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Anonymous users2024-02-11Yesterday, I asked a **friend: Recently, how is your sleep? He said: Sleep like a baby. I said, "It's high."
Hand! You can sleep on this! He was silent for a long time and said: I often wake up in the middle of the night and cry for a while before falling asleep.
In the supermarket, I saw a crab tied up with five flowers.
Yuan per pound in the water tank.
Yuan per pound of water tank climbed, I burst into tears, you too.
TM is self-motivated!
I had a dream in the morning in which a few friends and I were kidnapped, and the alarm went off when everyone was thinking about how to get out. Get up.
I was about to get dressed, and it occurred to me that if I slipped away, the rest of my buddies would be killed.
Brothers are like siblings, I am not.
I was able to leave my brothers alone, so I lay down and went back to sleep
There is a young lady who is not very good at driving, and when she was halfway through the drive, the car suddenly turned off on the road, and she couldn't move anything.
Standing aside from traffic.
I watched her for a long time, watching the red light turn green, and the green light turned red.
The young lady still stopped on the road ** and didn't move. So he couldn't help but go over to the young lady and ask, "What's the matter, don't you have a favorite color?" 」
Yesterday on the way to work.
Make small talk with colleagues.
She said that her husband was a pig.
But I was born at the end of the year.
It should be counted as a pig's tail.
Right away. Hot-headed.
A word that I regret for the rest of my life.
Loudly. Excitedly.
blurted out.
I'm a pig's head. An American tourist to China accidentally fell into a roadside construction ditch and said angrily
In the United States, red flags are put up in dangerous places!
The tour guide smiled: Didn't you see it when you entered the country?
The homework was done for a long time, and it was easy.
Turn on the radio, and a gentle voice comes out:
If the complexion is red, the face is fluffy.
If the hair is delicate and soft, then it means that it is healthy.
Hearing this, I can't help it.
touched his face, looked forward to the mirror, and smiled again, looking healthy and cute.
At this time, listen to the announcer again.
Said: Okay, listeners, this time our "Pig Knowledge Lecture" is here.
A friend once posted a sentence in the space:
Give me a girl, and I can create a nation!
I wake up one morning and read the Forbes list of the richest people, and if my name doesn't have my name on it, I go to work ......
The teacher asked Xiao Ming questions in class, but Xiao Ming stood up but didn't say a word.
Teacher: Xiao Ming?
Teacher: Xiao Ming?
Teacher: Xiao Ming? What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer? What a squeak! Xiao Ming: Squeak.
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Anonymous users2024-02-10Life is a beautiful robe.
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Anonymous users2024-02-09Humor is the lubricant for smooth interpersonal communication. Speakers communicate with the audience through "acting" and "speaking", and appropriate humor often plays a role in adding to the scene.
If you want to be noticed by the audience and want your presentation to be successful, then you should learn to humor your audience and communicate with your audience through laughter. Humor is like a spring breeze, expressing your sincerity and warmth. Humor is like a bridge, a bridge that connects people's hearts.
Humorists are the most humane, and everyone will feel happy when listening to such a person's speech.
The unsightly appearance of Lincoln**, who was loved by the people, was an obstacle to likability. He recognized this, but instead of avoiding it, he used it to bring people closer. At one time, his opponents said he was duplicitous.
Lincoln said calmly, "Now, let the listeners judge me, and if I had another face, would you think I would wear this ugly face!" "Humor shows Lincoln's attitude towards himself, reflects his sincerity, and wins people's understanding and respect.
Hello classmates, after graduation, you need to face the need to write**, for the current situation of China and France**I don't know if you have decided to choose the topic, and then you need to check the relevant ** of the predecessors according to the topic**, to see how people plan**The overall framework; >>>More
I have lived for nearly 30 years since I was a child, and I think that I have seen enough people and the world, so after the tempering of 9981 difficulties, I have suffered a lot of losses and encountered many setbacks, and I have learned to be smart, know what to do and what not to do, and I have become sleek in dealing with the world, and gradually I have my own careful opportunity. Whether it's work, making friends, or life, I've started to use the right amount of care, so that I don't hurt myself, and I can make others happy, killing two birds with one stone. >>>More
Ask the interviewer at the end of the interview, and the interviewer will not only be happy, but will definitely consider you if he has the opportunity.
There are many kinds of rhinitis, such as chronic simple rhinitis, hypertrophic rhinitis and allergic rhinitis, and their methods are different. Simple rhinitis can be orally taken on the ** Rhinitis Kang and Rhinitis Ning granules, and the nasal cavity needs to use Dafenlin nasal aerosol for topical use, which can be gradually cured. However, chronic hypertrophic rhinitis is conservatively ineffective, and patients need bilateral partial inferior turbinate resection to gradually recover. >>>More
Pan Yueming gives people the feeling of being a quiet, low-key actor who has no quarrel with the world. At the beginning, I knew him as Xu Xian in "The Legend of the White Snake", which was the version played with Liu Tao. Silly and silly, silly and cute, the words are dense but not annoying, the first feeling is white, and the written image is small.