Whoever has super hilarious jokes give a little thanks

A certain gentleman was interning in a mental hospital, and suddenly saw a patient holding a kitchen knife chasing after him, this gentleman turned around and ran, until he reached a dead end, thinking that this is over...I saw the patient hand over the kitchen knife and said, "Give you the knife, it's time for you to chase me..."

After doing my homework for a long time, I turned on the radio and a gentle voice came out: "If your skin is pink and the fluff on your face is delicate and soft, then it means that you are healthy..."

Hearing this, I couldn't help but touch my face, looked forward to the mirror, and smiled again, looking healthy and cute. At this time, I heard the announcer say: Okay, listeners, this time our "Pig Raising Knowledge Lecture" is here...

I like to watch Conan, an episode to die a Japanese. I like to watch Death Note, an episode of Dead a dozen Japanese. I like to watch One Piece, a shipload of Japanese people who die to die.

I like to watch the Hokage, an episode of the Japanese who died in a village. I like to watch Ultraman, an episode of the Japanese who died in a city. I like to watch 2012, 30 minutes Japan Island is gone...

80 The latter, not as free as compulsory education, do not see the distribution of colleges and universities, appropriate enrollment expansion, cold window for several years, twenty-three Naicheng, looking for a livelihood, leaving home, east to Jiangsu and Zhejiang, south to Huguang, west to volunteer, north drifting to Kyoto, saving 100,000, the property market skyrocketed, then voted, shrunk the following year, was admitted to the hospital in a hurry, returned without medical insurance, and took pity on him, sent Sanlu, drank it, but the rest of his life.

There was a woman who went to the sex shop and wanted to buy a vibrator, and the boss said, "It's all on it, choose it yourself", and the woman said seriously, "I want the red one!" The boss glanced at it and said, "Miss, that's a fire extinguisher!" ”。

A monk playing golf.

He hit a ball.

Before he entered, he scolded: Fuck.

Crooked, he hit another ball.

Still didn't get in. He cursed again: Fuck.

When he had beaten the nun who had been by his side, he said, "Sir."

As a monk.

Swearing will be struck by lightning.

The monk didn't care.

Keep scolding. At this time, the clouds were thick.

The sky sank suddenly.

A few thunderclaps were also heard from time to time.

Just listen to the sound of "boom".

The nun was struck to death by thunder.

The monk was puzzled.

It's obviously a foul language that I scolded.

How do you hack a nun to death?

That's when God spoke: fucking crooked.

This is a joke my dad used to tell me :

On a plane, there were people from four countries, from China, Japan, the United Kingdom, France, and one pilot from one country who didn't know which country.

The plane was driving on, and suddenly, the plane shook and the pilot said, "Guys, because a part has fallen on the plane, one of you must jump!" So four people from different countries drew lots, and the French drew the marked lots, and shouted:

Long live France! Then he jumped.

The plane was on, and suddenly, the plane shook again, and the pilot said, "Guys, because a part has fallen on the plane, one of you must jump!" So three people from different countries drew lots, and the British drew the marked lots, and shouted:

Long live Britain! Then he jumped.

The plane was driving again, and suddenly, the plane shook again, and the pilot said, "Guys, because one part of the plane has been dropped, one of you must have to jump!" So, two people from different countries drew lots, and the Chinese drew the marked lots, shouting:

Long live the People's Republic of China! Then, he pushed the Japanese down.

Haha, this joke made me laugh for a long time, and my hands are so tired...

Teacher: If you had one day left, what would you most like to do?

Student; I want to stay in the classroom more than anything else.

Teacher: 5555555 didn't expect you to be 55555555555555 for studying! The teacher is so impressed!!

Student: Because I feel like I'm living in the classroom.

Q: With 7 minutes to go until the end of the world, what do you most want to do?

Answer: Collect the vegetables.

A changed his QQ avatar and showed off to B: Look! My avatar bull b not?

B: Like! A: ...

Jokes to describe people Like, a person has a very thick mouth... One day I went to buy sausages said. Boss: I'm going to buy sausages, and the rest can be as long as it's funny. Thank you · A child's head is like a stone, and he doesn't believe it.

A couple came into the school hospital, the woman was pitiful, and the man was anxious about all kinds of love, and asked: The doctor will help me look at the wound on her hand. The doctor asked

This wound has been around for a long time? "Well, I was cut by a piece of paper in the morning." Doctor: If you have to come half a day late, this wound will be there.

The man answered: How is it? "It's good for yourself".

If someone says to you, "You are going to come here, you are a pig." Then you say, "If I don't go over, you're a pig, and if I don't go over, you're still a pig, okay?" ”

One day, I met my second uncle in the vegetable market, and I said, "Buy uncle, second dish." The second uncle glanced at me and said: Such a big talk, even people can't say it!