Who has a very cold bad joke The colder the better

01 Xiao Ming was thrown down from the 13th floor, why is it okay?

A: Because Xiao Ming is a lunch box.

02 During the eight-year Anti-Japanese War, Xiao Ming was hungry, so he made dumplings stuffed with human flesh for breakfast. When he arrived at school, he opened the lunch box and found that there were 2 less dumplings, and he closed the lunch box and opened it again, and 2 ...... were missingThat's it, in the end, the dumplings are gone, Xiao Ming is very scared, where did the dumplings go?

A: The dumplings are stuck on the lid of the lunch box.

03 During the eight-year Anti-Japanese War, the people were struggling to make a living, but Wang Xiaoming lived a worry-free life, why?

A: Because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box.

04 Wang Xiaoming was thrown down from the 13th floor, why is it okay?

Answer: Because Wang Xiaoming is Xiao Ming.

05 Wang Xiaoming was thrown from the 13th floor again, why?

A: Because there is no 14th floor.

06 An adventurer took Xiao Ming to the desert, why did he come back safely?

A: Because Xiao Ming is a camel.

07 Later, this adventurer took Xiao Ming to the desert again, why didn't he go back this time?

A: Because Xiao Ming was thrown down from the 13th floor and fell to his death.

08 Another adventurer took Xiao Ming to the desert and never returned, why?

A: Because Xiao Ming is a lunch box.

09 Xiao Ming is missing, no one can find him, why?

A: Because Xiao Ming was left in the desert.

10 Later, people learned that Xiao Ming was left in the desert, but only found a lunch box in the desert, but Xiao Ming was never found.

A: Because they don't know that Xiao Ming is a lunch box.

11 When people know the truth and no longer care about Xiao Ming, where should Xiao Ming go?

A: Jump from the 13th floor.

12 Xiao Ming is heartbroken, because he knows that he is a lunch box and he can't fall to his death if he jumps off a building, so how can he change his fate?

A: Turn into a camel and go to the desert with adventurers.

13 God fulfilled Xiao Ming's wish to become a camel, but Xiao Ming was still very sad, why?

A: Because he found out that he was thrown from the 13th floor and would fall to his death.

14 Finally, Xiao Ming was lonely and miserable, and he still couldn't escape the fate of being thrown to death. After his death, he made a wish to God that he would no longer be alone in the next life, that he would have many brothers and sisters, and that he wanted to escape the fate of being thrown from the 13th floor, ......Time passed, and a new reincarnation began, when Xiao Ming was reincarnated and opened his eyes again, he was excited, because God fulfilled his wish again, but at the moment he turned back, Xiao Ming was disheartened again, and sighed that creation made people. Why?

A: Because Xiao Ming found himself on the supermarket shelf, surrounded by lunch boxes ......

Once upon a time, there was a person who liked to play long distances**, and later, he hung up! ~

One day, Xiao Gang asked his tablemate to borrow an eraser, but he didn't borrow it at the same table, and Xiao Gang said, "If you lend it to me, will you die?" "He lent it to him at the same table, and then he died at the same table! ~

I hit it myself, I hope it, o( o thank you!) ~~

There's a fat man....

Jump down from the top of the twentieth floor....

It turned out to be .....

Dead fatty!

A match, itching on the head, scratching, burned himself to death.

Why do geese fly south for the winter? Because it's too slow.

Why do parrots talk when they are bought, because they can't talk can't be bought.

There was a guy who asked a question and died.

Two of the people I hate the most:

Boys) men and aliens.

Girls) women and aliens.

The most durable god:

Lady Liberty. I went to the action park that day, and a monkey came running from a distance and shook my hand. I feel quite proud and show off everywhere. Later, it was learned from the staff that they would only do this to their own kind.

I got on a taxi in Hong Kong, and the driver asked, "Where are you going?" I said, "Thank you, America."

Spider-Man's biggest enemy is the internet.

I clapped with an ant yesterday and it died.

When I read the news about car accidents, I always turn my head and look at it, because it makes sense. (The car is turned over).

A waiter at a restaurant asked me, "Sir, what do you want to drink?" I said, "A glass of orange juice, with milk, thank you".

Why did the tortoise lose the tortoise-hare race? Because its tortoise shell is too heavy.

Hey, my school toilet is pitifully small. As soon as I entered the toilet, I closed the door, rolled over, and stepped into the toilet.

That's all I can think about for the time being, and I'll tell my friends, and they're all frozen now. Original!

Know why a bean flies.

Because it's a magic bean.

Know why a frog flies.

Because it's the magic frog

Wrong, because it ate the magic beans.

Do you know why eagles fly?

.Look down. Because it ate the magic frog".

Wrong, because it would have flown in the first place. Is it cold.

Do you need a client? My colleague and I once chatted at a noodle restaurant, and my colleague said loudly: I think of course I want a client! At this time, the owner of the noodle shop interjected very solemnly: We usually don't use the client, and the noodles are ready to serve you!

A: "Actually, I'm not from the earth".

b：“…A: "I'm a Martian".

b：“…A: "Actually, you're not from the earth either."

b：“…A: "You're an earth fart".

b：“%#

One day the wolf said to the sheep, "I will eat you!"

And guess what, the wolf ate the sheep.

What happened to me, sister, how do I want to eat dumplings".

Well, I'm kind of craving to eat it too."

Then you cook it for us, there's a wrap over there."

You cook it, "I want to eat one".

I just wanted to see it."

Once upon a time, a man was fishing and caught a squid.

The squid begged him: You let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, "Okay, then I'll ask you a few questions."

The squid was very happy and said: You take the test, you take the test!

Then Beishen this man roasted the squid.