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When I was in high school, I started self-study at six o'clock in the morning, and I was always late, and then I thought of a way, get up an hour earlier every day, and then put a small quilt in the classroom, and then go to the classroom at five o'clock to cover the quilt and sleep for another 30 minutes, I will definitely not be late, I really feel that I am very witty, and I will comfort myself when I get up in the morning, and I can sleep for a while in the classroom
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When I was working at the toll booth on the highway, there was a lot of traffic every day, and I don't know what happened that day, a car passed by the safety island, and I happened to be standing on it, and I had an idea, and a wave flashed, and the car had crashed up, and I felt so witty at that time.
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In the spring, the flowers planted in the potted at home are branched, and the beautiful flowers are planted in another pot, which is bought by my father at the flower, bird and fish market; The small ones are planted in the ground and then moved into pots when they grow.
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In the past, when I went to school, it may have been because I hadn't slept well the day before, and I felt very sleepy during the evening self-study, but when I went to sleep, I was very afraid of being discovered. So I made a telescope motion with both hands, blocked my eyes, propped my elbows on the desk, and squinted my eyes, I was really witty.
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Every time I wait for the bus and see that the previous bus is crowded, I will wait for the next one, because I know that the next bus will be there soon, and there will be few people.
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In the second semester of the third year of high school, there are many people in a class, but the classroom capacity is small, so the seats are narrow. Our seats change every two weeks, once I was assigned to the corner of the back door of the classroom, the weather is hot, the door is kept open, often students pass behind me, will bump into me and my tablemates, in order to avoid disturbance, I used a marker pen to write a sentence on the back of the blank of the test paper: In order to prevent back friction**, please try to walk sideways.
Later, the students cooperated with their backs against the door, walking sideways like crabs, or simply taking a detour through the front door. It's so cute. In a simple and humorous way, this slogan that testifies to my ingenuity was torn off when the college entrance examination was cleared.
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Sitting in front of the TV with my cousin watching TV, there is a plot in the movie, the female protagonist uses this pregnancy test stick to find the male protagonist. At this time, my cousin looked at me with a curious expression. "Cousin, what is a pregnancy test?
You know, he's a hundred thousand whys!! Although it's not a sensitive topic, as a single dog, I don't want to go deep into ** at all, so I had an idea and said casually. "It's a stick to test your luck!
Although I was confused, I seemed to understand something when I looked at the smile on my face.
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About more than 10 years ago, high school evening self-study, the teacher was reading on it, a boy next to me tinkered with a digital camera, accidentally pressed the shutter, so it flashed, the teacher also paid attention to look up, we all know that the boy has a camera because we always come to take pictures, so the classmates around us, all looked up at the light on the roof, the teacher glanced at it and thought it was the light flashed and continued to read.
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I remember when I was a child, I always went out to eat with a bowl in my hand, and I always dropped the bowl, and I was afraid of being scolded when I went home. Later, the bowls became fewer and fewer, but they were still discovered.
When I was a child, my dad took me to kindergarten on a bicycle, an old-fashioned big bar cart with a small chair in the back seat. Then on some potholed road, I fell upside down and fell out of my seat. I watched my dad pedal his bike away as he strove and away, desperately chasing but unable to catch up. >>>More
When I was in middle school, I didn't have an obvious sense of "class", at most, I ate ice cream for five cents, and the other party could buy ice cream for two dollars and five; It may also be that I often wear school uniforms, and the other party wears all kinds of Yichun, Meibang or even famous brands that I don't recognize. But that's just a simple belief that the other party is just better than his own family, or his parents' company is more efficient and has a higher salary. >>>More
Yes, it was this morning. I took my uncle's little brother to the park this morning because I heard that a new batch of fish fry had been released in the lake in the park, and we both wanted to try our luck and see if we could catch a few of them. >>>More
Yes. It was yesterday!! Yesterday was Double 11, you know, everyone will be crazy to buy and buy, I was quite sensible and bought a little bit, my roommates bought a lot, a lot, and I spent the least amount of money. >>>More
Yes, I like boys' style of doing things, boys' personalities are more open-minded, open-minded, and not as sensitive as girls, so they won't look for something unhappy to care about. Envy boys' natural sensitivity to science, envy boys can make appointments with three or five brothers to drink in the middle of the night, envy boys can group up to play black games, envy boys can find girlfriends for their sisters, and envy boys who can bear the wind and rain to give others a sense of security without a sense of security.