It s almost April Fool s Day, and the masters have not lost their teachings.

April Fool's Day Seven Kinds of Whole People** (1).

This site is original Every year on April 1, it is a traditional folk festival in the West and the United States - April Fool's Day. April Fool's Day originated in France. In 1564, France first adopted a newly reformed chronology, the Gregorian calendar (now commonly used Gregorian calendar), with January 1 as the beginning of the year.

But some conservative people oppose this reform and still stubbornly celebrate the New Year on April 1 with gifts according to the old calendar. Advocates of reform make a mockery of the practices of these old-fashioned people. Clever and funny people gave them fake gifts on April 1st, invited them to a fake reception, and called the deceived conservatives "April fools" or "hooked fish."

Since then, people have fooled each other on April 1, and it has become a popular custom in France. In the early 18th century, April Fools' Day customs were introduced to England and then brought to the United States by early British immigrants.

Now, April Fool's Day, a festival that has been imported into our China, in order to carry out the "Chinese characteristics" April Fool's Day to the end, even prepare the "April Fool's Day Seven Kinds of People's Day" for you to choose, please be brave on April 1 to your relatives and friends "Darts".

1. Name: Mouse Ecstasy Soup.

Gross Weight: Manufacturing Unit.

Description: April Fool's Day whole person software, the mouse was poured with ecstasy soup, please pay attention to save important files before running!! I'm telling the truth :-)

2. Name: Frightened.

Gross Weight: Manufacturing Unit.

Description: April Fool's Day whole person software, a scare hidden in beauty.

3. Name: Happy April Fool's Day.

Gross weight: 1120k

Manufacturing units. Description: Blue Screen! Blue Screen! Blue Screen! (Figure 1).

Figure 1 Blue screen.

4. Product name: trilobite.

Gross Weight: Manufacturing Unit.

Description: Trilobite whole human procedure. All your drive letters are hidden at once. Look before using it, and remember to drag the cracked program out first. (Figure 2).

Figure 2 Hidden drive letters.

April Fool's Day Seven Kinds of Whole People** (2).

5. Name:**.

Gross Weight: Manufacturing Unit.

Description:**Where should you hide, of course, under the table, rookie, this time it's your desktop shaking! That's ......

6. Product name: The flood is coming.

Gross weight: 97k

Manufacturing units. Description: After the execution, the computer screen seems to be flooded, and the waves ......(Figure 3).

Figure 3 Flooded ......

7. Name: Horror Formatting.

Gross weight: 175k

Manufacturing units. Instructions: Sit, don't move! Take a good look at whether there is any important information in your beloved computer.

Or there is an important email that is not answered ......Oh! You say it's a lie? Then please see if the hard drive light is flickering desperately.

Don't be nervous! Don't press the reset button right away. Because it's all over......

April Fool's Day Whole Person Feature.

Why do you want to do this, I sin against you? If you want to talk to everyone about me like this, is there anything you can't say to me directly? You have to go around like this, you say! Why do you go around telling people ......I'm handsome!

2> I miss you a little bit, and I really want to ask you out to meet you, but I don't dare to ......My heart is really messed ......Every time I see you, I always feel like a deer, because the people in the mental hospital tell me that you even eat dog shit now.

3> Every night after I got to know you, I couldn't sleep every night, thinking and thinking about you! Your smile and your face are in my heart all the time - I can't sleep!

1. Buy a belt of Oreos, filled with milk.

2. Dig out the milk and put the white high in it.

3. Give him the cookies you have carefully prepared.

Be sure to let people eat it, and if you don't eat it, just say:"If you don't eat, you won't give me face. "

Tell them to take the exam, find someone to notify the 2 classes to take the exam together in the big conference room in advance, and tell them to open the book when they are all there, and then let them pick up the books first, and when they are all there, I wish them a happy holiday.

Today, at 13:35 p.m., I went to the classroom and wrote "Tomorrow's Chimelong Spring Outing is Cancelled". Immediately the classroom exploded, "Isn't it?

I don't believe it", "how to cancel for no reason", "backwater"...That kind of scene is no less than the eve of **, and then several classmates came to the office one after another and asked me if I really canceled the spring outing? "Didn't you look at the blackboard?

It is shown to be helpless and desperate. Then they asked the English teacher again. The English teacher said that Teacher Fan was the head teacher, and of course his words were true.

Everyone is more like a ball that has lost its breath, without a little spirit.

In the third class, I will talk as soon as I go to the classroom, please divide into groups and prepare for tomorrow's spring outing. As soon as everyone heard that the spring outing would resume tomorrow, they immediately exploded again, and the scene was no less than Beijing's bid to host the Olympic Games. Then they all pointed at me and laughed, and I couldn't help but laugh.

At this time, some classmates said that today is April Fool's Day, and we are all stupid to the teacher. Hahaha. At the end of class, I said that there was no Chinese homework today, and some students didn't believe it and thought that the teacher was fooling them again.

It seems that Fools can only appear on April Fool's Day to make everyone laugh.

Natural jadeite jade pieces that have not been filled and colored are called A goods. If the filling treatment is called B goods, the mineral components of B goods are the components of natural jadeite, and the color is natural. If the color treatment is called C goods, the mineral composition of C goods is the composition of natural jadeite.

If there is both filling and color treatment, it is called B+C goods.

You can tell your classmates that this year's final exams have been cancelled,,,Happy April Fool's Day!

There's not much to do, like I like oh oh oh.