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Anonymous users2024-02-09One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”
The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”
Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”
The teacher said indignantly, "What about me at night? ”
The students shouted in unison: "Teacher, it's okay at night!" ”
The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, now shout again!" ”
The students shouted in unison: "Good morning, good afternoon, good afternoon, good evening, teacher!" ”
The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”
Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”
Student: "It's a bad day. ”
Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”
Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”
Teacher: "The road is crowded. ”
Student: "The road is empty. ”
Teacher: "Young. ”
Student: "Old. ”
Teacher: "Stand." ”
Student: "Lie down".
Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”
Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”
Student: "I lost a dollar." ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”
Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”
Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”
Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”
Teacher: "Wrong. ”
Student: "Correct. ”
Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”
Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”
Teacher: "I said it wrong. ”
Student: "We're right. ”
Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”
Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”
Teacher: "You are stupid. ”
Student: "We're smart. ”
Teacher: "Stop! ”
Student: "Go ahead!" ”
Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”
Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”
Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”
Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”
Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”
Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”
Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”
Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”
Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”
Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”
Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”
Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”
Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”
Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”
.After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the book in his arms.
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Anonymous users2024-02-08The content can spoof the class teacher, such as his strictness and his classmates' opinion of him.
Finally, the theme is sublimated: The head teacher has worked hard!
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Anonymous users2024-02-07Dalian Institute of Technology student funny sketch hehe go check it out.
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Anonymous users2024-02-06We didn't have any entertainment at all during our junior year of high school
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Anonymous users2024-02-05No.
Compared with singing, dancing and song programs, language programs tend to take into account more, and both rehearsals and creation will be more time-consuming. Besides, there are a lot of language programs in the party that are too "excessive", maybe it is also to avoid such embarrassment.
Features of the sketch:
1. Short and concise, with a simple plot. This is the most basic difference between a sketch and other works of art and artistic expression. The sketch belongs to "cultural fast food", which is a beautiful "side dish", not some hot pot stew.
2. Humorous and funny. Sketch is the art of "laughing". Most of the good sketches have enough jokes to make people feel inspired and instructive in the laughter.
3. Elegant and vulgar appreciation, with a wide range of themes. The small themes and events reflected in the sketches originate from the grassroots and the common people. The warmth and coldness of the world and the various appearances of the world are the objects of sketch description, which can be sublimated artistically through the form of sketches and performed on the stage.
4. Close to life, novel angle, concise language, and strong appeal, which are the basic requirements for sketch creation. Only works that are close to life can be liked by the masses and easily accepted. Derived from life, higher than life, moderately exaggerated, typical examples, this is the essence of a successful sketch.
5. The disadvantages of acupuncture are philosophical. Through superficial phenomena, satirize some unreasonable things, reveal certain philosophies, and entertain and educate. This is not only the original intention of the sketch, but also the further demand of the masses of the people for it.
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