Bad jokes are so boring, what do you think?

1. The two of them quarreled for a day, one said 3824, and the other said 3821. If they can't fight, they will sue the county government. The county order listens:

Go, drag the three-eight-twenty-four out and play twenty boards. 3824 dissatisfied: Obviously he is stupid, how can he beat me!

The county order replied: You can quarrel with 3821 for a day, and you still say that people are stupid, who will you fight if you don't beat them? 2. There is a rich man who eats as fat as a fat pig, and he can raise gnats when he has nothing to do for a day.

A man caught a grasshopper and deliberately pinched off the organ that made the sound and compared it with the rich man. The rich man was eating, looked at it, pouted, and said, "This grasshopper can't bark, so what are you raising it for?"

This person looked at the wine and food, and said with a slight smile: "Don't look at me, this gnats can't scream, but I can eat well!" "3. Two squint eyes collided on the road.

One said, "Why don't you look in the direction you're going?" The other said:

Why don't you go in the direction you look? 4. The newly appointed county magistrate asked the old official who was about to be transferred: "Brother, do you have any secrets that you can pass on to me?"

The old official said: "There are not many tricks. In the first year after you take office, you must be diligent and innocent, and have a good reputation; In the second year, make a little fuss and make some money, so as not to attract the attention of others; In the third year, you can make as much silver as you want.

Because you have a good reputation for the first two years, no one will doubt you. After hearing this, the new official shook his head again and again: "The box for silver and the pocket for money were prepared three years ago."

How can you wait another three years? ”

I also think that 100,000 bad jokes are okay.

One day, Xiao Ming picked up a box of colorful fires on the side of the road, took out a purple one, and scratched it... Guess what happened ... Oh yes!!

There was a person who looked like **, and one day he was walking on the road and hung up.

Uh, it's cold enough......

A steamed bun Walk here and walk Hungry Let's eat it yourself It's cold Hehe (

Xiao Ming walked on the road··· After a while·· I feel a sour underfoot... o Oh!! It turns out that I stepped on a lemon!!

A stag ran so fast that it turned into a highway.

If you were the noon, then I would be the hoe.

A kid goes to make soy sauce ...He's dead.

A ghost fell into the water and became a water ghost

One thing, when there are many people talking about it, it becomes a legend!

Once upon a time there was a ghost who farted ... And then he died...

1.One day, the kindergarten teacher handed out building blocks to the children. The teacher walked up to a child and asked

What are you building? The child said, "I built a kennel for stray dogs."

Then the teacher walked up to another child, who lined up the bricks and asked, "What are you building?" The little one said

Teacher, I'm confused! ”

2.There used to be a person who was very ugly, and his face was full of pockmarks the size of beans, so he never had a girlfriend. One day, his friend said to him, I helped you find a woman, and I will go to see her later, but the premise is that you must cover your pockmarks.

He went home and thought about it for a long time, and finally decided to stuff the pockmarks with mung beans and add some flour. After that, he went to the woman. But the sky was not beautiful, and it rained heavily.

As a result, as soon as the woman opened the door, she closed the door again with an "ah". Because. The mung beans on his face sprouted.

M:"May I ask you for directions? "

Female:"Thither? "

M:"to your heart"

M:"Your legs must be tired! "

Female:"Why? "

M:"Because you've been running in my head all day"

M: Trust me. I will make you the second happiest person in the world.

F: Why isn't it the first to pretend to be cute).

M: With you. I'm the happiest person! (shallow smile) Man: It's raining so hard today.

F: yes. M: That's because God is spilling water on you.

Sorry, I'm an artist, and it's my job to gaze at beautiful women.

M: Can Miss lend me $5?

F: What are you going to do?

M: I'm going to call ** to my mom and tell me that I saw a peerless beauty today.

I'm not going well today, seeing a pretty girl smiling makes me feel better, can you smile for me?

M: (looks at the label on her shirt).

Female:"What are you doing? "

M:"Wondering if you were made in heaven.

A boyfriend and girlfriend go on an adventure in the jungle.

He was later captured by the cannibal tribe.

I wanted to eat them.

But look at the way they love each other very much.

So they said as long as you eat the that the other person pulls out.

I'll let you go.

They ate. When I go back.

The woman was very sad and said: You don't love me, otherwise you wouldn't have pulled so much!

There was a bird in the air, it was shot by a sharpshooter, and the bird didn't fall, another shot, another shot. Five or six shots were shot. Why don't birds die?

Because that bird has strong perseverance

Landlord, the joke is cold?

1, Ma Mian: "Lord Yama, the new imp who guards the oil pot hell is a BT." ”

Hades: "Oh? ”

Ma Mian: "Every time he pushes someone into the oil pot, he forces others to hold it in pairs." ”

Hades: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, he used to fry fritters. ”

2. One day, the four ghosts were bored, and they made a bet to compare their ability to change.

The next day, the great ghost was the first to come to earth, and he turned into a sheep and grazing on the side of the road. Who knows, I met a Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest looked at the sheep and said, "A sheep has a ghost horn, it must be a ghost." After that, he sold the ghost to a restaurant, and the ghost became a pot of mutton soup.

Seeing this, the two ghosts were very angry. The next day, he turned into a mosquito and came to suck the blood of the priest. Unexpectedly, the Taoist priest saw through it at a glance, and slapped the two ghosts to death with one palm.

The three ghosts were a little timid, and for the sake of safety, they turned into a willow tree and grew in front of the Taoist priest's house. I don't want to, but I was still recognized and burned to ashes by Taoist priests.

When the three ghosts gathered into their original form and returned to the underworld, the four ghosts were too scared to go, but the three ghosts did not follow, so he had to come to the world as well. Who knew that he had not returned for 50 years.

Fifty years later, the four ghosts met by chance, and the four ghosts were unharmed at this time. The three ghosts were surprised and asked why.

Ghost Si said proudly: "Back then, I became a scholar, and as soon as the Taoist priest saw me, he forced me to become a ...... with him”

3. The face complained to the king of Hades: "The head is the leader of the human body, and the face is the appearance of the head, but the body and limbs of the people in the world are dressed in colorful clothes, but I am the only one, why is this?" ”

Hades was also puzzled, so he asked the judge, "Is there a law for this?" ”

The judge said, "There is no law for this, except that when it was reborn in the sun, it stole a thick skin and covered it on the surface, so it did not have to wear any more clothes." Over time, the people of the world gradually forgot to take something to cover it up.

A girl is surfing the Internet at home, and suddenly she finds a girl who is said to help you find the lover of your dreams as long as you enter your request for a lover, so the girl writes her request:

1.Be rich.

2.To have a lot of houses.

1.Handsome.

2.Be secure.

In the end, the girl didn't believe it, and she tried again.

1.Be handsome.

2.Be temperamental.

3.Be rich.

4.Be secure.

Atubo walked into the restaurant and asked for a glass of juice and a meal.

The little sister quickly brought the juice.

Atubo suddenly asked, "Miss, can you change the fresh milk?"

The little sister wants to say, you have drunk it, how can you change it.

Or politely said: Sorry sir, we can't change the drink here.

Atubo said: No, even Su said that you can change the fresh milk.

Little sister: I'm really sorry, sir, this store really can't be changed, and you've drunk Atubo is also anxious, and said: No, I mean, can that rice come up first, it turns out that the rice came first...