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Anonymous users2024-02-106.The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and not a word of a man's words is true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is not okay for a man not to fight; If a man is rich, he is destined for anyone, and if a man can rely on it, pigs will climb trees.
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Anonymous users2024-02-09Being alone in the room is a wife, and this is not known to outsiders.
If you change your left hand to your right hand, you will stop marrying again.
Masturbating and rubbing, itching and bones.
Bit by bit fell to the ground, and the children and grandchildren turned into mud.
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Anonymous users2024-02-08When the steamed bun was hungry, he ate himself.
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Anonymous users2024-02-07What a bad joke, a 70-word joke, a classic joke, a short joke, a whole bunch.
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Anonymous users2024-02-06Summary. Hello dear It's an honor to serve you Short and funny jokes are:1
A gentleman loves money, and there is a way to take it, and this way is something I don't know2When I went to buy vegetables today, I asked my aunt, is there any pesticide in the vegetables? Auntie said that she didn't put it, and she wanted to eat it and go back and put it herself.
3.You have to be beautiful quietly, and then the bride price is doubled by 4Mr. Li, who drove to the west last year, has been driving for 5 years
The master said that I have been trapped by love in the past few years, I thought it was love, but the result was the epidemic 6During the math class, the math teacher opened his mouth and said: Everyone flipped the book to 25 yuan 7
In my life, I have never asked anyone, only a part of the shadow area of 8Everyone else is spending the next month, and I'm spending the next month's money 9How old is it?
19, only 19 is enough to live? No. No you don't hit the brakes!
10.If the spring outing is called outing, the autumn outing is not called sweeping pornography.
You're so good dear It's an honor to serve you Short and funny jokes are:1A gentleman loves money, and there is a way to take it, and this way is something I don't know2
When I went to buy vegetables today, I asked my aunt, is there any pesticide in the vegetables? Auntie said that she didn't put it, and she wanted to eat it and go back and put it herself. 3.
You have to be beautiful quietly, and then the bride price is doubled by 4Mr. Li, who drove to the west last year, has been driving for 5 yearsThe master said that I have been trapped by love in the past few years, I thought it was love, but the result was the epidemic 6
When I was in the math joke class, the math teacher opened his mouth and said: Everyone turned the book to 25 yuan 7In my life, I have never asked anyone, only a part of the shadow area of 8
Everyone else is spending the next month, and I'm spending the next month's money 9How old is it? 19, only 19 is enough to live?
No. No you don't hit the brakes! 10.
If the spring outing is called outing, the autumn outing is not called sweeping pornography.
Hello dear Short and good jokes that are clear and ruined are: 11Half of my life has been unlucky, and another Sun Shen has spent half of his time dealing with unfortunate things.12
I saw you say that your stomach hurts, and I immediately took a painkiller, and I was afraid that I would feel distressed13When I got into the elevator and met a handsome guy, he pressed the eighth floor, hehe, I really hinted that he liked me on the eighth floorThe classmate said:
Teacher, you handed in useless things. The old Ji Kai Bei said: I don't allow you to say that about yourself15
I usually read books because of my desire to learn, and I read books because of my desire to survive16If he didn't show his hand to the teacher at the end of the term, he really thought how well he taught17"Shame on the dead!
Wang Laohan shouted as he threw the body downstairs. 18.Did the four kings of glory bring one lying down?
The person who lies down has it, and the water that is four degrees of glory of the king cannot be drunk, because the right angle stuck in the throat 20Technology has changed lives and the way we learn. In the past, when I encountered a problem that I didn't understand, I had to go to the library to check the information, but now when I encounter a problem that I don't understand, I only need to turn on my mobile phone.
Yesterday I went to eat KFC, and the people behind me were like a couple, and they ordered a lot of food and sat next to me. As soon as he sat down, the girl began to eat as if she had been hungry for days, while the boy nibbled on the fries one by one, as if something was on his mind. Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, leaned forward, and asked very seriously >>>More
I'll tell you a chasmous joke: Get out!
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5If you want to quickly make your eyebrows look more, you can use makeup glue to gather the scattered and sparse eyebrows together, and then use the eyebrow comb to comb and shape. This will help the sparse eyebrows look more and more uniform, and the color will also be deepened by the concentration of the eyebrows, which makes up for the lack of sparse eyebrows.
Try dividing your bangs into two layers, inside and out
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