What are the verses about irony, humorous and sarcastic verses

Humorous and satirical verses are:

1. No bamboo makes people vulgar, and no meat makes people thin.

Not vulgar and not thin, braised pork with bamboo shoots.

2, eighteen brides and eighty langs, pale hair and red makeup.

The mandarin ducks are made into a double night, and a pear flower presses the begonia.

3. Half of the hundred years have passed, and the autumn solstice turns to hunger and cold.

For the question of Pengzhou. Pastor, when will you be in need?

1, "Tian Family".

The father ploughed the fields on the plains, and the sons went down to the mountains.

In June, he did not show up, and the official family has repaired the warehouse.

Tang] Nie Yizhong.

2, "Title Lin'an Residence".

Outside the mountain, when will the West Lake sing and dance?

The warm wind smokes the tourists drunk, and makes Hangzhou Bianzhou.

Song] Lin Sheng.

3, "Song History".

There is still a robe to give, and Fan Shuhan should be pitied to him.

I don't know the corporal of the world, but I still look at it as a cloth.

Tang] Li Shangyin.

4, "Gift of Flowers".

Jincheng silk pipe day after day, half into the river wind and half into the clouds.

This song should only be in the sky, and the world can hear it a few times.

Tang] Du Fu.

5, "Official Hamster".

The official warehouse rat is as big as a fight, and he doesn't leave when he sees someone opening a position.

The athletes have no food and the people are hungry, who will send the court into the king's mouth.

Tang] Cao Ye.

6, "Farmhouse".

In the middle of the night, Hu'er took advantage of the dawn to plough, and the oxen were powerless and gradually difficult.

At that time, people did not know the hardships of farmers, and they would say that the valley in the field was self-sufficient.

Tang] Yan Renyu.

7, "Song of Wealth".

When the beauty is groomed, her hair is full of pearls.

How do you know that there are two clouds, but Dai has a few township taxes.

Pre-Qin] Book of Songs.

8, "Quail Run".

The quail runs, and the magpie runs.

People are unscrupulous, I think brother?

The magpie's nest, the quail's run.

People are unscrupulous, I think you are kings?

Pre-Qin] Book of Songs.

9, "Lamb Qiu".

Lamb Leopard [, Self Habitat!]

Is there no one else? The reason for Weizi.

Lamb Leopard Sleeves, Self-Investigation!

Is there no one else? Weizi is good.

Wei Jin] Cao Zhi.

10, "Plugged Song".

The Han family is full of Yin Mountain, and they don't send Hu'er back.

I am willing to serve the country with this length, why should I be born into the Jade Gate Pass.

Tang] Du Mu.

11, "Over the Diligent Government Building".

The name of the Thousand Autumn Festival is empty, and there is no longer any such thing as a silk bag.

Only the purple moss is more satisfied, and it is paved with gold every year because of the rain.

Tang] Du Mu.

12, "Passing Through Hucheng County Again".

Last year, there was once this county seat, and the people of the county were unjust.

The new county Zai Jia Zhu Fu is dyed with the blood of living beings.

Tang] Li Bai.

13, "Sui Palace".

Chengxing South Tour is not martial law, and the nine-fold who is provincial letters.

The spring breeze is the whole country to cut the palace brocade, half as a barrier and half as a sail.

14, "Yao Chi".

Yaochi's mother's window opened, and Huang Zhu's singing voice was moving.

Eight horses travel 30,000 miles a day, and King Mu will not do it again.

Tang] Li Shangyin.

15, "Jinglan Sand Meets Night Guest".

In the twilight rain, Xiaoxiao River is in the village, and the green forest hawkers know it at night.

He doesn't have to run away from his name, and now he is half a king in the world.

Tang] Li She.

16, "Xuandu View of Peach Blossoms".

Zimo red dust is blowing on the face, and no one is looking at the flowers;

The peach trees in the Xuandu Temple are all planted after Liu Lang goes.

Tang] Liu Yuxi.

17, "Plugged Song".

Cicadas chirp in the empty mulberry forest, August Xiaoguan Road.

Out of the plug into the cold, everywhere yellow reed grass.

has never been quiet and guest, and they are all old and dusty.

Mo learns from the ranger, and praises Zilu for being good.

Tang] Zhang Hu.

18, "Book Burning Pit".

Bamboo silk tobacco sales emperor industry empty, Guan River empty lock ancestral dragon residence.

The ashes of the pit were not cold, and Liu Xiang did not study.

Tang] Zhangjie.

19, "Yongliu".

The chaos has not yet turned yellow, and it is crazy when it leans on the east wind.

Solve the flying flowers and the sun and the moon, and I don't know that there is frost in the sky.

"Two Songs of Compassion for Nong" Tang Dynasty Prime Minister Li Shen.

Plant a grain of millet in spring and harvest 10,000 seeds in autumn. There is no idle land in the four seas, and the farmers are still starving to death.

Yuefu folk songs show talents, but don't know books. Cha Xiaolian, his father does not live. Hansu is as white and turbid as mud, and Gao Diliang will be as timid as a chicken.

Fifth, "Miscellaneous" Ming Dynasty Ministry of Labor Lang Dong Yingju.

Small officials and big officials, the song is happy. If you can do this, you won't be a filial son.

6. "White Egret" Northern Song Dynasty poet Tang Geng.

Speaking of the egrets in front of the door, it must also be known from now on. The princes intend to get rid of the hook party, and A and B push to fear the king.

Seventh, the new song of "Liao Zhai".

You are also anti-corruption, and he is anti-corruption, joys and sorrows - all in my heart.

Strange doesn't have to be strange, strange doesn't have to be weird, the five sons of Dengke - it's always cuter than the breeze on the sleeves.

Macro theory in front of the stage, evil wealth behind the scenes, a little solemnity, a little hypocrisy, a little firmness, a little wandering, who can solve the mystery.

Eighth, out of the plug Wang Changling.

In the Qin period, the bright moon and the Han period, the Long March has not been returned.

But to make the dragon city fly will not teach Humadu Yin Mountain.