Please tell some funny jokes, and have a point

One day, a little devil who believed that he knew a few Chinese characters was hungry on the street, so he began to look for a restaurant. When he arrived at the door of a small noodle restaurant, he saw the big characters written on the water sign at the door: beef noodles, large rib noodles, and light rice.

It wanted to taste it, so it walked in.

The busy waiter rushed over and asked, "Sir, what kind of noodles do you eat?" ”

I eat ......As he spoke, the little devil wanted to show off that he recognized Chinese characters, so he turned his head to look at the words written vertically on the water sign, and read horizontally: "I eat a bowl of 'cow', 'big', 'poo'......."The sound of "pooping" to eat is quite loud, word by word.

So, all the diners in the restaurant looked at the little devil in surprise and whispered: "This beast is so fierce!"

A man who has no brains to speak without a brain dances with a young lady. Man: "Are you married?"

Miss: "Not yet." "Man:

So do you have a baby? The young lady was furious and walked away. The man thought that he couldn't ask like that next time.

Then he danced with a woman. Man: "Do you have a baby?"

Woman: "There are two." "Man:

Are you married? ”

This morning, I was queuing up to buy food, and a person in front of me cut the queue and asked him: Why did you cut the line? He said, "Because I don't have the quality." I was speechless ......

Dog: What Like Eat? What do you like to eat.

cat cat: l like hot dog (= ..)^=)～～

There was a schoolboy leaning against a door, and suddenly, someone opened the door, and the schoolboy sat down on the ground and started crying.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Xiao Cai, who was later taken away ......

Can you laugh when you watch Guo Degang's cross talk?

A couple was walking on the street, and suddenly a beautiful girl came out to block it and said: You are actually with someone else behind my back. The man was inexplicable and quickly explained to his girlfriend:

No, I don't really know her... You have to trust me. The man was in a hurry and didn't know what to do, so he became angry and said to the woman in front of him

You're insane, and if you're fine, you'll run out and be a third party," the girl cried and said to the man, "It's you who is the third party!" ”

It's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, hahahahahaha.