Tell me about the coldest joke you ve ever heard?

Once upon a time there was a snake who liked to say tongue twisters, and one day he wanted to perform a tongue twister for his fellow citizens, but he was so nervous that he bit his tongue and died of poisoning.

The elephant said to a little mouse, "You are the smallest and most useless thing I have ever seen." When the little mouse heard this, he hurriedly said, "Wait, you say it again, I'll tell the fleas in the evening." ”

There were two apples in the refrigerator, and the one on the left said to the one on the right, "Brother, where are you from?" "The apple on the right doesn't speak.

How old are you? The apple on the right still doesn't speak. "If you don't talk again, I'm on fire!

The apple on the right: "Shhhh

The coldest joke is like this: one day, there was a steamed bun walking on the road, and suddenly he felt a little hungry, so he ate his own hands, and he was a little hungry while walking, and finally he ate himself. Well, that's a super cold joke.

Liu Bei asked Zhuge Liang: "Who is your favorite singer?" ”

Justin Bieber. ”

Why? ”“

Because I especially liked one of his songs. ”

Sing it and listen to it" Liang blushed slightly on his cheeks and sang softly: "Ready, ready, ready, oh".

The duckling asked the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" Mother Duck said, "Webbed." The little duck hid his face and ran in tears: "If you don't say it, you won't say it, why are you laughing at people!" ”

Teacher: Who eats the melon seed skin in this classroom? Student: I eat the melon seeds, but the skin of the melon seeds is really not what I eat!

In the same company as his girlfriend, the company engaged in ** at the annual meeting, and two ...... of the first prizeDuring the five-day tour of Hainan, the chairman drew one, and the other was drawn by his girlfriend, and his girlfriend's luck was too good.

In ancient mythology, why can a plant like the willow locust tree become essence, and even have a lifeless lute, but radishes, cabbage, fruits and vegetables cannot become essence? "I made a vow to cultivate in the morning, and I was stewed ...... at noon”

A: I didn't sleep well last night! B: Why? A: I killed a mosquito, and a swarm of mosquitoes gave him a memorial service! It's over, and I have a dinner!

When I first entered the school, the teacher said kindly, "Don't be afraid, the school is your second home" When we were naughty, the teacher said viciously, "I know the trouble every day, when this is your home!" ”

Once upon a time there was a black cat who rescued a white cat from the river, do you know what the white cat said to the black cat later? — It says: "Meow".

Once upon a time there was a rabbit.

And here came another rabbit, and it stood on the shoulder of the first rabbit with its ears in its hands.

And here came another rabbit, and it stood on the shoulder of the second rabbit with its ears on it.

And here came another rabbit, holding its ear and now ...... on the shoulder of the third rabbitAnother rabbit came, and he stood on the shoulder of the sixth rabbit ...... with his ears in his handsAnother rabbit came, and it stood on the shoulder of the ninth rabbit with its ears ......Another rabbit came, and he stood on the shoulder of the fifteenth rabbit with his ears ......Another rabbit came, and he stood on the shoulders of the twentieth rabbit with his ears folded.

Kissed the giraffe.

A polar bear fell into the freeze, froze to death, turned into an ice sculpture, and an Eskimo was frozen in the freezer and died!

One day, Douzi had a dispute with Baozi, and Douzi was angry and stabbed Baozi, so there was an additional new product in the world: Dousha Bao. Baozi's neighbor saw Douzi running out of Baozi's house covered in blood and called the police, Douzi ran desperately and ran and ran, and finally was caught next to the river one day, so there was a new food:

Snow peas.

The aunt bought some big peaches for the little niece, and the little niece was very happy, saying that these peaches were so beautiful, just like the aunt's face, and the aunt was happy after hearing it, and the little niece continued: It's all hairy!