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Anonymous users2024-02-12Old Bean: Pea! There's no paper in the toilet! Get some!
Pea: I'm playing a game! Leave me alone!
Old Bean: You have no conscience! Your mom isn't there, who cooked for you?
Pea: Rice cooker!
Pea: Grandma, give you a glass of water.
Grandma: Yes. Pea: I put honey in it.
Grandma: What? You farted in it? I don't drink!
Toll collector: Is there anyone at home? Charge for electricity!
Stinky Pig: No one!
Toll Collector: (angry) No one? So what are you?
Stinky Pig: (opens the door) I'm a pig.
...... in classXiaoya: Report to the teacher, peas eat in class!
Teacher: What? Write a 500 word review!
Pea: Hehe......I've prepared ...... for you before eating(Take out the review).
Xiaoya: Report! Teacher, peas eat baked cakes again.
Teacher: Ouch, you can't eat after class?
Pea: Ah woo ah (eat roast cakes), no, I still have to eat roast chicken after class!
Teacher: Grandma Pea, Pea can't study this semester.
Grandma: What? I can't hear clearly.
Teacher: Pea can't learn! Did you hear me?
Grandma: (smiles) Oh, Pea doesn't stop learning!
Pea: Dad! I got 100 points on the exam!
Lao Dou: Hmph, it's four courses together, right?
Pea: Huh! How can you look down on people?
Lao Dou: Oh, son, I'm sorry, this time 100 points is ——...
Pea: Six courses all in one!
Old Bean: Son! Here comes the cake!
Pea: Dad! How can there be a fly on the cake?
Fly: Nonsense! It's two! My third uncle is also in there!
Xiaoya: Bean, help me brush the toilet, and I'll give you a piece of bubble gum!
Pea: What? A piece of bubble gum wants me to clean the toilet for you? It's too contemptuous of people!
Xiaoya: I'm sorry, Douzi, I shouldn't look down on your ......
Pea: Let's be honest, at least two pieces too!
Lao Dou: Alas, I was fired from the unit.
Pea: Really?
Old Bean: That's true.
Pea: Yay! I was expelled from school and now 1:1 is equal between father and son!
I reminisced and retold it based on the Pea Laughter Biography, which is not exactly the same as the original Pea Laughter Biography, but the meaning is the same).
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Anonymous users2024-02-11Mochizuki Lake, Moon Palace Street, keep going forward; A little further on to the 'Jiufa Supermarket', there is a small bookstore;If there's something in there, you go and ask the boss.
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Anonymous users2024-02-10Pea: 9 years old, MP elementary school 4th grader, loves spoofs, has no hair. With Xiaoya, Potato Boy, Shallot, etc., I like Jay Chou, but the singing voice is the same as that of a donkey.
Lao Dou: Real name Li Dou, Pea's father, bald, loves to beat peas.
Xiaoya: 9 years old, a fourth-grade student in MP elementary school, peas at the same table, self-proclaimed diabetes (but never seen her take insulin), likes to use peas as a punching bag, she has three kinds of wigs, and the author later revealed that she is a man.
Stinky Pig: Since the third episode, it is Pea's pet pig, Pea often calls it "Stinky Fart Pig", and its image has changed, it is simply "getting fatter". Its great-great-grandfather is Zhu Bajie, and he likes Jay Chou as much as Pea.
Teacher Zhang: Pea class teacher, math teacher, often angry with Pea, and Jay Chou fan.
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Anonymous users2024-02-09Pea: The main character, bald, and loves to spoof. Stinky Pig: Pea's pet, the image has changed several times.
Lao Dou: Pea's father, who often leaves a lot of homework for Pea, is lustful and loves to look at beautiful women. Xiaoya:
Pea's classmates always use peas as a punching bag. Potato Boy: Pea's classmate, often bullied by Pea.
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Anonymous users2024-02-08Name: Yuan Weijiang.
Gender: Male.
Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Birthday: December 11.
Personality: introvert + extrovert.
Hobbies: Listening, watching movies, and being in a daze.
Habit: Throwing things indiscriminately.
Ideal: live a healthy, leisurely and free life He graduated from Hebei Provincial Arts and Crafts School in 1994.
He started drawing comics in 1999 and is now a professional cartoonist. He has set up a personal comic column in many newspapers and periodicals such as "Comic Party", "Comic King", and "Comic Monthly".
He has published 34 personal comic collections: 12 episodes of "Qiankun Circle" and 15 episodes of "Salary Chaser", "Office Worker" and "Pea Laughter". "The New Biography of Peas" has a total of 8 episodes.
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Anonymous users2024-02-07Yuan Weijiang, personality: introverted + extroverted, hobbies: listening, reading, watching blockbusters, in a daze, vices:
Throwing things around, ideal: live a healthy, leisurely, free life, resume: graduated from Hebei Provincial Arts and Crafts School in 1994.
In 1999, he officially devoted himself to the comics industry, and currently has set up comic columns in many media such as "Comic Party", "Comic King", "Comic Monthly", "Southern ***", and has published many personal comic collections: "Pea Laughter", "Qiankun Circle", "Salary Chaser", etc.
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