I want to unite the long joke 15, I want to unite the long joke

part 1

The buns and the noodles fought, but the buns were beaten by the noodles because they were too meaty.

I made an appointment with fried buns, steamed buns, bread, etc., and was going to find the noodle theory, I met instant noodles on the road, and Baozi and others surrounded instant noodles and beat them badly.

Why hit him? Baozi: Noodles, don't think that if you perm your hair, I won't recognize you!

part 2

After the instant noodles were flattened by the sea, I felt very unhappy, so I teamed up with rice noodles, udon noodles, Japanese buckwheat noodles and fried noodles.

Sauce noodles, I have to go to the buns to settle the account. Unexpectedly, I met xiaolongbao on the road. Instant noodles finger looked at it carefully for a while and said.

Dao: Brothers, come on! The instant noodles are even harder. After the xiaolongbao was flattened, the people of the noodles walked away. Afterward.

Others asked Instant Noodles and said, "You just worked so hard that we didn't know you hated him so much." Instant Noodles Says:

I wanted to do it a little bit. I didn't expect him to pretend to be cute and wear children's clothes. The more I thought about it, the more angry I became.

part 3

Anyway, after the instant noodles Haibian finished the xiaolongbao, the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and because I wanted to have a continuation stall, I joined the crowd again.

The noodles went to find the xiaolongbao again, I didn't think that I fell on the road and met the cutting bag, wow! Instant noodles roared furiously and took the lead.

Bian, so that the noodles felt a little miserable, and the noodles pulled the instant noodles apart and asked it, "How are you?"

Why are you so angry? Instant noodles said, "It's too much, it's enough to pretend to be cute, and give me a bonus in my hair."

part 4

Xiao Long Bao knew why he was flattened. I feel very wronged. So he told him what was going on.

Vegetable packs. Bean paste buns. Fried buns. Sauerkraut buns. 'You stay here. Let's go find the one with the perm'..They.

I was very angry and went to find instant noodles to settle accounts. En route. Met rice noodles. So I repaired the rice noodles fiercely.

Arrange. Said when leaving'Man. My hair is burned. Just stay at home. Don't look.

People are lovely. on the psychological imbalance. *'

Bizarre stories found in blogs.

1.Bus Driver's Blog: Today I'm at work as usual.

After a while, it became a mess in the back, and many young people and old men pulled and insisted on giving him a seat. I wondered: I had driven a car for more than ten years, and I had never encountered such a luxurious scene of giving up my seat as today.

The young people in the car were all pretending not to hear. In the end, a foreigner took the initiative to stand up. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I said to the young man in the car

Where are our traditional virtues? Does the car full of people let a foreigner give up his seat to the old man? This sentence really worked, and many young people stood up.

3.Business Youth's Blog: Tired!

Finally, I just got a seat, but an old man came up. He stared at us as soon as he got on the bus, obviously trying to find a seat. We are busy all day long, and no matter how young we are, we know that we are tired!

But then, when a foreigner stands up and wants to give up his seat, we can't sit still, and we can't afford to lose to a foreigner. So, I stood up and let the old man sit in my seat.

4.Blog for foreign students: Today, I took the bus to the hospital to see a doctor, and an elderly man came up.

I stood up and was about to get out of the car, when a middle-aged woman stood up and said something to everyone, and at once several young people came over and held me down, refusing to let me get out of the car. It seems that he has met a gangster. After several stops, I sneaked off the bus while they weren't looking.

It's dangerous! Today was a thrilling day.

5.Blog: Today, I have a new gray hair color.

I didn't dare to let anyone I knew see it, so I wanted to get on the bus first and try to react. I got on a bus and couldn't wait to see how people reacted, but the people on the bus pretended not to see me. Later, a foreigner stood up and a middle-aged woman said something, and suddenly many people in the car stood up and asked me to sit down.

It doesn't work for me to explain it. Oh my God, I'm only eighteen years old, and I'll never dare to dye my hair again.

Solidarity small jokes big truth 1, sad stories

There were three people on vacation to New York. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel.

One night, the building's elevator broke down and the attendants arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby.

After discussing it, they decided to walk back to their room on foot, and agreed to take turns telling jokes, singing, and telling stories to ease the fatigue of climbing the stairs.

The jokes were told, the songs were sung, and when we finally climbed to the 34th floor, everyone felt exhausted.

Well, Peter, tell me a humorous story. ”

Peter said: "It's not a long story, but it's very sad: I forgot the key to my room in the hall. ”

Epiphany We are painful, so humorous; We have a sense of humor, so happy.

Solidarity small jokes big truth 2, sell books

A very famous writer wants to visit the bookstore. Flattered, the bookstore owner hurriedly removed all the books and replaced them with the author's. Book. After the writer came to the bookstore, Zheng Yuxi was very happy and asked, "Does your store only sell my own handwritten books?" ”

Of course not. The bookstore owner, "The other books are selling well, and they are all sold out." ”

"Epiphany" is a strange word: you seem to be flattering him, and you are insulting him.

Solidarity small jokes big truth 3, help

Of course. The middle-aged man did as the old man asked.

All right. After the middle-aged man wrote according to the old lady's words, he smiled and asked, "Is there anything else you want to help?" ”

Well, one more thing. The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Help me add one more sentence below: I beg your pardon for the sloppy handwriting." ”

Epiphany If you refuse to help, people will hate you for a week; If the help is not perfect, it is better to ......