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Joke book on the library.

11 Question: What are the feelings of cloth and paper?

Reason: Not (cloth) afraid of 10,000, only (paper) afraid of just in case.

11 Question: What are the feelings of cloth and paper?

Reason: Not (cloth) afraid of 10,000, only (paper) afraid of just in case.

Humorous joke: People are really tired of living, so they are called human beings.

Just ask Du Niang to know.

1.Hilarious classic off-duty cold jokes, yesterday, it was rare to get off work early, after eating at home, and his kindergarten son went to the square to play, he began to look around for the newly bought crystal blocks, shouting that he had to bring it. I wondered:

What are you doing with toys? The stinky boy gave me a blank look: "Without toys, which girl is willing to play with me?!"

2.Smile and laugh every day, and rest at home on weekends. There is only one computer at home.

Of course I'm the one who occupies La, haha My husband looked at me with a blank eye, and after a few hours, my husband asked me; "Wife, are you tired? "I didn't lift my head and said; "Not tired. "After a while, my husband suddenly asked me again; "Wife, do you want to eat apples?

I snickered. My husband really cares about me. So I didn't think about it, I just said; "I want to eat.

Husband; "That's great, you go wash the apples, I'll help you play with the computer.

3.Funny jokes about going to the supermarket, going to the supermarket with my husband, it's hot outside, and it's cool inside the supermarket. My husband is more afraid of heat.

It may not feel cool enough. When we walked to the drink freezer, my husband shouted at me; "Wife, come over and cool off. "Everyone around me watched my husband cover his mouth and snicker.

I'm so embarrassed.

4.When he saw the goddess approaching her, he gestured a big love hand in the air and gave it to the goddess. The goddess also gently caught it with both hands, and then, with a snap, fell to the ground and stomped her foot hard, and finally, the action of stepping on the bottom of her foot to extinguish the cigarette butt ......

I was bitten by a laboratory rat when I was doing an experiment in the laboratory, and I was about to ask the teacher if I would get plague, but the teacher nervously asked me: "The experimental mice eat Chinese herbal feed and drink distilled water." You're not sick, are you? ”

One day, there was one.

Fudge. Walking down the street for a long time, he said, ah, my legs are so weak.

There was a man walking on the road, walking a walker, and suddenly he felt that his feet were very sore because he stepped on a lemon.

There is a penguin, so idle that he has nothing to do, plucking his own fur to play.

Pulled it out, and he said a word: It's cold.

Sequel: There is one.

Polar bear. He had nothing to do, plucked his own fur to play, plucked it out, and when he plucked it, he said a word: The penguin is right......

Once upon a time, Tomato A and Tomato B went shopping together.

And then one day.

Suddenly, a truck burst out.

Pressed the tomato nail over.

Tomato B on the side.

Pointing at the tomato nail and laughing.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

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