There are 20 funny jokes. For example, I have a car, or do I have my own.

Yes, yes, I used to copy it all on paper.

<> "Lao Tzu is not only rich, but also earns it himself.

I felt a little tired of walking to work and wanted to buy a bicycle, but I went to see it and it cost 2,500 yuan. The person next to him said that it was better to pay more money for 2500 than to buy an electric car. So I asked the electric car **, 3500, and decided to buy it.

But I was told that it was better to buy a small pedal motorcycle with some extra money. So I looked at the motorcycle, 4000, and decided to buy it. I was also told that small pedals were not safe, so it was better to buy a big motorcycle.

So look again. The big motorcycle cost 6000 and decided to buy it. Pick and choose.

I found that the one that looked at me was actually close to 1w. Unexpectedly, I heard that 1w can buy a 2-hand car. So I switched to buying a car.

Pick and choose, 2 hands Jetta to nearly 3w, decided to buy. But Chery next door said that 3W could buy their new car. So I bought Chery instead.

Go up and sit down, it's a little crowded, it doesn't matter. Add money for A3, I feel that the car is short. Went to see Tiggo again.

It's more than 10w. It's better not to buy Chery and buy a joint venture. Fancy polo.

Told about the profile. Go and book golf. People say a markup.

Gritting his teeth, he decided to buy CRV. Anyway, it's about the same as golf**. As a result, I heard that Tiguan seems to be about that **.

Then I went to see the Tiguan. Unexpectedly, I took a fancy to the new passat. Decided to buy.

As soon as I calculated **, it seemed that I could buy an Audi, so I regretted going to see the Audi A4. As a result, I passed by the BMW 4S store and saw the 3 Series, so I chose the 3 Series instead. After reading it before and after, when you decide to buy it, it will be about 30w.

I can't help but want to buy an SUV model again. So I went to the Chevrolet next door to see Kopacz, and after reading it, I felt that I wanted to buy it. There was a Jeep Compass at the door.

One question** is almost. Change! I went to the Jeep store and met an acquaintance when I was about to order a car.

Seeing an acquaintance driving a Ford Edge, his eyes were red and he wanted to buy it. I went to ask, 40w, ok! Be prepared to shell out.

Thinking about it again, it's all 40w spent. Why don't you add some money to buy a Land Rover in one step? So I went to see the aurora.

I was satisfied with the appearance and decided to buy it. Consult the driver of the unit, and was told that the off-road performance is not as good as the Prado, ** only 9w. Good!

Buy Prado! Go to Toyota. I feel ugly after watching Prado, damn my teeth and buy the Land Cruiser 4500!

The last more than 100w. Damn, don't buy SUVs anymore. Buy BMW 7。。

A toss. Eventually bought a Rolls-Royce. Pick up the car, it's a lot of fun!

I sat down and remembered. Damn, I haven't learned .. driver's license yet