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Anonymous users2024-02-10One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”
The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”
Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”
The teacher said indignantly, "What about me at night? ”
The students shouted in unison: "Teacher, it's okay at night!" ”
The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, now shout again!" ”
The students shouted in unison: "Good morning, good afternoon, good afternoon, good evening, teacher!" ”
The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”
Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”
Student: "It's a bad day. ”
Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”
Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”
Teacher: "The road is crowded. ”
Student: "The road is empty. ”
Teacher: "Young. ”
Student: "Old. ”
Teacher: "Stand." ”
Student: "Lie down".
Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”
Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”
Student: "I lost a dollar." ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”
Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”
Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”
Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”
Teacher: "Wrong. ”
Student: "Correct. ”
Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”
Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”
Teacher: "I said it wrong. ”
Student: "We're right. ”
Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”
Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”
Teacher: "You are stupid. ”
Student: "We're smart. ”
Teacher: "Stop! ”
Student: "Go ahead!" ”
Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”
Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”
Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”
Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”
Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”
Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”
Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”
Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”
Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”
Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”
Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”
Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”
Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”
Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”
.After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the book in his arms.
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Anonymous users2024-02-09**Search for the annual meeting sketch program, a lot.
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Anonymous users2024-02-08Liu Bei: Hua Tuo, you see that my left little thumb is green.
Hua Tuo: Judging from my medical level for many years, you have beriberi cancer! To be excised.
Liu Bei: (closes his eyes) Come on, I'm not afraid.
Liu Bei: Hey.........Especially .........Hey.........Hua Tuo: Bye-bye.
Liu Bei dragged his legs down. Come up again: Hua Tuo, my right thumb is also green.
Hua Tuo: Judging from my medical level for many years, you still have beriberi cancer! I have to cut it!
Liu Bei: The cow is full of faces!
Another knife went down, Liu Bei: I'm a second uncle!!
Liu Bei: (coming up again) Hua Tuo, both of my feet are green, am I done playing?
Hua Tuo: Judging from my medical level for many years, .........Take out your socks) You're green socks that have faded! --That's good.
Oh, Liu Bei's new version of the thatched house, our school has played it, do you think it's good?
I'll kill you As soon as the two of them came up, why didn't they fight.
can't call him a sketch actor, you should call him a comedy artist, he is Chen Peisi, the most favorite sketch actor of the Spring Festival Gala that year, and now he can maintain his original intention to make some great works, I think she is really amazing.
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