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Wow, if you say that the things you did when you were a child were very childish and embarrassing, it's really funny and cute when you think about it now.
I remember when I was a child, my parents were busy with work, and they were not at home during the day, and my mother would leave some homework for me to complete during the day, and I was not allowed to watch TV for a long time, but the fact is that when my mother just left, I would wait five minutes to watch TV, in case my mother would suddenly kill a horse gun, and then turn off the TV ten minutes before my mother came back, pretending to be very serious, I believe everyone has done such a thing, after my mother came home, I touched the back of the TV, and it was completely revealed.
There will also be bad test scores, pretending to be signed by parents, telling my mother that the test results have not come down, the teacher has lost his papers, and sometimes he will change the test results, thinking that everyone will not recognize what he has changed, but in the end it will be discovered by the parents.
At that time, I felt that my parents were really powerful, no matter how I made it up or how I faked, I couldn't escape the eyes of my parents, but in fact, in retrospect, I felt that I was really naïve.
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When I was a child, the time was really unforgettable, so carefree, now that I think about it, I was also cute at that time.
I still remember when I was young, I still lived in the village, my neighbor had a boy of the same age as me, we often played together, when we ate in the village, there was always a group of people eating together in the door aisle, we children were the same, when we always felt that our own food was not as delicious as other people's, the two of us came out with bowls, and then exchanged meals, eating each other's. In fact, parents know that they still pretend not to know to cooperate with us, now think about why it is so cute?
There's another experience, and I think it's something that everyone should have, right? Before the parent went out, he said, "I'll go out for a while, I'll be back in a while, you do your homework, don't watch TV, remember?"
Then we'll say yes. But when I was a parent, I quickly ran over and turned on the TV, and while watching cartoons, I had to pay attention to whether there was any movement at the door, for fear that my parents would come back and catch me. At that time, I also developed a skill, as soon as my mother went upstairs, I could hear and distinguish the footsteps of my parents.
When you hear footsteps, turn off the TV and read a book. But when my parents came back and touched the TV, if there was temperature, I still couldn't avoid a meal of fried meat on a bamboo board.
However, I have also managed to deceive my parents. I was in kindergarten at that time, I didn't want to go, I packed up in the morning, I pretended to have a stomachache there, and then my mother asked me to take a leave of absence to let me rest. It's just that after I used it three times in a row, this trick was seen through by my mother, and after a meal of fried meat on a bamboo board, I was still ruthlessly thrown at the school gate.
But it's one of the few I've had successes.
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Hello, you're so confused! Do something stupid that makes the relatives painful and the enemies happy! That's a lot of fun, isn't it? (pejorative).
Wei Qing led the army and retreated from the Xiongnu, and the news came, which was very happy. Testimonials )
You're so smart! Blindfold your eyes and people won't know you're stealing the bells. (pejorative).
You're so smart! See through the enemy's tricks at a glance. Hope it helps.
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Uneasy and kind-hearted, also made "weasel to the chicken New Year's greetings, bad thoughts".
On the first day of the new year, the weasel was hungry and wanted to find a chicken to fill his stomach. It rolled its eyes and immediately thought of its old neighbor, the hen. The weasel put on its suit, pretended to be a gentleman, and went to the bazaar to buy a ham sausage and a bag of rice balls.
When everything was ready, the weasel trotted all the way to the hen's house and stopped at the door. It straightened its clothes, adjusted its expression, and knocked softly on the door: "Excuse me, is Ms. Chicken at home?"
Who's calling me? The door opened, and a hen stuck out her head and asked softly. "It's me.
I'm here to greet you! The hen was not stupid, and when she saw a tail, she recognized the gentleman as a weasel. The hen thought to herself
This old weasel must not be a good thing to come to me, it has eaten a lot of chickens over the years! My sister was eaten by it! Hmph, dead weasel, want to eat me, tell you, I'm not so easy to deceive!
I've got to find a way to cure it! What's the solution? That's right......The hen said to the weasel who was outside:
My room is not very clean, you wait outside, I'll be fine in no time! "The hen sprinkled thumbtacks on the couch, some paint buckets in the hallway, and marbles on the stairs. "You're here!
The hen said to the outside. The weasel came in, and the hen invited him to sit on the couch, and the weasel did sit down on the pushpin, but he did not dare to shout out for fear that the hen would escape, and then the hen took the weasel up to the attic to have a look. As a result, the weasel kept staring at the hen, and he didn't know how many heels he had fallen, and his head felt like he had been stung by a bee.
When he reached the hallway, the weasel saw the paint bucket and fled. The hen was overjoyed because she outwitted the weasel. This fairy tale tells us:
Weasels are always sinister, cunning, and ill-intentioned bad things. To speak of some people.
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Afterword:
The weasel gave the chicken a New Year's greeting - not well-intentioned
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The weasel gave the chicken a New Year's greeting - not well-intentioned
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Disturbing kindness is the same as the meaning of being a traitor or a thief.
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The forest is inhabited by an acrobatic monkey and a ferocious hound. They are good friends.
On this day, hunting dogs and monkeys go on tours. Walking and walking, it was dark. They found a big tree and decided to stay on it for the night. The monkeys climbed to sleep on the branches, and the hounds, slept in the holes of the tree.
The next morning, the monkey woke up early, while the hound was still sleeping. At this time, a wolf passed by the tree and found the monkey. He thought, "This monkey is a good meal!" He wanted to climb a tree to catch a monkey, but he couldn't climb a tree.
The cunning wolf came up with a good way to catch the monkey. He said respectfully, "Dear monkey, your acrobatic performance is so good, come down and show me." ”
This monkey is not stupid, it can see through the wolf's tricks at a glance. The monkey wants to wake up the hound to help drive the wolf away, but it doesn't wake up the hound so loudly, what can I do? It thought for a moment and said:
I really want to come down, but the tree is too tall and I'm afraid, but there is a ladder in the hollow of the tree, you can help me take out the ladder and I can come down."
The wolf thought that the monkey had been deceived, so he hurried to the tree hole to get a ladder, and the tree hole was so dark that he could not see anything, and suddenly, he touched a long, rope-like thing. The wolf was still happy, thinking it was a rope that bound the ladder. The wolf gained confidence, pulled hard, and pulled out a big dog.
The hound was sleeping soundly when he was suddenly woken up by a wolf, who was very angry. It pounced on the wolf to bite it. The wolf was frightened and fled into the forest.
This wolf is so clever that he used his wits to chase away the wolf. This story tells us: when you encounter difficulties, you have to use your brains to solve them!
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Because of the hatred of parents, iron does not become steel, one is from their own failures, and there is no great achievement;
The second is indeed a little demanding of his own children.
However, stick education is easy to cause children's rebellious psychology to be more serious, anyway, I will not use this kind of education method in the future.
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It is not right for parents to do this.
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Kill the bell and pass through the door:
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