There is an urgent need for humorous allegro, humorous allegro for elementary school students

Humorous Allegro – Barbershop.

Hit the bamboo board, look forward, there is a barber shop in front, shave your head and shave your face without a knife, one by one.

The head and face were covered with bags, and the customer screamed in pain.

Passers-by saw it and flashed quickly, you said that he could not close the board.

The barbershop is closed, and the owner can only sulk.

My haircut is just a word difference.

Why is the business particularly hot, sneaking to find out the cause and effect.

It's just a barber shop, a beauty salon that was originally opened.

The beauty salon opened, and the gongs and drums sounded earth-shattering.

You ask if it's beauty, and business is booming anyway.

The customer surplus is a little crowded, to ask the secret in the **, relying on the past technology, (white) what craft do you ask.

Listen to me slowly, don't worry.

In the past, there was no knife to shave the head, but the craftsmanship of the head was particularly high, and now there is one item of beauty, that is, eyebrow trimming.

The eyebrows are not only good, but the eyebrows are particularly pretty.

Playing bamboo boards, think about it, the barber shop has become a beauty salon, keeping pace with the times and changing concepts, and traditional skills can not be broken from this.

Sugar man clay man craftsman, mud can be molded into a god, think about what craft you have, if you don't have it, you can quickly apprentice.

Repeat these few words, it doesn't matter if you like to listen to them or not, anyway, my bamboo board is loud, and everything in the world is nonsense.

If you haven't heard enough today, I'll fight you again, although it doesn't sound very elegant, it's all original.

The great development of Datong University is a lot of joy.

Campus green, green campus, we play the song of confidence!

The star of civilization talks about civilization, and the green messenger talks about dedication.

Culture and art enter the community, and scientific and technological innovation dares to be the first.

Computer TV into the classroom, easy to learn and make rapid progress.

The growth file looks at the growth, and the song and dance contest shows its style.

Specialties show their abilities, and reading activities educate talents.

A variety of stages are displayed together, playing our self-confidence.

Tsu Allegro cat and mouse Allegro lines.

Tom: I came to Tianjin Wei (I am) I didn't learn how to drive a car and crushed more than 200 people The police came to me and scared me.

Trembling, I crawled into the rat nest and got into the rat nest Hey, it's really good inside, I look left and right (huo) The world is really.

When the mouse saw me, he was so frightened that he trembled, and he took a break and stood upright, and ran down and knocked his head down.

Jerry: The second uncle and the second uncle are really good, the pockmarks on the face are one and the same, you buy soybeans, you don't need to bring a chicken, a litter.

It can hold more than two catties.

Tom: You're full, don't make fun of me, I don't think you want to live, look at your small body, nennai drop a little.

Jerry: It's small in the world, let's open a depression and live.

Tom: Let's go, who's afraid of whom.

Jerry: Second uncle, you go ahead, and I follow behind.

Tom: Yes, you have to jump into the sea and river, the second uncle, I will accompany you, you have to get off the oil pot, I will pick up firewood immediately

Jerry: Less nen, more nonsense, taste me first.

Tom: Ouch, you're a little bad, and you don't say hello, don't blame the second uncle, I turned my face, I'll tear down your rat nest.

Jerry: Second uncle, don't be angry, second uncle, don't get angry, who is with whom, without you, how can I have a few fresh flowers You have to collect it first Yes.

Isn't it all to blame on my little brother, no matter what, don't we have to live together.

Tom: Don't talk about it, I'm sad to say it.

Tom&Jerry: From now on, let's live with Hemeimei. When I came to Tianjin Wei, I didn't learn it. Learn to drive a car and crush more than two hundred.

Allegro lines: Uncle Lei Feng, I love you.

Uncle Lei Feng, I love you, uncle's deeds are often recalled.

Than learning, than labor, everyone work together.

In class, when I encounter a problem, I frown and am anxious.

I think of my uncle's love of learning and understanding difficult problems.

Uncle Lei Feng, I love you, and I remember the joy of helping others.

After school, help the neighbors, clean the room and do the laundry.

Help my mother-in-law, go buy rice, and take the neighbor's little brother.

Uncle Lei Feng, I love you, I never mention good things when you do them.

Love labor, love the collective, study hard and become fascinated.

Uncle Lei Feng, I love you, and you are civilized and polite to people.

It's not easy to have a beautiful soul, we must learn from you.

Indiscriminate use of nouns (Allegro text).

said that there is a fat sister-in-law whose surname is Xu, she is lazy and does not study, she is very poor in all aspects of knowledge, and she is the first to use nouns indiscriminately.

Said that her husband came home for dinner on this day, and the fat sister-in-law brought the meal and smiled, yo, I came back from work in triumph, I have prepared a delicious meal, in order to ease the situation and engage in unity, there is a solemn statement to tell you, just because of the poor material conditions of our family, coupled with my low technical level, I stewed such a alfalfa meat for you, and fried a plate of braised fish, and did not negotiate with you in advance, it was my subjective decision, I deeply regret that I am sorry, even if I committed an adventurism.

Her husband took a bite of fish, and the fish was fishy, smelly and muddy, and I said that I am not annoyed that you use nouns indiscriminately, and you should not let me eat stinky fish.

The fat sister-in-law was very angry when she heard it, yo, you have to look at the problem from a global point of view, this fish is made by me only by seizing the day, maybe that part is a little smelly, that blames me for being too paralyzed in peace thinking, I am guilty of my review, I hope you will work hard to go upstream to eat it!

If you want to copy ** Ann, immediately move it.

Foreign hosts are good, and you don't need to file for the record.

As long as you're legal and never off.

Although the price is expensive, it is safe to use.

It is not easy for the webmaster to make a small amount of money.

A word from the official that the national computer room is closed.

**Can't open the loss, no one bears the loss.

Shouting out that the heavens should not be called that the earth is not spiritual.

Netizens were very impatient and swallowed bitterly.

Born in the new China and grew up in the old society.

In ancient times, there were nine tribes, and the past and present were slashed.

**All closed because of the strict policy.

Such abuse of power makes it difficult for the network to grow.

The leadership no longer cares about going back fifty years.

c n into the grave host moved abroad.

Thunderbolt is going to go out of business, and Youku is going to finish playing.

Technology dare not be used, who dares to invest money again.

The policy is indiscriminate, and the webmaster is bitter.

It is a pity that China wants to insulate the Internet.

Good development of foreign countries and wide policies.

Innovation can be applied and talents can be shown.

There are many netizens** Xiaoshuai doesn't say anything.

In exchange for the official to wake up, he would rather be detained and summoned.

I'm afraid that Premier Wen won't be able to see it for a while.

Even if Xiaoshuai dies, he will be widely spread.

I don't know if it's okay?

Hit the bamboo board, complex.

Smile and celebrate the New Year with joy.

system, don't put other tables today, first give you a New Year's greeting.

Shuanghe Town, opening a new chapter, scientific development as a guide.

Grasp the economy, promote harmony, and spread good news from all walks of life.

The great development of education, the double pass of "double high" and "strong", the appearance of the school has changed greatly, and the quality education spectrum has been new.

Medical security people praise, solve people's worries, save people's difficulties, the policy of benefiting the people is good, people-oriented to reflect.

Shuanghe Xinhe has a good reputation, practical and good things are in a string, the development of the economy is guaranteed, and the "three rural" is supported.

The public security police are not simple, rushing forward at the moment of crisis, everyone looks back and takes a look, and the performance site is safe.

All walks of life move forward together, we can't finish singing praises, thank you for the best leaders, and plan ahead.

Singing and dancing to celebrate the New Year, the year of harmony, the year of development, the year of harvest, the year of celebration, the year of health, the year of happiness, the beauty of happiness is like a picture, the beauty of happiness is like a painting.