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Anonymous users2024-02-11During the holidays, A and B went on a trip together, and they came to a picturesque place, at which time, A said to B, "Hey! This place is nice!
B nodded and said, "Yes! Not bad indeed!
A said again: "Yes! This place is warm in winter and cool in summer!
But good! At this time, B said, "Hmm!
It's good, but I've always longed for a constant temperature place, a vacation, a trip that's enough! A nodded when he heard this; "Did you find it? "B nodded:
Well! Haven't found it yet! A nodded when he heard this;
Well! If I were looking for a place with a constant temperature, I would have remembered one! But I don't know if it will work!
B: "Where is that?" A thought for a moment and said:
Well! I think it's a refrigerator or a freezer! It can be kept at a constant temperature!
B smiled.
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Anonymous users2024-02-10There was a patient who had a heart attack, and on his deathbed, said to a young female doctor, "You don't understand my heart!" With that, he passed away.
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Anonymous users2024-02-09Jokes that make me cramp are as follows: A doctor treated someone's baby to death, and the baby's parents were very angry and said to the doctor: "You have to bury my son well, and you should pay it back, otherwise, I will sue the official."
The doctor promised to take it back and dispose of it properly, so he put the body in a medicine box. On the way home, he was invited to see a doctor by another family, and when he opened the box to take medicine, he accidentally saw the body of his limb. The patient asked the reason for this, and the doctor said
Someone else has died and wants me to take it back and save it. ”
To hold a parent-teacher conference, a student is needed to guide the parents to take their seats. A classmate who usually likes to be lazy took the initiative to ask for help. When asked why, it turned out that he was in love with a girl in the class, and he wanted to take this rough opportunity to meet the parents of the girl who was hungry in a rock, and leave a good impression.
The next day, we asked him, "How's it going?" The thing said leisurely
The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but your future mother-in-law standing in front of you, and you can only call Auntie. ”
Explanation of the joke
Joke (Wanrong joke), folk literature of Wanrong County, Shanxi Province, one of the national intangible cultural heritage. Wanrong joke is a folk language and art form with unique regional cultural characteristics formed with the background of cultural generation in Wanrong County, Shanxi, and is a cultural "local specialty" born and raised in Shanxi.
It is vivid and interesting, witty and humorous, it is the humorous words and deeds in people's lives, it is the oral creation masterpiece of the people in Vang Vieng and Hedong area, and widely spread in Shanxi and all over the country. On June 7, 2008, Vang Vieng jokes were approved by the People's Republic of China to be included in the second batch of national intangible cultural heritage list, with heritage number -84.
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Anonymous users2024-02-08The jokes that laugh until you cramp are as follows:1. "Big Project".
Seven years after graduation, he finally took on a big project to build a 30-meter chimney, the construction period was two months, and the cost was 300,000 yuan, but it was necessary to advance. It was finally done at the end of last year. Today, when people go to acceptance, they are scolded to death, and they don't have any money to get it!
The drawings are reversed, and they are going to dig a well!
2, "Fracture".
The doctor asks the patient how the fracture occurred. The patient said that I felt that there was sand in my shoes, so I held on to the telephone pole and shook my shoes. A man who passed by thought I had been electrocuted, picked up a stick and gave me two sticks!
3, "Casual Fate".
A colleague asked: You're not young anymore, why aren't you looking for a girlfriend?
I said, "Let it be!"
My colleague said: You deserve to be single, and the monks in the temple all say so!
A long time ago there was a horse, he walked across the zebra crossing and became a zebra, and suddenly he fell into the river and became a hippo, and the river led to the sea, and the hippopotamus swam into the sea and became a seahorse, and he jumped ashore, and there were many logs on the shore and he became a horse, and when a gust of wind blew, he became a merry-go-round when he was spinning, and he turned into a divine horse in the divine realm!
The miniskirt that the beautiful woman was wearing was beautiful, and I wanted to buy it for my wife. I asked her where you bought this dress, and she scolded me for being a stinky rascal and told me to put it down.
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