Ask for a few jokes that will make you laugh until you cramp. Thanks! 20

A long time ago there was a horse, he walked across the zebra crossing and became a zebra, and suddenly he fell into the river and became a hippo, and the river led to the sea, and the hippopotamus swam into the sea and became a seahorse, and he jumped ashore, and there were many logs on the shore and he became a horse, and when a gust of wind blew, he became a merry-go-round when he was spinning, and he turned into a divine horse in the divine realm!

1. The physics teacher talks about triboelectric generation in class: When we take off our sweaters in winter, the sweaters will clatter, and there will be electric light. But that's not the case in the summer, why?

A voice came from behind: Who still wears sweaters in summer!

13 What flag is like a sanitary napkin? That's right, it's the Japanese flag.

During the meal, a female colleague said worriedly: "I may be going to be popular." Everyone was curious and asked, "What's wrong?" "I just found out that one of my USB flash drives was lost.,8 G's。。。

Read it as I do: Ha! Ha! Ha! You see you're smiling, o( o It's cold.

There was a man who went out to run errands, and when he arrived at his destination, he found that there was no parking space, so he had to park his car on the road. He left a note under the windshield wiper that read, "I'm here on an errand."

When I came back, there was an extra red ticket under the wipers, and an extra line of note under my note: "Me too." ”

A man said: "I am a male and a lover of women!" "o( o hahaha

A patient asked the doctor, "What have I eaten recently, corn to corn, soybeans to soybeans, how can I get back to normal?" The doctor said, "Just eat!"

Jokes that laugh until cramps are:1. If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be anxious, get used to being deceived a few more times!

2. Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a neurotic who can't be messed with casually!

3. Young people should go out and break through, otherwise how can they know that there are so many rich people outside.

4. Today I told my dad that I wanted to get a driver's license and wanted to buy a car, and my dad was very excited! Tell me: Girl, how expensive it is to hit people now, Dad can't afford to pay for it.

5. You can eat with your face, but you work so hard, this is the difference between you and Mingming!

6. In every dormitory, there is a grinding person, a snoring person, a sleep-talker, and a person who sleeps the latest, but looks at the whole audience.

7. Life is like a ruthless carving knife, not only does not sculpt you well, but also shaves off your hair little by little.

The jokes that laugh until you cramp are as follows:1. "Big Project".

Seven years after graduation, he finally took on a big project to build a 30-meter chimney, the construction period was two months, and the cost was 300,000 yuan, but it was necessary to advance. It was finally done at the end of last year. Today, when people go to acceptance, they are scolded to death, and they don't have any money to get it!

The drawings are reversed, and they are going to dig a well!

2, "Fracture".

The doctor asks the patient how the fracture occurred. The patient said that I felt that there was sand in my shoes, so I held on to the telephone pole and shook my shoes. A man who passed by thought I had been electrocuted, picked up a stick and gave me two sticks!

3, "Casual Fate".

A colleague asked: You're not young anymore, why aren't you looking for a girlfriend?

I said, "Let it be!"

My colleague said: You deserve to be single, and the monks in the temple all say so!