Do you know any bad jokes? Do you guys have any jokes?

It is said that the origin of the joke is the story of a little penguin who asked his grandmother one day, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "yes, of course you're a penguin.

The little penguin asked his father, "Daddy, am I a penguin?" "yes, you're a penguin, what's wrong?" "But, why do I feel so cold?

It's a little nonsensical, a little boring, a little nice, a little postmodern. Modern people are tired of telling those primitive jokes and getting tired of listening to them, so they come up with these cold things.

The cat said to the mouse: Do you choose to die or choose to tell jokes? The rat ate ate the rat poison in a righteous manner.

I'm also going to take sleeping pills. Farewell to all of you.

Xiao Ming was fired for cheating

What's going on?

During the physiological hygiene exam, he counted his ribs, and the results were found

There's a mm fart in the elevator.,Call the name of a female artist from Hong Kong and Taiwan:

Mo Wen (smell) Wei (taste).

The best place you need to have everything you need.

It's a joke, how cold and how cold it is, a place to go often.

peace war found

Reading this person is a bad joke.

Serious and humorous.

Big Lemon saw Little Lemon crying and asked why, Little Lemon said, "I licked myself, it's so sour."

Original: Bad Joke: One day, the chick went to the street to fetch cold water.

Warm joke: One day, the duckling went to the street to fetch hot water.

One day Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped from the 5th floor, bleeding a lot and turning into a red bean; kept bleeding pus, and turned into soybeans again; The wound scarred and finally became a black bean.

Teacher: This is a new classmate, her name is. Uh, what's your name?

Student: I'm not necessarily the best.

Classmate: I'm not necessarily the most beautiful.

Teacher: What a humble one.

Classmate: I'm not necessarily the most humble.

Teacher: Uh... You call ...

Classmate: Hello teacher, my name is Wei Bi.

Teacher:..

Once upon a time, a man was fishing and caught a squid.

The squid begged him: You let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, "Okay, then I'm going to ask you a few questions."

The squid was very happy and said: You take the test, you take the test!

Then the man grilled the squid.

Bad jokes are not jokes that make people laugh, but they don't have so much meaning or connotation compared to black humor. Real life (Note.)

is a narrator of bad jokes in life.

I don't think he's telling this as a joke. The narrator doesn't mean to tell a joke, just to liven up the atmosphere or express his feelings. Moreover, bad jokes are not just hard work, they come from life and can only be counted as a little lighter than a greeting.

Perhaps one word – dumb and laughing – is more appropriate to describe a bad joke. It is very easy to identify people who like cold jokes in life, such people will force a smile when they hear cold jokes to give face, and those who don't give face will probably sneer, or only sneer in their hearts: they are really good at showing off, but now there are so many hot jokes in this bar, and everyone has a little mistake, that is, cold jokes do not have the power of day and night, that is, now I have watched it, about 1 hour later, I want to understand what it is.

Bad jokes often have a bit of an embarrassing flavor in reality, and you have to feel this for yourself.