How to elegantly tease a girl for being fat? How to euphemistically say that a girl is fat?

Yesterday I had dinner with two PHD friends, and when I heard them talking about gravitational waves, I asked what gravitational waves were. My friend said, for example, if you put down the bowl and take two steps to open your legs, you can generate gravitational waves. I looked it up.

Gravitational waves, in the general sense, refer to the movement of massive objects, such as neutron stars or black holes, which disturb the curvature of space-time and distort space-time. Thinking about it this way, every fat man actually has his own space-time spell skills, which is not bad! You can make fun of that, haha.

Your weight in my heart is getting heavier and heavier, and I can see you at a glance in the vast sea of people. This sentence is very classic, and there is another sentence: I know that you wanted to be thin and blind our eyes, but you had no choice but to become a wall to obscure our vision.

It's better not to say it.,I'm just a fat girl paper.,From childhood to adulthood.,There are so many boys with slippery mouths.,I've said anything direct and euphemistic.,I'm used to it.,Now I'm going to make fun of myself involuntarily.,Don't give others a chance to talk nonsense.,Don't say it.,The effect is good.。

In order to test human beings, God only provided them with water and necessary vitamins and no other food, and in the end only you withstood the test. Haha, this is okay, it's completely a tone of praise.

In the 800-meter physical education test in the third year of high school, our physical education teacher pointed at me at another physical education teacher and said, "See, we have all run well." "What can I do about this, I'm desperate.

I'll say this to my usual and better buddies: Me: I've been busy at work lately, right? Dude: Okay, what's wrong? Me: You haven't had time to work out for a long time, right? The same goes for girls.

1. You are fat, but you have collarbones.

2. Fatty. You have a really standard body, fat but not greasy.

3. In fact, you are just not very thin. Cha Zheng.

4. You are so lucky to eat fat before the price **.

5. I praise you for your fat face and white teeth, and you will be your best self in the future, your best self.

6, Sun Wuxiang, did you just feel that your face was fat overnight, and then you felt small again after a few days.

7. I feel that half of my face is swollen, which is called cuteness.

8. I just used two particularly happy expressions to show my tribute to your own fat face.

9. You used to think that your face was fat, but now you find that it is not fun to be fat.

10. You have become thin like a lightning bolt that blinds us.

11. Those who say you don't need to ** are the ones who love you.

1. Don't follow her words!

2. Don't say "I'm a little fat, but I love you", all the opinions that affirm her fat first and then follow the "but" are all wrong answers!

3. You must praise her, you can ridicule her, but the underlying meaning must convey that you care about her and love her, and you don't care about fat and thin.

I'm not a little chubby.

Second, my girlfriend said that she was fat.

2. Huh? Can you wear another style of beautiful clothes? Report your height and weight to me, and buy you a small skirt!

3. Is it? Fat? Come and touch it, it's just right, I like it!

4. Why didn't I see it, it seems that the meat has grown to the place where it should be (bad laugh).

5. If you don't say it, I thought you were thin.

Ten pounds fat! 6. Fat? Does it matter? Because it's heavy, it's necessary to (chew the words, bite quite well).

7. That's great! (Girl: Huh!) I'm all fat, and you still say it's good! You filled my heart when you were thin, and now you're fat, and you'll never get out of it.

8. Why don't I think it's your clothes shrinking, go buy clothes.

9. Haha, then I like you a few more square centimeters.

10. Then I can hold you in the palm of my hand and rub it as a ball.

11. My dear, I like you like this, and those who like bones are puppies.

12. It seems that my pig raising skills are too superb.

You're fat memes.

13. The face is still so small, but the chest seems to be a little bigger.

14. Baby, you think too much, ** fat, still so beautiful!

15, the waist is so thin, and the calves are still so good-looking, I don't believe you are fat.

In fact, when a girl asks a boy if she is fat, she doesn't want to judge whether she is fat or not through you.

She just wanted to know: did the boy dislike her figure. She was worried that boys would dislike her figure, and behind her was that she was worried that boys wouldn't love her. Therefore, the correct thing for a boy to do should be: praise her + express his love.

1. Fat women love to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants and stand there like a mailbox.

2. No one can help you, just rely on yourself, if you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat from now on, drink water, and go to bed when you're hungry!

3. Fat people can't beat others, they can't run away from others, so they are naturally good-tempered. Open-minded, open-minded, amiable, and elegant, all describe us as fat.

4. Don't call others rough when you see someone get fat!

5. A delicious fierce woman, you must dare to face the fat body and the bright eyes of the masses.

6. Fat is an attitude, meat is a spirit, and obesity is also a figure.

7. Obesity is the pain of breathing, it flows back and forth in the blood, regretting not ** will hurt, hating not dieting will hurt, and it hurts the most if you want to be thin but not thin.

8. Unconsciously love to be greedy, and then realize that I have gained weight again.

9. For a fat paper, looking back and laughing will not happen, looking back is already very difficult, how can you still laugh.

10. The most romantic thing I can think of is to slowly get fat with you.

11. The highest level of a fat person is to wear school pants as jeans.

12. The voice of most fat people: There is a heart, but there is no power to return to the sky.

13. Obesity is a pain that breathes, and it rolls back and forth on you.

14. If time is a pig-killing knife, then obesity is a dragon-slaying knife!

15. Those fierce women who dare to eat delicious must dare to face the fat body and the bright eyes of the masses.

1.My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic two kinds, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over Cattle people have every day, especially today.

2.I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: firstly, it makes me dirty, and secondly, it makes the pigs happy. The living conditions of modern people: go to work today, sleep yesterday, and spend tomorrow's money.

3.Suddenly I felt that I hadn't gained weight after eating so much meat, and I was so sorry for the dead piglets, chickens, and ducklings. Intestinal indigestion.

4.The most glorious moment of the apple was when it smashed on Newton's head!

5.Eat, I want, thin, I want, I can't have both, I have a go.

6.I only drink pure water and milk only pure milk, so I'm very simple. Funny sentences to describe people being fat.

7.I think it's good to hit **, every word said in this way is valuable.

8.Laughter is just an expression, it has nothing to do with happiness.

9.There may be several women who don't eat in the world, but there is not even one woman who is not jealous. It will be dark, people will change, and they will be divided and deceitful.

10.When a man meets a woman, there is no anniversary, no independence day.

11.If you want to get something that you never had, then you have to do something that you never did.

12.Iron roosters still have some rust left, you're a stainless steel rooster at all!

13.Everyone is born original, and sadly, many people gradually become pirates!

14.Don't say that other people have a sick brain, the premise of having a sick brain is that you must have a brain, but you don't even have a brain. The hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, but why am I not a hero, and the beauty won't let me pass.

15.You say, you like me? Actually, I started with it, and I actually told you straight, I actually liked my own.

16.As soon as you go out, thousands of mountains and birds will fly away, and thousands of people will disappear.

17.It's over, you don't pay attention to me, I don't care about it.

18.If you don't eat enough, how can you have the strength**.

1. You are a butterfly in the flowers and a bud in the lilies. No matter what clothes are worn on your body, they are always so dignified and good-looking.

2. You are slightly chubby with a pair of curved eyebrows, so slender; Watery eyes, so bright.

3. You are the most moving when you are slightly chubby, with two thin lips laughing, long eyes laughing, and two sunken dimples on your cheeks laughing.

4. When you are slightly chubby, I am simply fascinated: in the glittering shawl soft hair, in the faint sideburns moth eyebrows, in the blue water eyes, you are so beautiful and lovely.

5. A chubby woman is gold, a beautiful woman is a diamond, a smart woman is a treasure, and a lovely woman is a famous painting! You are the world's greatest treasure, filled with gold, diamonds, and famous paintings.

6. Your chubby beauty is like a bright light in my life, illuminating my dark soul day and night, and my life has been brilliant since then.

7. In **, I found you slightly chubby at a glance. I wouldn't say you're the prettiest of them, but I dare say you're the best of them.

8. As the old saying goes: My fair lady, gentleman is good. I finally understand what I am lacking now, it is a confidante like Miss who has the appearance of a sunken fish and a goose and a shy flower.

9. In such a materialistic money society, it is undoubtedly the greatest luck in my life to be able to see a pure and lovely person like Miss.

10. Your graceful demeanor, delicate and pretty appearance, charming and decent manners, and elegant and generous conversation impressed me from the beginning.

11. How can the verdant willow silk compare to your hair; Green ripples, how can they compare to your eyes; Sometimes, when I gaze at your jade photo at the head of the bed, I feel that the whole world is forever immersed in the bright spring light.

I'm not fat, I'm more loving! ”

That's right, I'm fat. But it's also part of my beauty! ”

This meat on my body is my reserve, and if the famine comes, I can last longer! ”

Thanks for the reminder, I will try my best to make myself fatter, after all, people live to pursue happiness. ”

Some girls are as thin as bones, like candles in the wind, and I don't want to take this path. ”

When you say I'm fat, I'll treat you as if you're complimenting my curvy beauty! ”

I'm fat because I love good food, but that also means I'm a person with good taste. ”

Although I am fat and blind, my charm is irresistible! ”

No one is perfect, no matter how fat you are, it's better than having no heart, no lungs, no brains and no eyes! ”

As a slightly bustier eggplanter, I often hear similar comments. As a humorous response, I'd probably play the role of a confident big fat guy, "yes, I've got a lot of meat, but at least I can hug myself."

Or, "That's right, my body is as sweet as the sweet trembling chain fingers." These humorous things can make both yourself and the other party feel relaxed and happy, and reduce the awkward atmosphere.

Asked: Is it too late? I'm afraid that I'm tall, thin, beautiful and excellent, and I won't be jealous and targeted.

If it's embarrassing to say something else, it's best not to crack other people's figures, laugh at Li Zhen, and accumulate some virtue for yourself.

The panda is still fat. Why can't I be fat.

Don't talk nonsense, I suspect that you are eating fake every day, how can anyone not get fat just by eating, and they should grow long.

Is that so? You didn't say I thought you were thin.

Of course, it's not as ugly as you're skinny.