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There's such a girl in our neighborhood. This girl is still not ugly. It's this mouth, it's a little bigger.
2: Big mouth, it's nothing.
1: She herself finds it ugly and looks down on people. What to do, I thought of a very unclever way 2: what way?
1: Every day she pouts this mouth.
2: Pouting?
1: Ah, she's like this
2: What is this for?
1: Wouldn't it be too small for others to see it?
2: And what about what she says?
1: When she speaks, she also looks for the one who doesn't open her mouth to say.
2: Speak without opening your mouth? All right?
1: Of course you can, you don't believe me to teach you.
2: Oh? Can you still learn from that girl?
1: You ask me casually, I don't open my mouth when you ask me anything.
2: Then let's try (Wang pouts).
1: Hey, her mouth is really small, let's see how she talks.
2: What's your last name, girl?
1: Surname Wu
2: Surname Wu I really haven't opened my mouth.
2: What's your name, girl?
1: Gourd
2: Huh?? Which big girl is called Wu Hulu?
2: And how old are you?
1:25
2: Oh twenty-five And what do you belong to?
1: Tiger 2: Wrong, no, twenty-five years old should belong to horses.
1: When you say "horse", your mouth is big.
2: Who is in your family?
1: Parents
2: Oh parents, do you have any siblings?
1: None 2: None?! She doesn't say no, she says no!
2: Do you have a partner?
1: Pinch toot
2: Pinch? Oh, just no, no, I saw you on the road with a man that day. Is that?
1: Second uncle
2: Second uncle?? So where are you going with your second uncle?
1: Department store
2: Wrong, it's a department store.
1: As soon as you say it's big, your mouth is big.
2: Oh department store What do you go to the department store to buy?
1: Buy vinegar
2: Huh?? Do department stores sell vinegar? So what do you eat when you buy vinegar?
1) Baked sweet potato
2: Hi !! Nonsense, what about your vinegar?
1: It's all sprinkled
2: Hey, open your mouth !!
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Joke: My friend Bai Xubin went to the toilet with a stomachache, just sat on the toilet and had a churning stomach, turned around and climbed on the toilet and vomited, but vomited on the toilet and pulled the ground, and I didn't feel it uncomfortable at the time. After spitting up, I sat on the toilet again only to find that I had pulled the floor, and I was smoked and vomited again.
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1. Wangwang - used to write the barking of dogs.
2. Oh oh - used to write the sound of a rooster.
3. Twitter - used to write the cries of chickens and birds.
4. Chirp - used to write the sound of many birds calling together.
5. Chirp - used to write the sound of birds, such as: magpies chirping.
6. Chirp - used to write the small calls of insects and birds.
7. Quack - used to write the loud cries of ducks, frogs, etc.
8. Haha - used to write laughter, generally to write laughter.
9. Hee hee - used to write laughter, generally to write playful laughter, snickering.
10. Hehe - used to write laughter, such as: hehe, laugh.
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Onomatopoeia. The common ones are whirring, meowing, mooing, burping, bleating, quacking, squeaking, squeaking
Chirp, grunt, woo, woo, hehe, hey, boom, tickle, drip, grunt, gurgle, crackling, ping-pong, sparse, gurgling, etc.
Onomatopoeia is a word that imitates the sound of various things in nature. In Chinese, onomatopoeia is just Chinese characters that are used as "phonetic transcriptions."
Symbols are used to represent sounds, and the words themselves have no meaning. When we speak or write articles, the appropriate use of onomatopoeia can express the meaning of the sentence more vividly and vividly.
1: Take-off sound:
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, flutter, flutter, buzz.
2: Bird calls:
Cluck, cluck, quack, chirp, cuckoo! Cuckoo! Twitter.
3: Vocals: poof, flutter, hehe, murmur, snort.
Bah. 4: The sound of trees, the sound of cars:
Click, click, drip, swish, swoop.
5: Other sounds:
Crackling, grunting, ping-pong, sloppy, squirming, squirming.
Knock knock knock.
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Writing ideas: Use concise language to introduce the next cross talk program to be performed, with a sonorous voice and clear words.
Text: 1. Cross talk, upgraded to a kind of folk rap music. It is mainly performed orally. It is a folk art form that is rooted in the folk, originates from life, and is popular among the masses. Please enjoy the cross talk performance.
2. Today, we are fortunate to have two superstars, who will present a wonderful program for everyone, let us open our ears, polish our eyes, and let every cell in the body feel happy! Please enjoy the cross talk performance.
3. Cross talk is a traditional Chinese language performance art, when it comes to language and speech, first of all, Chinese, the mother tongue of the Chinese nation, everyone will definitely know. What about foreign languages, let's take a look at the performance of the following two "New Sayings of Cross Talk".
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5. I don't know if you have noticed the colorful campus of our campus. Spring flowers and autumn moons, summer rain and winter snow. Let's take a look at the cross talk "Campus Life" brought by our school's cross talk actors.
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