On Singles Day, she made me a single

Don't you understand what she said so tactfully?

I just don't like you, it's impossible, it's been three years, what else do you want to change?

I guess it might be easier to change your mindset.

At least, she's a bachelor today! Hehe! ～～

Don't be discouraged, lose a tree, you'll get a whole forest!

I think she might have another love, but she can't bear to break up with you.

This kind of woman should be used by wild men! Not worthy of you.

If you don't agree, hit her with a stick, hehe

It's her who is wrong, but you are also wrong, so let's reflect on it.

Happy Singles' Day, this year's has not come out yet, and the results of the fifth are: the ratio of men to women is: :1;

With the approval of ***, China carried out a national 1% population sampling survey at the end of 2005. The survey took the whole country as the whole and the provinces, autonomous regions, and municipalities directly under the central government as the sub-population, and adopted a stratified, multi-stage, and cluster-based sampling method. The final sample unit is the survey community.

The sample size of this survey is 17.05 million people, which is the total population of the country. Under the unified leadership of the people at all levels and the local people, and through the hard work of the investigation staff, all the tasks of the investigation have been basically completed. The main data on the total population and its structure of the country, which are quickly summarized, are published as follows:

1. Total population.

At 0:00 on 1 November 2005, the total population of the country's 31 provinces, autonomous regions, municipalities directly under the Central Government, and servicemen on active duty was 130628 0,000, an increase of 40.45 million compared with the total population of 126583 00,000 in the fifth national census at 0:00 on 1 November 2000. The average annual increase is 8.09 million people, with an average annual increase. According to the survey data, the total population at the end of 2005 was 130756 million.

2. Floating population.

Among the national population, the floating population is 147.35 million, of which 47.79 million are inter-provincial floating population. Compared with the fifth national population census, the floating population increased by 2.96 million, and the inter-provincial floating population increased by 5.37 million.

3. Composition of urban and rural areas.

Among the national population, 561.57 million live in cities and towns, accounting for the total population; The population living in rural areas is 744.71 million, accounting for the total population. Compared with the fifth national census, the proportion of urban population in the total population has increased by one percentage point.

Fourth, gender composition.

Among the national population, males are 673.09 million, accounting for the total population; Females accounted for 633.19 million of the total population. The sex ratio (males to females for every 100 females) is lower than in the Fifth National Census.

。。。This thing has to take the initiative. Must be proactive. You can't stay at home. Take the initiative to find a target.

Pay attention to what you say and do.

1. Dear Kubi single men, if one day your beloved girl, the girl who never wore a silk scarf or scarf, brought a silk scarf or scarf, or brought it at an inappropriate time, please don't ask, let alone forcibly take it off, because that row of dog-gnawed strawberries will stab your young heart.

On the 11th of the month, commonly known as Singles' Day, when the morning meeting was held, Manager Li said to everyone affectionately: "Today's Singles' Day, I wish all the beauties the love of married couples, lovers in love will eventually become dependents, love is sweet, career is high, single beauties meet the prince charming in their hearts as soon as possible, I hope that today in the coming year everyone is not single, but." Xiaoli secretly interjected in the middle

Nunchucks. "3. Single, a single nobleman, another single man, once used to be an older youth. The male singles are called "Guangguang", the female singles are called "Mingming", and the right ones are called "Shuangshuang".

4. On the day of Singles' Day, "Go to KTV and sing enough 11 songs", "Wait until 11 o'clock in the evening and then go home", "If you eat fritters in the morning, you must break them and eat them one by one", "There are about 11 singles after work, one is not much, one is not much, everyone goes to dinner and party together".

1. When I was a child, I went to sweep the grave, and my family burned paper money and kowtowed. Suddenly, another family came from behind, and a child in it suddenly pointed to the grave and shouted: Dad, that person looks like grandma!

His dad was slapped in the face, and his grandmother's face was green next to him! As a result, our family was suffocated to the 、、、 of internal injuries

2. My son was playing outside, and I finally called him home. His mother grabbed him by the right hand and said, "If you can find a dirtier hand today, I won't beat you."

The son immediately stretched out his left hand and said, "Mom, look at this one." "Mom:

3. The little niece is more than 4 years old and often speaks amazingly. One day, her father watched a ghost movie with her arms, and the little niece probably didn't dare to sleep at night. After going in and out of the room a few times, look at Mom and Dad, and then point to her Dad's nose and say:

Today you sleep on the couch, I want to sleep with your wife! ”

Because this joke is not funny at all!!

Lyrics: Kan Jie.

Arranger: Abalone.

Singing: Kan Jie.

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I don't have a car, I don't have a house.

What girl would fall in love with me, a poor man.

I don't have a car, I don't have a house.

If no one loves me, I'll be a single person.

I lived in a daze.

The life of the poor.

In the blink of an eye, I was twenty-five.

Not yet.

Standing at the gate of my house.

Look for the unknown her.

Why are the poor all the same?

I don't know when I'll be able to start a family.

I don't have a car, I don't have a house.

What girl would fall in love with me, a poor man.

I don't have a car, I don't have a house.

If no one loves me, I'll be a single person.

Standing at the gate of my house.

Look for the unknown her.

Why are the poor all the same?

I don't know when I'll be able to start a family.

I don't have a car, I don't have a house.

What girl would fall in love with me, a poor man.

I don't have a car, I don't have a house.

If no one loves me, I'll be a single person.

rap:uuuu

I don't know what that person is a**.

I don't know if there are any stupid girls to marry.

Our team is growing, so don't shed tears.

On the road in 2010, we were companions.

I don't have a car, I don't have a house.

What girl would fall in love with me, a poor man.

I don't have a car, I don't have a house.

If no one loves me, I'll be a single person.