What are some humorous things to say about dogs?

1. A fluffy puppy popped out of the haystack like a pompom.

2. The puppy was dressed in golden hair, shiny, as if it had just been rubbed with oil.

3. The dog clinged to his feet and looked at him with bright eyes and a pleading look.

4. Its legs are very short, its steps are fast and small when it runs, and its tail is cocked, which is very interesting.

5. The puppy's paws are very sharp, and it doesn't take long for it to dig a big circular pit.

6. This innocent and cute curly-haired poodle, with its little black tail swinging, like a rolling pom-pom.

7. The puppy has strong limbs, and it runs very fast, and it can run in a minute.

Two or three miles away!

1. I especially like to chat with dogs, and my dog lies on top of me to listen to my chat.

2. The air is full of the smell of osmanthus flowers, and this season is quite suitable for walking a dog.

3. The years are still long, and my heart is kind, and there will eventually be someone who will accompany me to walk my dog and drink and go around.

4. Dogs are loyal friends of human beings, and dog lovers have a delicate heart.

5. Walking my dog alone in the park and listening to songs is simply the happiest moment of my day.

1.There was a puppy with gray eyes, small pointed ears, and it ran very fast on all four legs, and this was my puppy Wang. I remember one time when I was eating cookies, Wang Wang ran towards me, rubbed my hand with the bridge, and made a "uh-huh" sound, as if to say:

The little master give me a little, okay?I'm hungry. It's fun to be like a spoiled child.

But he didn't play with it for many days, and Wang Wang was killed. Do you want to know who killed the puppy?That's my mom.

In fact, my mother was also kind, she wanted to add some nutrition to Wang Wang and give him milk, but the milk expired, so Wang Wang drank it badly. In the days when Wangwang left me, I kept thinking about playing with it.

2.Go someone else's way and let others be cornered.

3.Boys who are single are called single dogs, and ask what about the wood that describes girls as single?A single teenager arrived: the dog ignored.

4.Don't always be a single dog, you should be a single turtle by age, you should be a single pig by size, and you should be a single silly roe deer according to IQ.

5.A dog is actually a very vigilant animal and will only eat well and full when it is safe to do so. If your dog is very good at eating, either he feels safe, or he trusts you, or he is learning from you.

6.I'm not afraid of spending Valentine's Day alone, I'm afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.

7.Everyone says I'm single, he's lacking, it's funny, isn't everyone the same, are you double?

8.If you want to be handsome, human beings have to use asexual reproduction, you twist the hip shaft in the aisle, carry a glass ball in your hand, and pick cigarette butts all over the ground, and the pot-bellied woman will have a difficult birth when she sees you.

9.Can you confess that you are in a hurry, and I am also panicking.

10.The one with only the yellow spot is called "Coke", and the poodle is called "Sangsang". "Coke" was only two months old and had already learned to be mischievous, and it was desperately clutching at my pants as if trying to climb up.

Uncle said that it likes to cling to people very much, and if it doesn't hold it, it will keep pestering people. So I picked it up gently, and suddenly, "Sangsang" ran in and saw me holding "Coke", his eyes were round, as if he wanted to compete with it. Fortunately, it didn't stay lonely for too long, and after a while, my cousin was also teasing it with a sausage, which was really funny.

11.Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself, four meals are normal, and five meals are satisfying.

12.The puppy has a wide, large mouth with a row of white and sharp teeth, and it can bite a large mouse to death in one bite!

13.It's not that easy to show affection, and single dogs also have a temper.

14.Love is not a vigorous vow, but a bland companionship.

15.Like dogs?I like it!I have a dog at home, and my parents dislike him, so I want to give it to you. Okay?Well, what is the dog?I'm a single dog.

My dog woke me up when he slept and snored!

You have to follow up on the toilet!