2010 Bad Jokes, It s the kind of cold that is particularly cold!

Hehe, I watched the cold jokes posted by the people below It's not cold at all! The ghost must have knocked on your door in the middle of the night!

Wife: I'm really blind and stepped on shit to marry you.

Husband: I'm really blind and stepping on shit to marry you.

Shit: I was so blind that I was just lying there before you two stepped on it.

One day Xiao Ming was listening to ***, the one who listened to Liu Huan's singing of the big river flowing eastward, and he happened to be in class. The teacher asked Xiao Ming.

Teacher: Xiao Ming, where does the water of the big river flow?

Xiao Ming: The big river flows eastward.

Teacher: How many stars are there on that little tomorrow?

Xiao Ming: The stars in the sky are Beidou.

Teacher: Xiao Ming stood in the hallway for me.

Xiao Ming: Let's go.

Teacher: Xiao Ming, are you sick?

Xiao Ming: You have it, I have it, you have it all. The teacher fainted.

said that there were two rats drinking tea, and rat A took out a ** from his pocket and showed it to rat B.

A rat said: Look this is my new girlfriend.

The mouse said, "Hey, how do you associate with a bat?"

A rat said, "How do you know that they are flight attendants?"

And the mat said, "Hey, where wilt thou get your pocket?"

A rat said: I, I, I am in fact a kangaroo.

b The rat fainted.

There was a bird in the tree that was shot by a hunter, but it didn't fall. Excuse me, why?

Because it's strong.

Once upon a time there was a loaf of bread, and it walked down the road feeling very hungry, and then it ate itself

Tangled

Xiao Ming asked his father: Dad Dad, am I a stupid child?

Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly child!"

I'm freezing to death

I'm a joke controller.

There's a whole lot to talk about.

Let's talk about the most recent one. Said that one day the wife and her husband had a quarrel. Then when the husband came home, his wife had a blue face.

So the husband was very interested in teasing the cat. Then, after a while, I heard my wife yell, "You're fine, why are you staying with a pig?" The husband was surprised and said that this was a cat, not a pig.

The wife yelled, I talk to the cat, what are you interfering.

There is a penguin.

A man lives in the Arctic.

Its kind are on the other side of the globe.

It was boring, so it was.

It began to pluck its own hair.

One, two, three....

It didn't take long for it to be done.

After unplugging, it said a word:

It's cold......”

Patient: What have I eaten recently, cucumber and cucumber, cucumber and cucumber, cucumber and cucumber, pork and pork, what should I do to pull out the?

Doctor: Eat.

1.Once upon a time, there were two tomatoes walking together, and when they crossed the street, one was in front, and suddenly a big truck ran over and crushed the tomato, and then the tomato in the back said: Look! Ketchup!

2.In the summer, there was a banana out to play, but it was too hot, so he took off his clothes and continued walking, and he fell.

Once upon a time there was a chicken that fell into the river, and guess what it has become now...

Soup chicken... Hahaha.

Then it got cold, and it was roasted over a fire, and it turned out to be a roast chicken... Hahaha.

One day, the earthworm family was bored. Suddenly, the earthworm mother thought about it, so she cut herself into four pieces to play mahjong, and the earthworm brother saw it and cut himself into two pieces to play badminton. Father Earthworm thought about it for a moment and chopped himself into minced meat.

Mother Earthworm was so frightened that she shouted, "Why did you cut into the sauce!" It's going to die!!

The earthworm father said softly: "I... It's just that...

I want to play football...

It is said that male penguins date female penguins. The male penguin arrived a long time ago, and it looked at its watch so late and hadn't come yet, so it looked in the direction of the female penguin's house, left and right, left and right, left and right, and then the female penguin arrived, snapped, a big slap and said to the male penguin: What are you doing?

You think you're logging into QQ.

One day, while walking on the road, Doushabao suddenly had a car accident and broke his belly. Before he died, he looked at his belly and said, "Oh, so I'm a bean paste bag." ”

Hahahahaha

I burst into laughter, a collection of duckbill jokes.

Staging blood regain.

There was a male deer that walked and walked faster and faster, and finally it turned into a highway (deer) !

There was a matchstick, and while walking, I suddenly felt that my head was very itchy, so I scratched it, and I used too much force to catch fire.

I went to the hospital for first aid, and when I came out, it turned into a cotton swab.

One penguin was bored, so he plucked his own fur to pass the time, and finally plucked the last hair. At this time, it suddenly said, "Ah, it's so cold."

There were two bananas walking down the street one after the other, and the one in front suddenly said, "It's so hot, I have to take off my coat occasionally, and then the one in the back slips."

A little penguin asked his grandmother, "Is grandma a penguin?"

Grandma said, "Yes, of course you're a penguin."

Then he went and asked his father, "Is he a penguin?"

Dad said, "Of course, you're a penguin."

Little Penguin: But sometimes I feel so cold.

Once upon a time there was a hide-and-seek society, and their leader has not yet been found.

Once upon a time there was a little lamb, and one day he went out to play, and he ran into a big bad wolf.

The big bad wolf said, "I'm going to eat you!!

Guess what's wrong? --

As a result, the big bad wolf ate the lamb.

The stone and the rice cake fight, and the stone flies up and kicks the rice cake into the sea with one kick.

Once upon a time, there was a couple of lovers who made a private promise for life, but the boy needed to serve in the military, so he made a vow with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl three years later, and when the time comes, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Finally, 3 years have passed, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she has not been able to wait, she is too sad, desperate she threw the diamond ring into the sea, and left the country. However, the boy has actually been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the date location, so it became a regret forever.

The boy was heartbroken. After a few years, the boy went out fishing, guess what he caught?

Rice cake! --Tell a story, once upon a time, there was a couple of lovers who made a private agreement for life, but the boy needed to serve in the military, so he made a vow with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl three years later, and when the time comes, the ring will be used as a wedding ring.

Finally, 3 years passed, but the boy heard the news of the woman's marriage on the boat back to his hometown, he was so sad that he threw the diamond ring into the sea in despair, and three days later, the boat docked. The boy went to eat at a small restaurant on the street. Bring a fish.

He picked up the fish and took a bite, bit into something hard, spit it out and looked, I k, guess what ??? he saw

Fish bones! Xiaobai Xiaobai ?

Answer White Rabbit Little White Two

There is an old biebie who sells "Forget Love Water" drinks, what is his name?

Answer His name is "Aha" Aha, give me a glass of water.

One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly child!" ”

A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak were met on the street, why didn't they say hello? (Assuming they can talk).

Because. Because.

Because they don't know each other!Ha ha.

A young female judge is hearing a forcible case.

Judge: Could you please describe the situation in detail?

Victim: At that time, the suspect invaded my home, threatened me with a knife to get naked, and asked me to help him. Trumpet.

Judge: What about the horn used to commit the crime? What does a horn look like?

Victim: ...Horn. Well. That horn. Female Judge: Present the bullhorn used for the crime!

Victim: ...

Bailiff: ...Suspect: Huh? (Wouldn't it?) )

Stallion: Does it hurt? Mare: It hurts Stallion: That's it Mare : Don't.

Losing your temper because of a trivial matter is really relieving.

Once upon a time there was pig A and pig B and pig C, and who was pig A, and what was pig b, and where was pig C, and one day pig A and pig B were in front of the house, and pig C was on the roof, and a wolf wanted to eat them, and came before them.

Wolf: "Who are you?" (pointing to pig A)".

Pig A: "Right".

Wolf: "What".

Pig B: "I'm here".

Wolf: "Where".

Pig B: "On the roof".

Wolf: "Who" Pig A: "Not who, what".

Wolf: "What".”

Pig A: "Yes".

Wolf: "Oh my God".

Pig A Pig B Pig C: "Do you know my dad?" ”

Wolf: "What".

Pig C: "No, oh my god it's our dad".

The wolf yelled to the sky: "Why".

Pig A Pig B Pig C: "Why our grandfather".

Wolf: "Why? ”

Pig B: "Yes".

Wolf: "What".

Pig B: "I'm here".

Wolf: "Where".

Pig B: "He's on the roof".

Wolf: "Who" pig A: "I'm here".

In the end, the wolf committed suicide ......

One day, Xiao Ming went to the cash counter to sing, ordered a song of You Hongming's Mengpo soup, and didn't come out for a long time, and asked the waiter: Why hasn't the Mengpo soup I ordered come yet. Waiter: Yes sir, I'll help you rush the kitchen.

After the graduation ceremony, a Tsinghua student got into a taxi and said excitedly, "Hello, I am already a graduate of Tsinghua 02!" The driver said, "What a coincidence, I'm from the class of '66," and then pointed to the old man selling sweet potatoes on the side of the road and said, "He wasn't liberated when he graduated."

There was a little duckling, her name was Xiao Huang, one day she was crossing the road and was hit by a big car, and then she yelled "quack", and then she became a little gherkin......

The squirrel said: Seriously, can you give me the pine cone on your head?

The Buddha said, "You are naughty again."

A person is losing a drip and keeps laughing, and the person next to him asks him why he is laughing, and he says I laugh a little bit (laugh low).

Once upon a time there was a man.

What the? And then, and then, and then, it's over.

Sichuan people and Changsha people love spicy food, who only eats non-spicy food?

Answer: Vampires (Because they eat.)'blood ”）

Don't tell bad jokes, or you'll get cold