Jokes to military training 30, jokes to military training

At 6 a.m., during training, a girl didn't wake up in a daze.

Instructor: Hello comrades!

Student: Hello Chief!

Instructor: Comrades have done a great job!

Student: Serve the people!

A Girl: Serve the Chief!

Singing during military training is a great pleasure, but it is nothing more than shouting "one, two, three, four, five, we have waited so hard", "one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, even waiting in a hurry". One day, the even class and a certain girl team sang "X district team, come one", and the girls responded "If you don't sing, you won't sing", so the even class shouted: "One, two, three, four, five, if you don't sing, dance", there was a lot of laughter on the playground, and it was widely spread that day.

There was nothing to eat during military training, and even the fish skin peanuts sold in the small shop were extremely popular. The hardness of this thing is quite high, and once again, a certain hero ate a lot at night when he was on the self-defense post, but the movement of biting peanuts woke up the captain ......The captain jumped up and said where the gunshots ......

The self-introduction of the female instructor in the Hong Kong version——

My name is Li Wanxian, and you all know my identity. There's nothing to say - at first you will hate me, and over time you will hate me even more. Okay, let's not talk about anything else, now on, run ten laps around this building......

Overlord Flower".

The instructor said to the recruits: "Report the number!" For a long time, the recruits did not react. The instructor shouted again: "Report the number!" At this time, a recruit inexplicably stood up and walked to a tree in front of him, only to see him holding the tree with both hands.

1) A university dug holes everywhere because of laying cables.

One day, a student from a foreign school came to play, first saw the pits that could be seen everywhere, and then saw rows of classmates wearing military uniforms for military training, and couldn't help but sigh loudly: "This school's military training is real, and so many trenches have been dug." ”

2) When I was in military training, I listened to the counselors of the Academy of Biological Sciences shouting passwords

Plants here! Microbial over there! Cells in the middle! Attention all! Keep up with the virus --- in the middle of the line! "

3) A boys' team lost to the girls' team in the team drill, and the captain lectured:"Useless Dongdong actually lost to the. The main reason for losing today is that you don't have their spirit, and you don't have as good as them.

However, they don't have to be tall or tall. Hey. "The crowd laughed.

4) There is the captain of the school security department with a big belly, and every time he comes to the test, he has to demonstrate and kick the right step. said that his feet should rub the ground and make a "clatter" sound, but he never kicked it, so he had to pronounce it in his mouth instead and become a laughing stock.

That's courage The three admirals talk about what real courage is.

The German general said: "I tell you what courage is. With that, he summoned a sailor.

Do you see that 100-meter-tall flagpole? I want you to climb to the top, raise your hands in salute, and jump off! ”

The German sailors immediately ran to the flagpole, quickly climbed to the top, saluted beautifully, and jumped off.

Oh, that's great! The American general praised. Then he called an American sailor and ordered, "See that 200-meter-high flagpole?" I want you to climb to the top, salute twice, and jump off! "The American sailors carried out the order brilliantly.

Ah, gentlemen, it was truly an unforgettable show. "But I want to tell you now that we in the Royal Navy understand courage." ”

He ordered a sailor: "I want you to climb to the top of that 300-meter-high flagpole, salute three times, and then jump off!" ”

What, you want me to do such a thing? You must be insane, sir! The British sailors cried out with wide eyes.

Lo and behold, gentlemen," said the British general triumphantly, "this is true courage!" ”

584 I swear.

5682177778 I'll go with you to blow the wind.

12234 Fall in love with you.

1798 Let's go together.

76868 Go for a walk.

587129955 I don't need you to go to the twilight.

829475 To be loved is to be happy.

Hehe, this is good, I'm original.

Aftermath of the game.

The physical education class ran last.

The teacher asked the reason, and said: Taika.

It's ......This means that 1 team shoots, 2 teams drop bombs, and I'm going to demonstrate to you! "The whole camp went crazy...

Isn't it funny.

The instructor yelled at the boy who often went to the toilet: You are still impotent or **.

An instructor patrolled the night and woke up with a flashlight for a lifetime and asked: Why don't you sleep?

During military training, the teacher didn't let everyone disperse to rest when he saw death, and everyone got angry. Just find a way to leave.

At this time, a classmate farted, and he admitted it in embarrassment, and then the teacher asked them to go to the bathroom.

Some students also told the teacher that they wanted to pee in fact, but they were embarrassed to explain it before, and this fool teacher believed in Weijian even more.

And so it turned out, and walked and went. Bright... There aren't a few left. Bye-bye!