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When I was a child, I heard adults say that it snowed because of grievances, and I believed that it was true that there was no snow in the winter of one winter, and I told my mother that there were no grievances this year, which made my mother laugh to death, and the joke really couldn't be taken seriously.
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I remember taking Chinese class when I was a child, and the text was called Guilin Landscape Jiaxia, I don't remember it clearly, I didn't preview it before. The teacher's first sentence during class was: Today I want to take everyone to Guilin to experience the beauty of mountains and rivers.
I believed it, and a lesson passed. After class, I asked my tablemate, why didn't the teacher take us out? My table mates laughed at me for a long time.
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I don't remember how old I was, and I once asked my mom, "Where did I come from?" My mother said to me, "Once, when I came back from your grandmother's house, I passed by the ditch in front of the village, and I saw you lying there, and I picked you up." ”
Since then, I have thought that I am not born to my parents, and I have been dreaming that my biological parents came to me, and later when I saw my birth certificate, I realized that my mother was teasing me.
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I especially love to watch Guo Degang's cross talk, and once again Guo Degang said that he asked his son to be called Liu Qian's father, and I also told my father that Guo Qilin was Liu Qian's son, and my father told me that it was called baggage, in order to make everyone laugh.
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He once said that he didn't like skinny girls, and he liked girls like me who were slightly chubby and carnal to hug. It wasn't until one day when I found out that he was leading a tall, thin girl past me that I realized he was lying to me.
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The big V on Weibo is a blogger who talks about his poor, fat, ugly, and single dog on the Internet every day, but in fact, he is just telling jokes and making others laugh, but I have always felt that they are very pitiful, and I woke up when I saw them take their girlfriends to travel abroad.
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For a while, the world's three major deaths were particularly hot, and I really thought that whoever listened to them would die.
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A live advertisement for a certain milk tea on TV sells more than 300 million cups a year, and it can circle the earth in a row. At that time, it was really calculated, the cup was poured down, and it could almost go around the equator. But on second thought, does it really buy out so much?
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My favorite anchor was in a live broadcast, someone said that her acting skills were not good, she joked that she acted in a certain drama, I really thought she was acting it, and after a long time, I found out that it was a joke.
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I saw someone in the circle of friends complaining that the boss didn't understand the salary, so I immediately sent him a private message to tell him the solution, only to find out later that it was a joke, and I thought it was true.
A group of men went up to heaven, and at the gates of heaven, God said, "Those who are afraid of their wives while they are alive stand on their left, and those who are not afraid stand on their right." "Almost everyone stood on the left, except for the little old man on the right. >>>More
In the morning, my mother was cleaning in the kitchen, and I saw a big spider, the big spider ran very fast, and climbed to the ceiling, my mother kept chasing and beating, but in the end she still didn't catch it. After a while, when it was noon, my mother went out to buy groceries, took a basket and some change, and went out. When I went to the vegetable market, many vegetable sellers smiled at my mother, and my mother didn't know what they were laughing at, so she responded with a polite smile. >>>More
There are many times in a relationship when you feel like you're paying the wrong person, because there are many moments when you feel that your one doesn't love you at all, is simply disgusted with you, and wants to break up with you completely. Many of their friends have complained to Xiaobing, and many times they think that their boyfriends don't love them at all, and they don't talk to themselves like they are perfunctory, as if they are dealing with business. It's very uncomfortable, I wonder if there is such a moment in your life? >>>More
There was a smell of willfulness in the air. "You're talking a lot. "Somebody is eating spicy strips. ”
I think it's already proud, needless to say. It symbolizes freedom and an infinite vision for the future.