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Anonymous users2024-02-10Advertising words: An audio company's advertising ——— respond to four calls!
A dumpling shop advertises ———all-encompassing! ”
A lime factory advertised ——— start from scratch! ”
A pawnshop advertisement ———well deserved! ”
A hat company's advertising ——— to take people with hats! ”
A barbershop advertisement ——— a dime! ”
A pharmacy advertises ———self-inflicted! ”
An advertisement from a smoking cessation association ———Don't be friends with a smoking woman unless you're willing to kiss an ashtray!" ”
A typewriter advertisement——— don't know each other if you don't type! ”
An opticians advertise ———The eyes are the windows to the soul, and in order to protect your mind, please install glass on your windows. ”
A perfume company advertised ——— our new product was extremely attractive to the opposite sex, so it came with a self-defense textbook on the bottle. ”
A non-smoking advertisement in a public place——— so that there are no holes in the carpet and so that there are no holes in your lungs, please do not smoke. ”
A highway traffic advertisement - "If your car can swim, drive straight without braking." ”
A car showroom advertises ——— always have your driver's license expire before you do. ”
A traffic safety advertisement——— Remember that God is not perfect, and he has spare parts for cars, and people don't. ”
A cosmetics advertisement ——— get 'spots' as soon as possible, and don't leave 'acne'. ”
A washing machine advertisement——— idle wife and good mother! ”
A sour juice drink advertisement ——— a small sour, sweet and sweet. ”
A printing company's advertising ——— print everything except banknotes.
Cross talk: Ma Sanli's "Teasing You", stand-up comedy.
Mother: "Baby, Mommy is busy, let's dry the clothes outside." Don't let anyone steal it, call me if there's something. ”
Baby: "Hmm".
A thief came and said to the child, "How old are you?" ”
Baby: "5 years old".
Thief: "What's your name?" ”
Baby: "My name is Xiaohu".
Thief: "Do you know me?" ”
Baby: "I don't know".
Thief: "Let's play together, my surname is teasing, I call you to play, you call me, call me." ”
Baby: "Teasing you".
Thief: "Okay, that's great. ”
The thief took the clothes, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our coat." ”
Mother: "Who?" ”
Baby: "Teasing you".
Mother: "It's so good-looking".
The thief took the pants, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our pants." ”
Mother: "Who?" ”
Baby: "Teasing you".
Mother: "The kid." I'll beat you up in a while, don't scream if you look good."
The thief took away the quilt sheet, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our quilt sheet." ”
Mother: "Who?" ”
Baby: "Teasing you".
Mother: "The kid." If you are not honest, I will beat you. ”
The thief was gone, and the mother came out: "Where are our clothes?" ”
Baby: "Take it".
Mother: "Who?" ”
Baby: "Teasing you".
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Anonymous users2024-02-09I don't know!!! I don't know!!! I don't know!!!
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Anonymous users2024-02-08Uncle, how is the United States going? "Then who knows......Ask the village chief to go! ”
2 You don't need electricity when you are louder!
3 Don't go away after a while, but go to dinner—whoever goes will pay.
4 Crosstalk is good! Promote truth, goodness, beauty, and righteousness.
5 There are more than 1,000 traditional cross talks left by the old gentleman, and after the continuous efforts of our actors over the years, there are still more than 400 pieces left.
6 Listening to cross talk more shows that you are patriotic. There is a child in our neighborhood who can Chinese English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic, West Slavic, ......Anyway, sitting with the Eight-Nation Alliance and scolding the street, he can't do the same! Tell him that you can listen to cross talk.
Don't go! Do not understand! "The law doesn't care that I would have killed him a long time ago!
I can't understand cross talk in foreign languages of seven or eight countries!
7 The house where he lived was so damaged that when it rained, it was a matter of death: it rained in the house in a small rain outside, and it rained heavily outside in the house, and sometimes the rain was so great that the whole family went out into the streets to take shelter from the rain.
8 If you will give up your death, I will be willing to bury it.
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Anonymous users2024-02-07Hey, I'm looking for it, but I can't find it. (Sad)!!
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Anonymous users2024-02-06"Five Senses Fight for Merit" and "New Theory of Five Senses".
There is also a classic match between Feng Gong and the herd.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Brag. A: Our family is a family of braggarts!
B: Our family is still a professional braggadocio!
A: Our family brags that we don't pay taxes.
B: Our family brags and doesn't pay yet!
A: It's not blowing, I was born to go to the toilet.
B: Crawling?
A: Who can climb when they are born?
B: So how do you get there?
A: The bed is like a toilet!
B: It's called bedwetting!
A: I'll be running in three months.
B: That must be a freak!
A: My mom went to work in three months, so I had to run from my grandmother's house to my grandmother's house.
B-Chain: Just run!
A: If you want to brag, I'm no one better than me.
B: I don't believe it, do you dare to compete here?
A: Blowing here? No problem!
B: If you want to say that this is a lot of food, I can eat five bowls of noodles in one meal!
A: I can eat eight catties of dumplings in one meal!
B: Oops, I have a fever!
A: Oops, I have a fever too!
B: I covered a quilt when I went to bed at night, and when I saw it the next day, it burned a big hole!
A: When I went to bed at night, I had a handful of corn in my hand, and when I saw it the next day, it was all popcorn!
B: I'm taller than a tree!
A: I'm taller than a building!
B: I have my head up to the sky, my feet on the ground, and I can reach out to grab a big plane!
A: My upper lip is against the sky, and my lower lip is against the ground!
B: What about your face?
A: Shameless braggarts!
B: Hey! --
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