Can anyone give me a few literary stories about ghosts from Xiaolin Guangji or Liao Zhai?

When an official is promoted, he is called his wife.

He said, "My official position is bigger than before. "My wife said:

The official is big, I don't know if this thing is big? The official said, "Naturally."

and acted, his wife blamed him for being as small as before, and the official said: "It's a lot bigger, you don't realize it." "My wife said:

How not to be aware? The official said: "Could it be that the master has been promoted to an official position, and the grandmother is still not the same?"

Mine is big, and yours is big. ”

A new official in Fali City arrived, the ceremony was completed, and there was unember paper money on the ground, and the official took a tin ingot and hid it. Menzi said: "Master, this is paper money, what use do you want him?" The official said: "I know, and wait for me to make a profit." ”

Original text) is an official of the brigade issued a Zhu ticket and took red gold.

Two ingots, the shop sent it, and the price was received in the court. The official asked: "How much is the value of the stool?"

The shop said: "The parity should be somewhat, and now the master will use it, and only half the price can be received." The official Gu said left and right:

Wait for him, and give him back an ingot. "After the gold is issued, the shopkeeper is still waiting to receive the price. The official said:

The price has already been issued. The shop said: "It has not been sent."

The official said angrily: "Diao slave, you said that you only received half the price, so you will be paid back with an ingot to half the price, and the county has never lost you, how can you be entangled?" Get out of here!

Translation to the effect) a ** from the Zhu ticket, take two red ingots of silver, the shop is sent, the hall receives the price. The official asked, "How much does it cost?"

The shopkeeper said: "The parity includes a few, and now it is adopted by the master, and only half of the price is paid." Say to the people on the left and right

In this way, return a mina of gold to him. "After the gold, the people in the gold shop are still waiting to collect the price. **Say:

The money has already been given. The shopkeeper said, "It didn't open."

** Said angrily: "Diao slave, you said that you only charged half the price, so you will return a gold ingot to you, and when it comes to that half of the price, the county has not lost you, why are you entangled?" Get out of here!

Classical Chinese Translation Enlightenment".

Is it okay to go to the historical records? There are many folk stories in it.

"Yu Shi Mingyan", "Warning World Words", "Xingshi Hengyan", all contain a lot of small stories, and they are also classical Chinese, you can choose to read them in it, I have seen it, it is good-looking! Haha

"Guwen Guan Zhi" selects many articles from ancient classics.

"The World Speaks New Language", not bad! The four famous books are also available!!

Losing chess has a conceited chess high, and a human angle, losing three games in a row. The next day, someone asked, "How many games of chess were you playing yesterday?"

He replied: "Three bureaus." He asked again

What is the winner? He said, "I didn't win the first game; He didn't lose the second game; I was going to make a break in the third game, but he refused to give up.

Testimonial] Not only does Lu Xun have the ridiculous Kong Yiji who "a reader can't be regarded as stealing a book", but this benevolent brother who loses chess, who loves face and plays language skills, can only become the laughing stock of others.

"Xiaolin Guangji", a small joke in ancient times, I don't get bored to watch it for a short time, I went to watch "Strange Tales from Liaozhai" after reading it, and after reading it again, basically the level of literary language is very good.

It's best to watch ** like "Three Words and Two Beats", which is easy to understand and can improve the level of literary language.

The Analects is also available.

"Strange Tales from Liaozhai", "Three Words and Two Beats", semi-vernacular, you can take a look at it first, and then look at it when it's over.

There is a cloud in "Xiaolin": There are people in the Han world, old and childless, rich and frugal. Bad clothes and vegetable food; Rise in the morning, rest in the night; Managing the industry, accumulating insatiable, and not daring to use it for its own use.

or whoever asks for a beggar, and has no choice but to go in and withdraw ten dollars. Coming out of the hall, decreasing with the steps, than to the outside, only half in, closing his eyes to receive beggars. Seeking Revenge Cloud:

I will support the king, be careful not to say it, it will come again! "The old man died, the field house had no official, and the goods and wealth were filled in the inner 帑 (tǎng). "A Smile" notes:

There are guests, the host has vegetable food, and the guests are displeased. The host Xie said: "The family is poor and the city is far away, and you can't get meat ears."

The guest said, "Please kill the mule I ride on and eat it." The master said: . .

Where did you go? The guest pointed to the chicken in front of the steps and said: "I borrowed the king's chicken and returned from it."

There have been miserly people in the world since ancient times, but the strict prisoners of "The History of Confucianism" are particularly famous, and the second light grass is ridiculous and generous.

A woman is extremely lazy, and her husband operates her daily diet, she only knows how to stretch out her hands for clothes and open her mouth for food. One day, the husband will go far away, and return on the fifth day, lest he be lazy and starving, so he will burn a large loaf of bread and put it on the woman's neck, so that he can go out with confidence for the needs of five days. and her husband returned, and she had starved to death for three days.

The husband was horrified, and when he entered the room, he saw that he only ate a piece of the bread in front of him, and the bread was still untouched. - Xiaolin Guangji" to the effect: A woman is very lazy, usually her husband is doing everything at home, she only knows that clothes come to reach out, food to open her mouth.

One day, when the husband was going out and would not return in five days, fearing that she would be too lazy to starve, he baked a large loaf of bread and put it around the woman's neck, which was enough for her to eat for five days, so he went out with confidence. By the time the husband returned home, the woman had been starving to death for three days. The husband was very surprised, and when he entered the room, he saw that the bread around his neck had only eaten a piece of the front of his mouth, and the rest of the place had not moved at all.