What are the bad jokes or jokes, please

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

One day, Peppa Pig cried and said to her mother, "The kids say I look like a hair dryer." Mother Pig said distressedly: "Good, stay away from my mother next time you speak, don't blow my hair up." ”

1. How do you get cancer? Otaku, carcinogenic otaku!

2. The snail and the tortoise race, the snail is as slow as a tortoise, and the tortoise is even slower, as slow as a snail.

3. When a typhoon comes, remind everyone to pay attention to safety, try not to go out, and stock up on drinking water and food. The food is better to be wheat-based, because of the microphone!

4. To live is to make the right choice, so from childhood to adulthood, I ticked all the true and false questions on the test paper.

5, the swordsman Chen Erliang used a series of double slashes, but he had never learned all his life, and then looked at the opponent, who had already been chopped into meat paste, Chen Erliang put the knife into the sheath, and snorted coldly: The subordinates are defeated.

6. I bought a dual-SIM dual-standby mobile phone, and found that the speed was slower, so I asked the boss why, and the boss said, "Are you illiterate?" Dual SIM dual standby means double Caton and double waiting. ”

7. A modern poem "Mangkhut": The wind blows into the kitchen, I open the refrigerator, because the flavor is better after refrigeration.

8. Why is life inseparable from onions, ginger and garlic???

Because: life is verdant, if you can ginger, you can ginger, if you can't ginger, you will have garlic. . .

However, if there is a green onion in life, there will be ginger.

Don't get sick with a little setback!

9. Once upon a time, there was a rich man who had ten sons, and one day, the rich man took out a pair of chopsticks and pulled out one for everyone to break, and all ten sons did it.

Then he put ten chopsticks in a water cup, and through the water, he saw that the chopsticks seemed to be broken. Then he said, "This is called the refraction of light, and the power of science is unlimited." ”

The child asked his mother: Why can't the flame of the candle stop when it keeps flickering? Mom said: Because this is a spiritual fire [Erha].

A woman got off the night shift, a man followed the plot, the woman was afraid, passed by the cemetery, and said to the grave: Dad, I'm back, open the door. The man was terrified, screaming and running.

The woman was at peace and was about to leave, when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the grave: "Girl, you forgot to bring the key again." The woman was frightened and ran away.

At this time, a tomb robber came out of the grave and said: Damn, delay my work, scare you to death! As soon as the words of tomb robbery fell, I found that an old man next to him was carving a tombstone with a chisel, curious, and asked, the old man said angrily, NND, they carved my name wrong...The great fear of robbing the tomb, waw wow screaming and running.

The old man sneered: "Damn, dare to steal business with me, and be tender..."As he was talking, the chisel accidentally fell to the ground, and the old man was about to pick it up, when he bent down and found that the chisel was held in one hand in the grass, the old man was startled, and suddenly a voice said: "You are looking for death!"

Changing the house number of my house. The old man is rolling down the hill! At this moment, a scavenger crawled out of the grass, "Damn, it takes so much money to make a piece of iron."

1.Once upon a time, there was a man whose surname was Tie, and he didn't grow hair since he was a child, so please ask him what disease he had (Lao Tie was fine).

2.There was a jar of wine that was buried in the ground for a thousand years, and what became of him?

The answer is alcohol ......）

3.Fart in the elevator and hit an actress.

Karen Mok and Shu Chang watched the series of beating people).

I'll tell you a joke, I'm a joke.

A group of animals rushed into the convenience store to buy something, because it was too noisy, they were all beaten out by the clerk, but only the lamb was left inside because: the convenience store does not close (sheep) 24 hours a day.

A sister-in-law shouted by the river: 'My shoes have fallen off', because she said Nanchang dialect and heard it as 'my child has fallen', a person heard it, and quickly jumped into the river After a while, someone came up and said to the sister-in-law;'I didn't see your child, but I saw a shoe,' said the sister-in-law'It's just shoes!'

There are a lot of funny jokes, so I'll show you a few, if you laugh, then go to the Smile every day to see it, there are a lot of funny jokes there, basically everyone who watches it can be happy all day.

Hilarious jokesChinese hilarious jokes that can laugh out loud

1.The company's female colleague Erha, a female man, usually speaks humorously and funny, and is also arrogant when she does things. Eating in the cafeteria at noon yesterday, Erha walked to a stall and shouted:

Boss, have a bottle of Sprite! Boss: Is it room temperature or ice?

Erha: Don't you know how many days a month women are uncomfortable? Boss:

I don't know? You didn't put your aunt's towel on your face! I hadn't swallowed this mouthful of hot soup yet, and sprayed the male colleague opposite in the face.

2.When I was a child, I went to my uncle's house and slept with my uncle at night. My aunt and uncle were afraid that I would freeze, so as soon as I showed my head, my aunt and uncle would stuff me into the quilt.

In the end, my aunt and grandmother went crazy! "Little bunny! Why do you keep drilling out?

What if you have a cold? I cried and said, "The sweet potatoes I ate in the afternoon stinked to death in the nest!"

My uncle and grandmother also tried to put their heads under the quilt, and they all smoked and vomited ......when they came out

3.Once the teacher was furious and said: What do you do if you are not allowed to do it all day long, and tomorrow you will set up a sign in the toilet saying that it is forbidden to eat!

A classmate doesn't wash his hair all year round, and one day his lesbian table said disgustedly: You can't wash your hair?! Who knew that the two goods said affectionately to her:

I saved up dandruff for three years just to snow for you on graduation day! The class threw up...

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

Xiao Ming's classmates said that he looked round like a balloon, so Xiao Ming went home and told his mother that his mother comforted him, but all of a sudden, Xiao Ming floated up.

Kaifeng Prefecture organizes barbecues. Zhanzhao: I've wrapped the meat. Gongsun Ce: I've got the baking utensils. Dynasty: I've got the dipping sauce. Bao Zheng asked with great interest: What is the bag in this house? Gongsun Ce said: Of course, it's black charcoal.

The child sleeps only after asking his mother to tell a story. Mom: Once upon a time, there was a man who carried a sack basket to buy groceries.

Kid: No, I'm going to listen to Ultraman. Mom calm:

Once upon a time, Ultraman carried a basket to buy groceries. Kid: No, I'm going to listen to Ultraman and monsters fighting!

Mom: Once upon a time, there was an Ultraman who got into a fight with a monster selling vegetables when he was shopping for groceries. Then the nephew listened to Ultraman and the monster beat his head and blood for a pound of cabbage, and then went to sleep contentedly.

The two lawyers walked into a fast-food restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then he pulled out his own sandwich from his briefcase and ate it. The shopkeeper came up to them and said:

You can't bring your own food here. "Two lawyers, you look at me, I look at you, shrugged helplessly, and handed each other their sandwiches.

There's a joke that starts scary, gets hilarious in the middle, and ends sadly. Once upon a time there was a ghost who farted and then he died.

College Entrance Examination Chemistry Questions.

AB can be converted to each other.

B can generate C in boiling water

C is oxidized to D in oxygen

d There is a smell of rotten eggs.

What is ABCD?

Want to know the answer.

North nose

What is a prime number.

One day, when I was doing a true/false question, I saw a prime number and asked my classmates, "What is a prime number?" ”

The classmate said: "I don't know this, prime numbers are very simple numbers." ”

Put a notebook on the table first, then put your chin on the notebook, okay, here's my gift to you - notebook pads!

Once upon a time a man stood before another man with a sword, and the man said, "If you dare to kill me, I will die before you." ”

2. "Excuse me, what day is it?" ”

Just look at the newspaper in your hand. ”

You think I'm stupid, this newspaper is yesterday. ”

, the benefits of breastfeeding.

A medical student's exam paper has a quiz question: "Four Benefits of Breastfeeding." ”

The student was quick to write out three benefits:

1.No heating is required.

2.Won't be stolen by cats.

3.You can drink it at any time.

When it came to the last answer, he couldn't think of it, and after thinking for a while, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and wrote:

4.The container is more aesthetically pleasing.

Once upon a time there was a toothpick walking on the road, and suddenly it met a hedgehog, so it stopped and waved and said, "Bus"....

The matchstick suddenly felt that his head was very itchy, so he reached out to scratch it, and burned himself to death by scratching it....

Once upon a time there was a bird who would pass by a cornfield every day, but unfortunately one day there was a fire in that cornfield, and all the corn turned into popcorn, and the bird flew over and ......I thought it was snowing, and I died of cold...

One day, when I fell with a match, I broke my head and went to the hospital to bandage it, but when it came out, it turned into a cotton swab!

Once upon a time, a man was fishing and caught a squid. The squid begged him: You let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, "Okay, then I'm going to torture you with a few questions." Squid was very happy and said:

You copy it, you copy it! Then the man grilled the squid.

A says my head is like a cow b b says like.

And there was a bread that was hungry as he walked, and he ate himself.

Let's take a look at the Encyclopedia. That's an air conditioner.

A match, walking and walking, itched and scratched, and burned himself.

Once upon a time there was a bun walking and walking, and it laughed;

Later, another bun was eaten by me while walking.

A deer walks on the road and it becomes a road.

1. Five yuan was kidnapped by a criminal gang, and I gave a hundred yuan bill

Feed! Your son is here, and if you don't want us to tear up the ticket, you will exchange yourself for him! ”

The hundred-dollar bill thought for a moment and said:

Tear it up, you don't even have 5 yuan after tearing it! ”

2. A man was about to starve to death in the desert, when he picked up the magic lamp.

Magic Lamp: "I can only fulfill one wish of you, say it quickly, I'm in a hurry." ”

Person: "I want my wife ......."”

The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully: "I'm dying of hunger and greedy for beauty!" Lamentable! With that, he disappeared.

Man: "....Cake. ”

There was a pufferfish, and it swam, swam, and swam into the sea, and became a dolphin.

One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a stupid child?" ”

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

1.A male deer, it walks and walks, and it goes faster and faster, and finally it becomes a highway (deer)!!

2.Two tomatoes crossed the street, a car sped by, one of them dodged and was flattened, and the other tomato pointed to the flattened tomato and laughed: Dig hahaha, ketchup....

3.The big bad wolf said, "I'm going to eat you!! Guess what's wrong?

As a result, the big bad wolf ate the lamb.

4.The stone and the rice cake fought, and the stone flew up and kicked the rice cake into the ......... of the sea

Once upon a time, there was a couple of lovers who made a private promise for life, but the boy needed to serve in the military, so he made a vow with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl three years later, and when the time comes, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Finally, 3 years have passed, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she has not been able to wait, she is too sad, desperate she threw the diamond ring into the sea, and left the country. However, the boy has actually been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the date location, so it became a regret forever.

The boy is heartbroken....After a few years, the boy went out fishing, guess what he caught?

Rice cake! 5.Whether the dumplings are boys or girls.

Answer Guy Because dumplings have foreskin.

6.There was a duck named Xiao Huang, and one day he was hit by a car, and he screamed: "Quack! Since then, he has become a gherkin!

7.The matchstick suddenly felt that his head was very itchy, so he reached out to scratch it, and burned himself to death by scratching it....

8.Once upon a time there was a bird.

Every day he passes by a cornfield.

But unfortunately.

One day there was a fire in that cornfield.

All the corn turned into popcorn.

The bird flew past and ......

I thought it was snowing, and I died of cold...

9.When will Taiwan want reunification?

When buying instant noodles.