

See the chicken.

The landlord loves to eat chickens, and the tenants rent the land, and they can't just pay the rent, so they have to give chickens.

When a tenant put the chicken in a bag and paid the rent, he said that he wanted to share the land, and the landlord said:"You will not be allowed to plant this field. "The tenant took out the chickens. The landlord said:"but not to whom?"

Fang is'Nonsense'At this moment, it is done at the opportunity'