Does anyone have a funny joke? What s the funny joke?

American astronauts and Soviet astronauts landed on the moon at the same time. Soviet cosmonauts declared the moon to belong to Soviet power, and American cosmonauts received an order from Houston: "Do not clash with the Soviets."

So, the American astronauts watched as the Soviets painted the entire moon red and flew away. At this time, they received instructions from Houston: ".

Write white coca cola on it.

One day, a rich man called his three sons-in-law to celebrate his birthday, and while he was eating, the rich man suddenly came and said; If any of you can make a poem that includes four words, big, small, more, and less, I will give him ten taels of silver. The three sons-in-law happily agreed.

When the eldest son-in-law saw the fan shaking in the rich man's hand, he spoke; The father-in-law's fan is really strange, it is big when it is opened, small when it is merged, it is used more in summer and less in winter.

The rich man listened to the applause and gave the eldest son-in-law ten taels of silver.

Not to be outdone, the second son-in-law said: I wrote a poem on the theme of my father-in-law's clothes: My father-in-law's clothes are really good, they are big on the body, and they are small when they are taken off, and they are worn more during the day and less at night.

The rich man listened to it well, and also gave his second son-in-law ten taels of silver.

Now it's the turn of the third son-in-law, but the third son-in-law is a farmer, unlike the eldest son-in-law and the second son-in-law, who are show-and-desir, and they can't come up with it after thinking about it for a long time.

Suddenly, he had an idea and said to the rich man, "How about I take my mother-in-law as the subject?"

When the rich man hears this, "The idea is good, they speak of dead things, and you speak of living things, and if you can tell them, I will give you twenty taels of silver."

After hearing this, the third son-in-law happily said: My mother-in-law is really good! It's big in front of me, it's small in front of my father-in-law, others use it more, and my father-in-law uses it less.

I think mud is funny.

Ma Sanli's classic cross talk joke "Teasing You" (in Tianjin dialect).

If you're pregnant, your stomach hurts!!

How's that, funny, isn't it?

I pretended to work for my boss, who pretended to pay me.

The little sunflower mother's class has started, and the child's cough is not good, and most of them are wasted 、、、

What if Coke doesn't want to drink water?

Yesterday I went out and saw a driver driving a voice-activated car, super bull.

I'll just give you some grass to eat!