I want a few jokes, I want a joke

Li Bai never brushes his teeth.

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There was a matchstick, and while walking, I suddenly felt that my head was very itchy, so I scratched it, and I used too much force to catch fire.

I went to the hospital for first aid, and when I came out, it turned into a cotton swab.

One penguin was bored, so he plucked his own fur to pass the time, and finally plucked the last hair. At this time, it suddenly said, "Ah, it's so cold."

There were two bananas walking down the street one after the other, and the one in front suddenly said, "It's so hot, I have to take off my coat occasionally, and then the one in the back slips."

A little penguin asked his grandmother, "Is grandma a penguin?"

Grandma said, "Yes, of course you're a penguin."

Then he went and asked his father, "Is he a penguin?"

Dad said, "Of course, you're a penguin."

Little Penguin: But sometimes I feel so cold.

Once upon a time there was a hide-and-seek society, and their leader has not yet been found.

Once upon a time there was a little lamb, and one day he went out to play, and he ran into a big bad wolf.

The big bad wolf said, "I'm going to eat you!!

Guess what's wrong? --

As a result, the big bad wolf ate the lamb.

The stone and the rice cake fight, and the stone flies up and kicks the rice cake into the sea with one kick.

Once upon a time, there was a couple of lovers who made a private promise for life, but the boy needed to serve in the military, so he made a vow with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl three years later, and when the time comes, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Finally, 3 years have passed, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she has not been able to wait, she is too sad, desperate she threw the diamond ring into the sea, and left the country. However, the boy has actually been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the date location, so it became a regret forever.

The boy was heartbroken. After a few years, the boy went out fishing, guess what he caught?

Rice cake! --Tell a story, once upon a time, there was a couple of lovers who made a private agreement for life, but the boy needed to serve in the military, so he made a vow with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl three years later, and when the time comes, the ring will be used as a wedding ring.

Finally, 3 years passed, but the boy heard the news of the woman's marriage on the boat back to his hometown, he was so sad that he threw the diamond ring into the sea in despair, and three days later, the boat docked. The boy went to eat at a small restaurant on the street. Bring a fish.

He picked up the fish and took a bite, bit into something hard, spit it out and looked, I k, guess what ??? he saw

Fish bones! Xiaobai Xiaobai ?

Answer White Rabbit Little White Two

Whether the dumplings are boys or girls.

Answer Guy Because dumplings have foreskin.