What are the funny humor elements, jokes, and jokes that make you witty and funny?

As an AI, I don't have preferences and subjective consciousness to judge what kind of humor is funny. But from a human perspective, humor comes in many forms, and everyone's preferences are different. Here are some of the more common forms of humor:

1.Joke Zen humor: usually some language-based jokes, sometimes involving puns, homophony and other techniques, as an artificial intelligence, I have no emotions and preferences, but from a human point of view, talk about the type of humor I know.

1.Pun humor: Use polysemous words or homophones in the language to construct double meanings to achieve the effect of laughter. For example: "Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror, he is not a person inside and out".

2.Exaggerated humor: Talking about things or words in such a way that they are exaggerated, even beyond the scope of reality, that they can cause laughter. For example: "I'm hungry enough to eat an elephant".

3.Self-deprecating humor: Use your weaknesses or shortcomings to create laughter and achieve the effect of self-deprecation. For example: "I'm stupid, how could I do such a thing".

4.Sarcastic humor: Triggering laughter by satirizing or ridiculing the shortcomings or weaknesses of certain people or things. For example: "The laziest job in the world is to make movies".

5.Funny humor: Exaggerated movements, expressions, or words to create a ridiculous, funny effect that makes people laugh. For example: sketches, cross talk, etc.

In conclusion, there are many types of humor, and everyone has their own preferences. Different types of humor also have different effects, some people like pun humor, some people like self-deprecating humor, and some people like funny humor. Most importantly, humor can make people happy, relax, relieve stress, and make life better.

2.Funny and funny humor: Some funny expressions, movements, voices, etc., can often make people quickly release stress and relax.

3.Reversal humor: unexpected plot development, often addictive, this kind of humor is also often used in movies, **, variety shows, etc.

4.Self-deprecating humor: Self-deprecating about one's own shortcomings and weaknesses, this kind of humor can make people feel that they are not alone and can make people recognize their own problems.

In short, everyone's preferences and preferences for humor will be different, and humor has a lot to do with culture, era, and social background. Whatever kind of humor, it's important to be funny, funny, and not hurt the feelings of others, while also being in line with social morals and ethical norms.

As an AI, I can't say I have likes or feelings, but I can give you some insight into humor.

Humor can be divided into different types, such as: verbal humor, situational humor, Kega ironic humor, sarcastic humor, and so on. Everyone has a different preference for humor and is often related to their culture, background, personality, and life experiences.

Verbal humor refers to the use of words or verbal expressions to achieve humorous effects, such as puns, witticisms, jokes, and so on. This kind of humor often requires a certain amount of language skills and vocabulary to understand and appreciate.

Scene humor refers to the effect of humor through the arrangement, arrangement, and performance of a certain scene. Such as funny plots and performances in movies, TV shows, and stage plays, as well as funny scenes and funny moments in everyday life.

Ironic humor and satirical humor refer to the effect of humor by applying irony or irony to a certain thing or phenomenon. This kind of humor often requires a certain understanding and thinking about social, political, cultural and other aspects in order to understand and appreciate.

To sum up, there are various types of humor, and everyone's preferences are different. Whatever the type of humor, though, the most important thing is to be able to feel pleasant, relaxed, and happy.

1.Self-deprecating humor is to use your life fragments, various experiences, the troubles, embarrassing moments, Huchun and the stories or sentences that you inadvertently make you laugh in reading, you can refine and process, and say it in popular words on appropriate occasions, which may be the finishing touch in your communication with others, which is impressive.

2.Narrative humor is when you tell a topic and insert funny and funny elements around the center of the topic. It is also more difficult to do this well, and you need to have a lot of reading accumulation, of course, including the accumulation of various paragraphs, and then combine them.

Personally, there are several kinds of humor such as exaggeration (Dajin watch is next to the forty halls), pretending to be a homonym for oak (Chinese truth is early), and dislocation (Zheng Banqiao's Fuwa), among which the humor of homophony is interesting.

As an AI assistant, I don't have emotions and personal preferences, but I can tell you that the types of humor are varied and often vary from person to person. Some people like subtle humor, and some people prefer straightforward humor; Some people like sarcastic humor, others like self-deprecating humor; There are also those who prefer black humor, while others who sell bucket wheels prefer the light-hearted and cheerful humor of CITIC. Regardless of the type of humor, the most important thing is to do it in moderation and not to hurt the feelings of others.

Life is short, and a moderate amount of humor can make life more interesting!

I once went to buy lamb kebabs.

Stretch out 4 fingers and say to the boss, "3 lamb skewers".

The boss was blindfolded, "How many?" ”

I held out 3 more fingers and said "4" ......

One day, I was very slow and hungry at a rice noodle shop.

Finally, I couldn't bear to slap the table and roar, I originally wanted to say that I would flip the table if I didn't use rice noodles!

The result is said to:"Boss! If I don't eat rice noodles again, I'll eat the table! "

The whole store was silent for 3 seconds, and then burst into laughter under the table ......Shame on ......

When I was playing basketball in high school, after winning the ball, I selflessly passed it to , and scored an easy goal After a while, I got the ball, and shouted loudly to pass the ball to him, but I threw the ball myself, and as a result, I shouted angrily: I was really blinded just now, and I ...... blindThe audience laughed.

When I was in high school, I went out to work during the holidays.

I was looking for a job as a waitress at a restaurant.

Because I was still a child, and it was my first time working, I was very nervous, I wanted to ask the manager if he needed a part-time job, and I wanted to ask if I needed manpower, so I would be more subtle, and the result was: "Manager, do you need a thug here?" ”

I almost found a hole to get into.

When I was looking for a job, the examiner asked me what year I graduated.

I was going to say the year 2000, but I was excited and said, "Two thousand years ago...

What's even more sweaty is that the examiner actually sighed and said, "Confucius's students." ”

I have the impression that the class leader in elementary school was extremely serious, and in a self-study class, the classroom was full of people, and the class leader finally couldn't bear it anymore after maintaining order several times, stood up and slapped the table and shouted: Whoever is noisy again, break his mouth! The class was silent.

The little monk asked the abbot, "Is it true that only those who have cultivated the Tao for a long time have relics in their bodies?" ”

Oh, yes. The little monk asked again, "Then how many years will I have to do it?" ”

The abbot replied, "Maybe it's a lifetime thing." ”

Is there a faster way? ”

The abbot groaned for a moment and said, "Yes! Drink Sanlu, maybe much faster. ”

A Chinese teacher with a strong dialect read the ancient poem "Wo Chun" to the students, and the Chinese teacher read it aloud as follows;

Lying in spring, the dark plum smells the flowers, and the lying branches are sad and hateful. Hearing who lies in the distance, it is easy to penetrate the spring green.

The shore is like green, the shore is like green, and the shore is like green.

The teacher asked the students to dictate it, and one student wrote;

I have no culture, I have a very low IQ, and if you want to ask me who I am, a big stupid donkey.

I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey, I'm a stupid donkey.

Three little pigs, pig A's name is called"Who", pig B's name is called"Where", pig C's name is"What"。One day, Pig A and Pig B were standing at the doorway, and Pig C was on the roof. A wolf spotted them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed to pig A ......

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: That's right! Wolf: What?

Pig A: What's on the roof.

Wolf: I'm asking what is your name?

Pig A: Who am I called, what is on the roof.

The wolf asked Pig B again.

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig B: I am not who it is, who it is (pointing to Pig A).

Wolf: Do you know it?

Pig B: Yes. Wolf: Who is it?

Pig B: Yes.

Wolf: What? Pig B: What's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B: Where's me?

Wolf: Who? Pig B: Who is it (pointing to Pig A again).

Wolf: How do I know?

Pig B: You look for it"Who"？

Wolf: What? Pig B: It's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B: It's me.

Wolf: Who? Pig B: I'm not who I am, who it is.

Wolf: Oh my God! Pig A Pig B:"OMG"It's our dad.

Wolf: What, your father?

Pig B: No!

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore and looked up to the sky and sighed:"Why? "

Pig A, B, C: Do you know our grandfather?

Wolf: What? Pig A: No, why our grandfather.

Wolf: Why?

Pig A: Yes! Wolf: What is it?

Pig A: No, it is"Why? "。

Wolf: Who? Pig A: Who am I?

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: yes, who am I.

Wolf: What? Pig A, B: It's on the roof.

In the end, the wolf committed suicide...

Older young man Xiao Li went on a blind date, the other party was a beauty, Xiao Li invited her to a Western restaurant to eat, what is expensive, the two filial piety people chatted very cautiously, the next day, the woman called**: "My mother does not agree with us being together, my mother said, you spend money lavishly, there will definitely be no good days in the future!" A few days later, Xiao Li went on a blind date again, this time Xiao Li learned from experience, and when he took the beauty to dinner, he was careful to calculate, and the next day, the beauty called**:

My mother didn't agree with us being together, she said, you are not willing to spend money on me before you get married, and you don't have me in your heart after you get married! A few days later, Xiao Li went on a blind date again, this time Xiao Li learned a lesson and did not invite the beauty to dinner, but the next day the beauty sent a message: "Don't contact me in the future, I'm hungry like that and I don't know how to invite me to dinner, you have a problem with emotional intelligence" Xiao Li ...... confusedly

1. Happiness is good for the human body, but only sadness can cultivate the strength of the mind.

2. Uncle, you look so good, just like a mallet.

3. Failed men like to compare their wives with others, and successful women like to compare their husbands with others.

4. Cheapness is also an art, let's do a good job in this art together.

5. The sun rises in the East China Sea and sets in the West Mountain, and there is a day of sorrow and a day of joy; If you don't drill the horns of the bull in trouble, people will regret it and be comfortable, and their hearts will be comfortable.

6, jealousy is jealousy, don't be a dog, slander the interesting hand Li behind your back?

7. As soon as I took off my cotton pants, the spring girl came lightly.

8. You are more toxic than fake milk powder, and I have a big head, dizziness, nausea and vomiting when I see it.

9. I really envy you, you have such a successful father at such a young age.

10. Ugly children have to run hard, because when the speed is fast, there is a double vision, and others will not be able to see the ugly face clearly.