What s the funniest joke you ve ever heard?

There was a classmate who had a bad stomach every time he ate mooncakes. I have been very suspicious, until that time I ate one with him, he didn't rush to eat it after opening the package, but sprinkled the desiccant on the moon cakes and ate it, and then he saw that I didn't sprinkle the desiccant, so he asked me: Don't you sprinkle that seasoning when you eat moon cakes?

I replied: You're already lucky that you just have diarrhea and no.

When I was a child, I just learned to ride a bicycle, and I didn't know how to run on the street, and when I saw an old man walking in front of me, I felt like I was going to bump into it, so I yelled, don't move, don't move. The old man stood there and didn't move, but I turned around and bumped into it. The old man stood up and said, "You aim."

I was embarrassed to death.

A few days ago, I went back to my hometown and wanted to drink mutton soup, and my second sister told me a joke. Once the second sister asked my eldest sister, your family is really rich, the family went to drink mutton soup, why don't you ride an electric car, so close to still driving? My eldest brother-in-law said, oops!

It's not rich! The main thing is that you can go there by electric car and can't go back. My second sister asked why?

My eldest brother-in-law said that the family was too fat, and when I went, I was hungry and the electric car was crowded, and when I came back, my belly was too big to squeeze! My second sister said, oh, it turns out that the hips of the family are too heavy, and if you don't eat, the car can be stuffed, and you can't eat enough! In an instant, I laughed with my second sister and burst into tears.

Just walking on the road, I suddenly received a stranger's **, a woman, who said: "Hello, congratulations on the second prize of our company, with a bonus of 300,000!" Before I could speak, she couldn't help but laugh herself, and said while laughing

......I'm sorry for the first time I lied to someone, and I couldn't hold back ......”

Once, the head teacher said: I can let you go today, and I can let you go tomorrow, but you ask you to remember that I am teaching, not a horse.

I forgot to wear my watch in the sixth grade, and the teacher came over, and I asked him: Teacher time! The teacher looked around and whispered to me: t i m e time.

Haha and Hee Hee are a pair of good friends, one day, Haha died, Haha came to Hee Hee's grave and said, "Haha, you are dead." ”

In the summer when the streets are cool, some people ask themselves in front of everyone: What is a spaceship? It is to fly around the universe and hit the target again.

I slept until I woke up naturally, but I woke up naturally at half past five.

The mini world is fun and its graphics are good.

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