To give a few classic jokes, if I didn t laugh, it s not to be concise and appalling

A rabbit goes to the store to buy carrots.

Day 1. Rabbit: Boss, do you have 100 carrots?

Boss: I'm sorry, no.

The next day. Rabbit: Boss, do you have 100 carrots?

Boss: Sorry, no.

Day 3. Rabbit: Boss, do you have 100 carrots?

Boss: Sorry, no.

Day 4. Rabbit: Boss, do you have 100 carrots?

Boss: I just got fresh carrots.

Rabbit: Oh, bring me two.

A rabbit goes to the store to buy carrots.

Day 1. Rabbit: Boss, do you have 100 carrots?

Boss: I'm sorry, no.

The next day. Rabbit: Boss, do you have 100 carrots?

Boss: No.

Day 3. Rabbit: Boss, do you have 100 carrots?

Boss: Didn't I tell you? No. I'll cut off your ears with scissors when you come back again.

Day 4. Rabbit: Boss, are there any scissors?

Boss: No.

Rabbit: Boss, do you have 100 carrots?

Tang Seng and the four went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, halfway Zhu Bajie returned to his hometown because of a car accident, but when he came back, he took a pistol in his hand, he happily piled Tang Seng and said: "Master, listen to my hometown people, as long as you press this thing, you can immediately send us to the West Heaven!" ”

Hope! Best wishes!

Chilling Heart Bingyue: Bad Joke King: A foreigner went to China to take a Chinese test, and the test question - explain the meaning of each "meaning" in the following:

1.Dumb sent a red envelope to the leader, and the leader said: What do you mean by this?

2, dumb: meaning meaning. 3.

Leader: You're not interesting enough. 4.

Dumb: Small, small. 5.

Leader: You're such an interesting person. 7.

Dumb: I don't mean anything else. 8. Leadership:

Then I'm embarrassed. ——The foreigner burst into tears and returned to China with a blank scroll. Bad joke laughed at me

Don't get drunk again in the future, yesterday someone saw you chasing a pig with a wine glass, and you were yelling:"Isn't it a brother? It's a brother and he did it! "

A: Let's have a game.

B: Okay! What's the comparison??

b：ok.A: Withered vines and old trees.

B: Small bridge and flowing water.

A: The ancient road west wind thin horse.

B: The sun is setting.

A: The disembowelment man is ......In ......Hmmm......

B: What, I can't remember?

B: Why not?? You're going to cheat and you won't admit it if you lose!!

A: Then why do you say this???

B: It's obvious, people's intestines are broken, where can you go if you don't go to the hospital? Looking for death?!

Please: Adopt! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

The first man opened his bow and arrows, only to hear a "whoosh", a light feather in the middle of the apple on the princess's head! So, the man said triumphantly, "I am Robin Hood!" ”

The second man's archery skills were even more superb, and an arrow hit the little cherry on the princess's head, and the man said proudly: "I am Houyi!" ”

The third man shot the princess to death with an arrow and said, "I am sorry."”

I'm going to !! a "Dude is rich? Borrow 100 yuan for emergency use.

I only have 50 yuan, is it enough? Okay, give me 50 yuan first, and the remaining 50 yuan, which is considered to be owed to me, and remember to pay it back to me when I have money in two days! b Wife: . .

What is your favorite part of my body? Husband: "The back of the head."

Wife: "Why? Husband:

Because that means you're gone. ”

Once upon a time, Xiao Ming was walking on the street, and as he walked, he suddenly felt that his feet were very sore, and when he looked down, wow, it turned out that he stepped on a lemon!

There was a guy who was getting an infusion in the hospital, and he started laughing when he was infusion. He was asked what he was laughing at. "I laugh a little bit ......," he said”

In college classes, students feel that time is very difficult. began to knock on the table and hit the bench, and chanted a word, "It's really like a year!" Then, he asked his tablemates, "How many minutes are left after class?" ”

The same table looked at his watch and said lightly: "There is still a year." ”

A shark eats a mung bean and turns it into mung bean paste;

A stag, running fast, turned into a highway;

A unicorn in the North Pole turned into an ice unicorn (ice cream).

Once upon a time there was a eunuch.

The six-word joke is already short, and the joke is a pun on "there's no going down there".

Question: What is the easiest secret to longevity?

1.If you force me again, if you force me again, I'll play dead to show you! 2.

There are so many people who despise me, how old are you? 3.Leave it to me and you don't have to worry, there's nothing you can't go wrong!

4.Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person. 5.

Don't thank you, how embarrassed to collect money from you after thanking! 6.Don't tell me to let the horse come--- I'm Avanti!

7.If you ignore me, then I'll be a dog! 8.

When is the bright moon, go and ask Yi Zhongtian! 9.If you can't reach it, try 10

Some people are alive, she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died a long time ago! 11.

You said. You like me? In fact.

I started out. Actually, I am. Well, I'll tell you, but I actually like my own.

12.Do you drink water, or drink water, or drink water? Take your pick!

13.Hey, say what should be said, whisper what shouldn't be said. 14.

Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance of you as your shameless capital! 15.

Don't think that because I'm handsome, I think I'm unattainable, in fact, I'm inclusive. 16.The weather is nice today, it's windy and rainy.

17.As a typical example of failure, you are just too successful! 18.

The feet of three cobblers stinked and one Zhuge Liang died. 19.In the golden autumn when this colored leaves were full of maple.

20.If you bother me again, I'll tie you to the grass boat and borrow arrows! 21.

The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and you have to pay back the money you owe! : Where to eat?

I have no money. B: Let's go down to the restaurant, I'll ask --- water pipe.

If you don't take revenge, it's hard to swallow this evil breath. b:

So how can you choke your breath? 24.There is a road in the book mountain to be clean first, and the eight treasures of the endless sea are used as porridge.

25.The world is ours and the sons, but ultimately the grandchildren. 26.

How much do these shoes cost a pound? 27.I was really blind in the first place.

28.Is this blind man a blind man? 29.

You're not smart, and you're bald!!

How much do you q, I'll tell you all the jokes.